How Would Vampires Go To College, Though???

How would a vampire have sex? Their lack of blood flow isn't conducive to a strong fulfilling erection suitable for penetration.
 
Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Originally Posted by ALDY

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Online Classes.
DUH
online classes you usually need to go to centers to take exams if im not mistaken.
When I took Nutrition Online I didn't have to step foot in the campus AT ALL. 
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Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Originally Posted by ALDY

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Online Classes.
DUH
online classes you usually need to go to centers to take exams if im not mistaken.
When I took Nutrition Online I didn't have to step foot in the campus AT ALL. 
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Originally Posted by WearinTheFourFive

I'm not talking from experience here (I wish I was), but I can predict with GREAT confidence that there are no advanced predators living on pretador island (home of the mighty pretadors! grrrr) dressed like some Dharma Intiative foot-soldiers. These guys are the #%@!$@+ ELITE of the #%@!$@+ GALAXY! They took the guy from the pianist and ripped his @*+ to shreds! Those fools can wear whatever the $@#! they want, and you know what I would do in that situation?! Swag out in as little clothes as possible. I'm not saying I'd be nude, that's just tasteless son, thats why I'd rock my swag loincloth though. Para final, gracias dios de base!
Then who the hell is researching, developing, and manufacturing these weapons, ships, etc?
Also, in the last movie, wasn't Morpheus hiding in some mining structure, so obviously there are non-predating Predators working.
Didn't Tre's dad mention that there was some sort of feud between the smaller and the bigger Predators?
All I'm saying is that there can't be such an advanced species, that is capable space travel and cloaking, that has their scientists in the lab rocking loincloths.
Now, can a Predator not getting gully like a Predator still be called a Predator?
 
Originally Posted by WearinTheFourFive

I'm not talking from experience here (I wish I was), but I can predict with GREAT confidence that there are no advanced predators living on pretador island (home of the mighty pretadors! grrrr) dressed like some Dharma Intiative foot-soldiers. These guys are the #%@!$@+ ELITE of the #%@!$@+ GALAXY! They took the guy from the pianist and ripped his @*+ to shreds! Those fools can wear whatever the $@#! they want, and you know what I would do in that situation?! Swag out in as little clothes as possible. I'm not saying I'd be nude, that's just tasteless son, thats why I'd rock my swag loincloth though. Para final, gracias dios de base!
Then who the hell is researching, developing, and manufacturing these weapons, ships, etc?
Also, in the last movie, wasn't Morpheus hiding in some mining structure, so obviously there are non-predating Predators working.
Didn't Tre's dad mention that there was some sort of feud between the smaller and the bigger Predators?
All I'm saying is that there can't be such an advanced species, that is capable space travel and cloaking, that has their scientists in the lab rocking loincloths.
Now, can a Predator not getting gully like a Predator still be called a Predator?
 
Originally Posted by moneymike88

How would a vampire have sex? Their lack of blood flow isn't conducive to a strong fulfilling erection suitable for penetration.
Well, I seen vampires weep blood, since they supposedly can't produce tears.
So is it safe to assume they bust blood as well?
Is it safe to assume they love going down on girls during their periods?
 
Originally Posted by moneymike88

How would a vampire have sex? Their lack of blood flow isn't conducive to a strong fulfilling erection suitable for penetration.
Well, I seen vampires weep blood, since they supposedly can't produce tears.
So is it safe to assume they bust blood as well?
Is it safe to assume they love going down on girls during their periods?
 
Originally Posted by moneymike88

How would a vampire have sex? Their lack of blood flow isn't conducive to a strong fulfilling erection suitable for penetration.

True,




Since Vampires are prone to dislike "Garlic" and "Allergic".. and if I were a Vampire I'd Rub some Raw Garlic on that Poon & go in Raw.. 

Vampire Viagra..










*Emails the Twilight Crew about Idea's for the next film..*
















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Originally Posted by moneymike88

How would a vampire have sex? Their lack of blood flow isn't conducive to a strong fulfilling erection suitable for penetration.

True,




Since Vampires are prone to dislike "Garlic" and "Allergic".. and if I were a Vampire I'd Rub some Raw Garlic on that Poon & go in Raw.. 

Vampire Viagra..










*Emails the Twilight Crew about Idea's for the next film..*
















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Simple... We'd go to night classes and 5:00pm classes during winter semester's. Also when we are filled after a meal we are very warm with blood allowing our slong to rise from the dead. Now you know! *cues g.i joe gif*
 
Simple... We'd go to night classes and 5:00pm classes during winter semester's. Also when we are filled after a meal we are very warm with blood allowing our slong to rise from the dead. Now you know! *cues g.i joe gif*
 
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YO I SWEAR WEARINTHEFOURFIVE MY FAVORITE NT'ER
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YO I SWEAR WEARINTHEFOURFIVE MY FAVORITE NT'ER
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Originally Posted by ALDY

Originally Posted by moneymike88

How would a vampire have sex? Their lack of blood flow isn't conducive to a strong fulfilling erection suitable for penetration.

True,




Since Vampires are prone to dislike "Garlic" and "Allergic".. and if I were a Vampire I'd Rub some Raw Garlic on that Poon & go in Raw.. 

Vampire Viagra..










*Emails the Twilight Crew about Idea's for the next film..*
















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Originally Posted by ALDY

Originally Posted by moneymike88

How would a vampire have sex? Their lack of blood flow isn't conducive to a strong fulfilling erection suitable for penetration.

True,




Since Vampires are prone to dislike "Garlic" and "Allergic".. and if I were a Vampire I'd Rub some Raw Garlic on that Poon & go in Raw.. 

Vampire Viagra..










*Emails the Twilight Crew about Idea's for the next film..*
















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