How much cash in your wallet?

i normally don't carry cash, but in my wallet, i keep my $2 with me for luck that i don't run out of money.

i normally use my check card. if i have cash on me, i'll be broke.
 
465 i can never fit my day to day cash in a wallet
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aside from not wanting to get caught slippin or spend it, i have $0 because of this:
from stumbleupon.com:
All money, it turns out, could stand to be laundered: the stuff is filthy. Studies show that a solid majority of U.S. bills are contaminated by cocaine. Drug traffickers often use coke-sullied hands to move cash, and many users roll bills into sniffing straws; the brushes and rollers in ATMs may distribute the nose candy through the rest of the money supply.

Also found on bills: fecal matter. A 2002 report in the Southern Medical Journal showed found pathogens - including staphylococcus - on 94% of dollar bills tested. Paper money can reportedly carry more germs than a household toilet. And bills are a hospitable environment for gross microbes: viruses and bacteria can live on most surfaces for about 48 hours, but paper money can reportedly transport a live flu virus for up to 17 days. It's enough to make you switch to credit.

and im a germaphob. this past may i was in canada converting my money over at a casino and had to touch paper money. the night before we were at astrip club (btw canadian strippers go HAAAAAAAM canadian bacon...) and i saw some stripper pick a dollar outta this dudes mouth with hercheeks. so combined with what i already knew about money and the stripper image in my mind i had a panic attack in the middle of the street because i had nohand sanitizer. paper money FTL
 
3 bucks and my ATM--the the 3 dollars have been in my wallet for about a month--i always use my ATM for everything- not even sure were the $3 came from
 
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