Moments That Made You Realize You’re Washed

[jape]

bruh im washed cause im waiting for my beard to be as gray as the hairs on my head

 

[likeaboss2]

I said "Down goes Frazier" at work and no one knew what I was talking about.

I follow MMA more than boxing today, but cmon

 

[Peep Game]

when i be at the gym on the weight bench and just randomly pass out

Man

 

[jape]

im washed cause i don't understand anything these yute "rappers" are saying anymore
i look forward to coffee in the morning more than i do some drinks at night

 

[ahat]

I get annoyed seeing the yutes sagging their pants.

Same way this dude we called sidewinder (his upper body was at a 90degree angle) used to yell at us "you ******* kids pull up your damn pants!"

I think holy **** I've become sidewinder

 

[sonoftony]

I said "Down goes Frazier" at work and no one knew what I was talking about.

I follow MMA more than boxing today, but cmon

I feel you. I clearly remember getting the confused look when I said "time to make the donuts" one morning to someone a while back.

 

[getback]

This makes me feel a little washed

 

[sugafree]

I'm washed on this social media stuff.....i don't have any of it.
So I'm usually left outta that loop around my peers and at work.
People look at you sideways if you don't have a FB or Snapchat.
I'm officially out of the game...so of course your hunting instincts and clout with women go dull.
I can barely run a full court game anymore without getting gassed and fatigued in the first 20 minutes.
I'm no longer the freshes dude on the block clothing wise....because i've lost all interest in spending money on sneakers and matching outfits.

On the bright side...I'm doing the best financially I've ever been.
I now have the discipline and maturity to keep it that way.
I'm settling down but its with a down *** woman that I share alot of travel goals and vision with.
I'm now on filling my second Passport.
So it's really that next stage in life for me...where things get a little slower.
Gonna take advantage of these 30s like a grown *** man with class.
The biggest thing is being a hunter for so long and being out of the game.
Its like women no longer smell it on you and look your way.

 

[SC kid]

This makes me feel a little washed

 

[ualreadyknow23]

Went out a few years ago to a bar/club type spot rocking a Polo and some jeans and I wanna say like Sperry's or something HELLA lame lol. I thought I was Gucci because when I used to go out a lot of spots in Houston used to trip on dress code so I felt this was a safe bet. Well all the young lions were in there in fresh tees, comfortable pants/shorts and sneakers...boys even had on hats . I felt so outta place I just went home. Needless to say I've severely stepped my nightlife wardrobe game up since then but I was lowkey embarrassed because typically I be thinking I'm fresh. Knew I was on the verge of being washed at that point.



- Preciate it.

 

[plansb]

bruh im washed cause im waiting for my beard to be as gray as the hairs on my head

Man, gray hair better than thinning or no hair. I think i'm about the point where i need to buzz my head with a 1 or just bic the damn thing.

 

[JustBlaze.]

Oh ****.

 

[Mark Antony]

I have a grey hair in my beard and i saw some hair growing out of my ear.

This is like one of God's more cruel jokes. Losing the hair on my head but growing some in my ear.

 

[parada45]

Thread got me dying

 

[superblytrife]

Ear hair sucks. I don’t get a ton, but the joints that do show up are hella coarse and grow like weeds. Seriously, why does ear hair grow so damn fast?

Thinking about getting them lasered at my wife’s job so I don’t have to hassle with them.

Jesus—listen to me. Yep, I’m definitely washed.

 

[Comparison Ford]

A fart just slipped out on its own when I was walking today.

 

[chucktwnsfinest]

A fart just slipped out on its own when I was walking today.

What happens when you squat and deadlift?

 

[geno90221]

I’m shopping for face creams now

 

[Nike Jordan]

I said "Down goes Frazier" at work and no one knew what I was talking about.

I feel you. I clearly remember getting the confused look when I said "time to make the donuts" one morning to someone a while back.

I like to make obscure references and see if anyone gets them.

 

[Mark Antony]

I’m shopping for face creams now

Fyi the neck and hands show aging first, moisturize them joints.

 

[Comparison Ford]

What happens when you squat and deadlift?

 

[lovehateself]

A fart just slipped out on its own when I was walking today.

yall ever sneeze and a fart came out
is that a sign of being washed

 

[geno90221]

When I was smashing this Thick Thot
and I bust 1 and that ish hurted

 

[Xennial]

When this 19 year old chick asked me for my IG and I said I don't really use it, i'm only 33 btw

 

[henz0]

Struggling to watch anything that's over an hour without falling asleep