**LA LAKERS THREAD** Sitting on 17! 2023-2024 offseason begins

[pmatic]

Reading tweets, this Pelinka presser sounds ridiculous.

 

[kingjaffejo]

Howso?

 

[pmatic]

Pelinka compared Kobe to Michelangelo, Beethoven and Shakespeare for one thing.

 

[noblekane]

so he thinks hes broken matt hardy now

 

[moonman818]

Pelinka compared Kobe to Michelangelo, Beethoven and Shakespeare for one thing.

 

[MVP]

Pelinka compared Kobe to Michelangelo, Beethoven and Shakespeare for one thing.

This was a gem as well...

Pelinka said Kobe was like "sugar that dissolves in coffee...100% behind everything Laker and will continue to be and he's in the DNA here."

 

[jab step]

Pelinka compared Kobe to Michelangelo, Beethoven and Shakespeare for one thing.

He said like Michelangelo is to art, Beethoven is to music, and Shakespeare is to writing, Kobe is to him as a friend.

So it wasn't THAT bad, but I was cringing until he said as a friend lol.

 

[moiety]

Pelinka compared Kobe to Michelangelo, Beethoven and Shakespeare for one thing.

He compared what those people were to their art is what kobe is as a friend to him. But ok.

 

[moiety]

Didnt know Pelinka played with the Fab Five

 

[laker4lifeman]

Calling kobe while his kid had a busted head had me

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

Yall don't remember that ad campaign where Kobe posed as Beethoven and em . For the 8s I think

 

[sohi 23]

Why do i feel like Pelinka is gunna give Iguadola a stupid *** contract this offseason.

Only say this cuz Pelinka was Andre's agent for like 10 years.

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

Dlo in 22 games playing over 30 minutes (32:13) this season


19.68 PPG
5.81 AST
4.63 TRB
2.0 STL
0.50 BLK
2.95 TOV
2.27 PF

2.59 FT
3.45 FTA
75% FT

2.81 3P
7.77 3PA
.361% 3P

7.13 FG
16.72 FGA
.429% FG

Dlo in 30 games playing over 30 minutes (33:57) his rookie season

17.16 PPG
3.86 AST
3.93 TRB
1.16 STL
0.26 BLK
2.80 TOV
2.03 PF

2.30 FT
3.03 FTA
77% FT

2.26 3P
5.80 3PA
.388% 3P

6.30 FG
15.20 FGA
.420% FG
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6 games tho [emoji]129300[/emoji]

 

[tonelow]

Calling kobe while his kid had a busted head had me

Right 

Dude is pretty corny, but I like him.  

Complete 180 from Mitch. I miss him but this feels right.

 

[kingjaffejo]

Missed the press conference can some one post it if you can

 

[had pants]

 

[sohi 23]

6 games tho [emoji]129300[/emoji]

Let em know.

 

[akajae]

these bums won last night??

fell asleep and woke up to this

they bout to beat sixers too

 

[Maximus Meridius]

Mmm that lady look thick as hell.

 

[Lizakers]

that had me

 

[sohi 23]

Reports that Jeanie picked Pelinka over Jerry West?

 

[Lizakers]

Nice opening comments by Pelinka at the presser
A little too much religion though (quoting the bible twice )

Magic with the awkward fist bump to Pelinka lol

Wonder if we go after Dion Waiters (Pelinka client) this summer

 

[pmatic]

Rather save up for Avery Bradley next summer (well not really, but he's a better fit).

 

[MVP]

Nice opening comments by Pelinka at the presser
A little too much religion though (quoting the bible twice )

Magic with the awkward fist bump to Pelinka lol

Wonder if we go after Dion Waiters (Pelinka client) this summer

Hopefully not, let Philly offer him 20 mil instead. 

 

[had pants]