Miami U: a proud school of entitlement

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This is hilarious for anyone who goes or went to Miami (Ohio, the Republican U of the North). God bless anyone who goes there right?
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I recently spent the weekend in New York City traveling to compete against 28 other schools. Seeing these competitors from other schools, it made me take stock of the advantages we hold as Miami University students.

This list I compiled is in no way comprehensive, but simply lists the most glaring contrasts that Miami students show over students from other schools. I gloss over schools such as Ohio University, Kent State University and Eastern Kentucky University for obvious reasons. Instead, I focus on the schools that joined my competition in New York. These were the cream of the crop according to US News and World Report rankings: Harvard University, University of Virginia, New York University, Duke University, Loyola University, Tufts University and others. The advantages that we hold over these schools are as follows.

First of all, we are pretty people. The attractiveness of our student body as a whole is immeasurable. When compared to students from other universities, there is no comparison. Our girls are more beautiful, our gentlemen are better looking and all around we look more aesthetically pleasing. In a world that admits it gives preference to pretty people, Miami students will have a leg up over the competition. If this weekend is any indication of the student body at schools like Harvard, University of Virginia, New York University and more, the future is bright for Miami students.

The second advantage Miami students have is in their level of rhetoric. On the whole, Miami students are better read and more articulate than students from other schools. The competition I attended was based on speaking and presentation skills. The ability to communicate effectively is vital to success later in life. I am not just referring to communications majors, but history, classics, psychology, economics, finance and political science.

Thirdly, there is an increased level of work ethic in Miami students. It was blatantly obvious from my interactions with other students that many of them feel entitled to the things they have in this life. Not so for the Miami students I have come into contact with during my four years here. I do not have to elaborate on the importance of hard work and dedication in life. To know what it takes to be successful and to know how to get what you want in life is essential. Without it, nothing else matters.

Fourthly, Miami students are showy, but in the right way. What I mean by this assertion is that we are not ostentatious. We do not flaunt our material possessions. Instead we smoothly integrate our Sperry's, North Face clothing and iPhones into everyday life. As I looked around the room I sat in with this hodge podge of schools, the level of ostentation shocked me. It was analogous to standing on a stage and screaming at anyone who will listen. Could it be effective? Maybe. Does it predispose people against you? Does it call attention to your immaturity and need for attention? Yes, to both of those questions. Miami students are subtle, we do not tell when we can show and as showed this weekend, we are much more mature.

So in closing, as the football team begins to accumulate wins and the hockey team returns to the top of the college hockey hierarchy, remember to embrace what makes Miami great. As RedHawks, we have certain advantages that other schools do not. Traits that students from the rest of the country only dream of.

It is our job to continue this trend, to not ruin this reputation. The best thing one can do is to perpetuate the stereotype, (Yes, some stereotypes can be positive, contrary to what some believe) is to continue building on our reputation. Bask in the glow of our combined excellence. Sleep more soundly knowing that your tuition money is not spent in vain.

In the world we live in, reputation and networking are everything. One attains high standing in this world with help from others and with the traits Miami students have, others will be fighting over who gets to assist in a Miami student's rise to greatness. Our coattails will be long and spacious, all due to the advantages we have. Not bad for a school in the middle of cornfields.

http://www.miamistudent.net/opinion...embrace-its-reputation-1.2663465#.Tqch27KYpkj
 
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Didn't really find it funny. The guy is proud of his school, maybe a little snobbish with it, but oh well.........
 
where did you find this?  I can't imagine the school newspaper, or any school newspaper for that matter, printing this
 
I recently graduated from Miami. I am from NYC. I can easily say it is one of the prettiest school's i've ever been to. The girls are amazing and campus life is insane. However, you picked out one dude (in a school newspaper post). Some People are stuck up, but that is anywhere. I had a blast there, and I can attest to the how fun it is. He got carried away, but I don't get why this is a post.
 
The only thing I know about the school is that Ben Roethlisberger went there. Every school probably has writer like this.
 
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I was used to people like this at where I went to school. They tried to justify the most arbitrary things as to why WE were better than other places.

A lot of the people from my university would always talk %$%* about Georgetown and make it seem like that they were at their first choice when in actuality Georgetown turned them down and they were just salty.
 
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ryair, where did you go to school? U of MD was similar in that, dudes talking about choosing to go there over Ivy because of "tuition"
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Originally Posted by finnns2003

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ryair, where did you go to school? U of MD was similar in that, dudes talking about choosing to go there over Ivy because of "tuition"
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I went to GW. Georgetown and NYU got the most hate because most people who go to school in DC either want the politics side where Georgetown has the most name recognition in DC or they wanted the "school in the city" aspect. I sometimes wish I would have went to UMD and got that instate tuition but I got great contacts out of GW so I can't complain.  
 
Originally Posted by finnns2003

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ryair, where did you go to school? U of MD was similar in that, dudes talking about choosing to go there over Ivy because of "tuition"
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I decided not to go ivy because of tuition. Private catholic school gave me a full ride.

I don't care how prestigious a school is. 100k worth of debt to learn the exact same things you can learn with some self-application at another school is absolutely absurd. I still wonder what it would have been like if I would have chosen to go to Columbia, but at the same time I am satisfied with the piece of mind knowing that I will be able to pay off my loan debt within a year or two compared to drowning in it if I would have gone that route.
 
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