Machete

[thegoat121886]

Originally Posted by hymen man

So 61 is good?

yeah. it's a meta score...an average of all the scores tallied up. 60-100 is favorable. 40-59 is average, and 0-39 sucks.

 

[jordanhead21]

Maybe if michelle "i play the same tough girl in every movie" rodriguez wasn't in it

Trejo is that dude though

 

[jordanhead21]

Maybe if michelle "i play the same tough girl in every movie" rodriguez wasn't in it

Trejo is that dude though

 

[chokeonsmoke]

Originally Posted by Tfromthe617

catching the midnight show tonight i'll let you know man.

 

[chokeonsmoke]

Originally Posted by Tfromthe617

catching the midnight show tonight i'll let you know man.

 

[gil23]

This movie is stupid funny...lol, acting not so great,




*Edit* This movie is worth watching just because of the women

 

[gil23]

This movie is stupid funny...lol, acting not so great,




*Edit* This movie is worth watching just because of the women

 

[cincoseisdos]

looks terrible, that cast is horrendous

 

[cincoseisdos]

looks terrible, that cast is horrendous

 

[snowboardingpanda]

I feel like watching the spoof trailer of this movie from 3 years ago is good enough to understand how this will end.
Perhaps I'll TRY to spend money on watching it.

 

[snowboardingpanda]

I feel like watching the spoof trailer of this movie from 3 years ago is good enough to understand how this will end.
Perhaps I'll TRY to spend money on watching it.

 

[mronegative]

Better than I thought it'd be. Bloody as hell. Real funny. The first 10 minutes will drop any doubts you had. If you liked Planet Terror, there ain't a reason to miss it.
I don't know what the director has on Jessica Alba, that he can pull the freak outta her like that, but DAMN. 

 

[mronegative]

Better than I thought it'd be. Bloody as hell. Real funny. The first 10 minutes will drop any doubts you had. If you liked Planet Terror, there ain't a reason to miss it.
I don't know what the director has on Jessica Alba, that he can pull the freak outta her like that, but DAMN. 

 

[metallicnitro]

Movie was good. 

 

[metallicnitro]

Movie was good. 

 

[grypr33]

He played a guy named Machete in Spy Kids too 

Directed by Robert Rodriguez .......with Cheech
Saving the planet with all that recycling

 

[grypr33]

He played a guy named Machete in Spy Kids too 

Directed by Robert Rodriguez .......with Cheech
Saving the planet with all that recycling

 

[ao17]

Movie was really nice

 

[ao17]

Movie was really nice

 

[jpap348]

Saw it last night and I thoroughly enjoyed it. The action/gore was great, women were beautiful

and there were plenty of funny moments and one-liners ("Machete don't text"

). At points it seemed a little drawn out but considering I don't pay for movies all that often this was definitely worth the price of a ticket.

 

[jpap348]

Saw it last night and I thoroughly enjoyed it. The action/gore was great, women were beautiful

and there were plenty of funny moments and one-liners ("Machete don't text"

). At points it seemed a little drawn out but considering I don't pay for movies all that often this was definitely worth the price of a ticket.

 

[arsnalj23]

Just saw it. Good movie 

"Machete don't text. He improvises."

 

[arsnalj23]

Just saw it. Good movie 

"Machete don't text. He improvises."

 

[airphilippines]

@ the 70's pr0n music

 

[airphilippines]

@ the 70's pr0n music