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This mug shot belongs to Michael Kevin Lallana, a 31 year old sickfreak from California who's being charged by the Orange County DistrictAttorney's office on two misdemeanor counts of releasing an offensivematerial in a public place and assault. The so-called "offensivematerial" is actually his sperm, which he "discharged" (read: jerkedoff) into his female co-worker's water bottle at Northwestern MutualMortgage Company in Newport Beach on January 14th, reports the Orange County Register.According to the newspaper, his female victim -- identified as "JaneDoe" -- drank the water when she returned to her desk. Guess whathappened next?
The Register reports she bottle away after feeling "sickened andirritated." Three months later, on April 9th, April 9, Lallana plantedhis seed into the ladies water bottle and planted it on her desk,again. Jane Doe drank the protein shake, again, and felt sick, again.However, rather then disposing of the evidence, the women sent thewater bottle to a DNA lab where they were identified as Lallana'sbodily fluids. Lallana was arrested this morning after Jane Doe pressedcharges.
Here's the rest of the details, via the OC Register.
Prosecutors considered filing felony charges againstLallana, but the misdemeanor counts of releasing an offensive materialwere the only appropriate counts that could be filed, said Susan KangSchroeder, chief of staff for District Attorney Tony Rackauckas.
If convicted, he faces a sentence ranging from a minimum of threemonths to a maximum of three years in jail with mandatory sex-offenderregistration, they added.
Lallana – who was arrested outside his home Tuesday morning – is outof custody on $500 bond and will be arraigned Sept. 14, prosecutorssaid. He did not return a phone call seeking comment.