Jerkoff Arrested After Ejaculating Two Times into a Female Co-worker's Water Bottle

[waveyjoneslocker]

This mug shot belongs to Michael Kevin Lallana, a 31 year old sickfreak from California who's being charged by the Orange County DistrictAttorney's office on two misdemeanor counts of releasing an offensivematerial in a public place and assault. The so-called "offensivematerial" is actually his sperm, which he "discharged" (read: jerkedoff) into his female co-worker's water bottle at Northwestern MutualMortgage Company in Newport Beach on January 14th, reports the Orange County Register.According to the newspaper, his female victim -- identified as "JaneDoe" -- drank the water when she returned to her desk. Guess whathappened next?

The Register reports she bottle away after feeling "sickened andirritated." Three months later, on April 9th, April 9, Lallana plantedhis seed into the ladies water bottle and planted it on her desk,again. Jane Doe drank the protein shake, again, and felt sick, again.However, rather then disposing of the evidence, the women sent thewater bottle to a DNA lab where they were identified as Lallana'sbodily fluids. Lallana was arrested this morning after Jane Doe pressedcharges. 

Here's the rest of the details, via the OC Register.

Prosecutors considered filing felony charges againstLallana, but the misdemeanor counts of releasing an offensive materialwere the only appropriate counts that could be filed, said Susan KangSchroeder, chief of staff for District Attorney Tony Rackauckas.

If convicted, he faces a sentence ranging from a minimum of threemonths to a maximum of three years in jail with mandatory sex-offenderregistration, they added.

Lallana – who was arrested outside his home Tuesday morning – is outof custody on $500 bond and will be arraigned Sept. 14, prosecutorssaid. He did not return a phone call seeking comment.

 

[waveyjoneslocker]

This mug shot belongs to Michael Kevin Lallana, a 31 year old sickfreak from California who's being charged by the Orange County DistrictAttorney's office on two misdemeanor counts of releasing an offensivematerial in a public place and assault. The so-called "offensivematerial" is actually his sperm, which he "discharged" (read: jerkedoff) into his female co-worker's water bottle at Northwestern MutualMortgage Company in Newport Beach on January 14th, reports the Orange County Register.According to the newspaper, his female victim -- identified as "JaneDoe" -- drank the water when she returned to her desk. Guess whathappened next?

The Register reports she bottle away after feeling "sickened andirritated." Three months later, on April 9th, April 9, Lallana plantedhis seed into the ladies water bottle and planted it on her desk,again. Jane Doe drank the protein shake, again, and felt sick, again.However, rather then disposing of the evidence, the women sent thewater bottle to a DNA lab where they were identified as Lallana'sbodily fluids. Lallana was arrested this morning after Jane Doe pressedcharges. 

Here's the rest of the details, via the OC Register.

Prosecutors considered filing felony charges againstLallana, but the misdemeanor counts of releasing an offensive materialwere the only appropriate counts that could be filed, said Susan KangSchroeder, chief of staff for District Attorney Tony Rackauckas.

If convicted, he faces a sentence ranging from a minimum of threemonths to a maximum of three years in jail with mandatory sex-offenderregistration, they added.

Lallana – who was arrested outside his home Tuesday morning – is outof custody on $500 bond and will be arraigned Sept. 14, prosecutorssaid. He did not return a phone call seeking comment.

 

[lafitted 818]

hahahaha dudes pretty sick..but maybe he cared about getting the employee's daily protein

 

[lafitted 818]

hahahaha dudes pretty sick..but maybe he cared about getting the employee's daily protein

 

[mister916]

I just saw this.

 

[mister916]

I just saw this.

 

[Master Zik]

Title would've been so much more G of him it was in her face.

Sick stuff though. Not so sure about this story and the females role in it. Who just ups and runs a DNA test on water that has made you sick and irritated once and a second time 3 months later???? A DNA test? Why not check with the company that manufacturers the water bottles and find out why it's made you sick on two separate occasions?

There's more to this story.

 

[Master Zik]

Title would've been so much more G of him it was in her face.

Sick stuff though. Not so sure about this story and the females role in it. Who just ups and runs a DNA test on water that has made you sick and irritated once and a second time 3 months later???? A DNA test? Why not check with the company that manufacturers the water bottles and find out why it's made you sick on two separate occasions?

There's more to this story.

 

[manglor]

When she got that report about what she was drinking you know damn well she was all....

 

[manglor]

When she got that report about what she was drinking you know damn well she was all....

 

[highrep87]

wow

 

[highrep87]

wow

 

[ph3n0m3n0n]

She obviously told him no when he asked if she swallowed.

He sure showed her.








but yeah, that's nasty.

 

[ph3n0m3n0n]

She obviously told him no when he asked if she swallowed.

He sure showed her.








but yeah, that's nasty.

 

[balloonoboy]

Shouldn't she be charged for swallowing his kids?

 

[supervi11ain]

how did she not know something was wrong with the water the first time she drank it

 

[supervi11ain]

how did she not know something was wrong with the water the first time she drank it

 

[balloonoboy]

Shouldn't she be charged for swallowing his kids?

 

[wallyhopp]

Her husband must hate her.

 

[wallyhopp]

Her husband must hate her.

 

[demik]

Okay, which NTer did this?

 

[steve cash]

she enjoyed it

 

[demik]

Okay, which NTer did this?

 

[ruxxx]

Originally Posted by Master Zik

Title would've been so much more G of him it was in her face.

Sick stuff though. Not so sure about this story and the females role in it. Who just ups and runs a DNA test on water that has made you sick and irritated once and a second time 3 months later???? A DNA test? Why not check with the company that manufacturers the water bottles and find out why it's made you sick on two separate occasions?

There's more to this story.

 

[ruxxx]

Originally Posted by Master Zik

Title would've been so much more G of him it was in her face.

Sick stuff though. Not so sure about this story and the females role in it. Who just ups and runs a DNA test on water that has made you sick and irritated once and a second time 3 months later???? A DNA test? Why not check with the company that manufacturers the water bottles and find out why it's made you sick on two separate occasions?

There's more to this story.