How do you approach a female who is on the phone?

[nipxd]

Originally Posted by Dylishis

Originally Posted by Chicagos Finest 23

First the chances of you getting rejected are high about 90%.

- Make sure the girl you approach is a girl you won't run into again. Just in case you get rejected.

- If you approach a girl make sure you make eye contact First and then smile, observe her body language. Her Body Language can tell you alot.

-If you get a good reaction from her then go for it, Specially if she is a Dime. Make sure your game is on point, You got nothing to lose and you will regret it later if you don't approach her.

SRSLY.

I don't know why guys approach a girl that's mean muggin' and looking like she doesn't give a %*+# about their lives...ESPECIALLY some chick on the phone. lmao Don't do it, pplz!

Maybe i shoulda mentioned i opened the door for her, and she looked up and smiled and that was when i noticed how cute she was...

 

[fittednoob]

Originally Posted by Eff Ecks

*Walk up to her

*grab the phone

*press END

"we got something more important to discuss"

Imagine if this actually worked

 

[that guy]

Originally Posted by Eff Ecks

*Walk up to her

*grab the phone

*press END

"we got something more important to discuss"

That would be funny if someone tried that

 

[39478]

where's the gif of the guy that spanks that girl and then puts a pie in her face?

that always has me

 

[oh you mad]

Works everytime

 

[finnns2003]

This is how it would go for me:

Me - Oh damn she's on the phone...

*Slaps phone on the ground*

*Whip it out*

*Places johnson in girl's hand where phone was*

 

[sickwitit]

Grab the phone and tell her she's not getting it back until she's done talking to you.


Then run from campus security.

 

[finnns2003]

lulz

 

[airjordanjack]

First, figure out her number through mind reading, or something of that sorts. Then call her so she switches to your call, and ask her out. Step one can bedifficult, but after that, its too easy.

 

[duerr]

Originally Posted by Kansas City Style



Cell Phone Swallowing May Have Been Assault
Woman Was Arguing With Boyfriend; Police Would Not Say Whether He Was a Suspect

Dec. 27, 2005 - A woman who police thought purposely swallowed a cell phone during an argument with her boyfriend last week likely was assaulted, police said.

The bizarre incident that sent a 24-year-old woman to the hospital is now being investigated as an assault, and police have a suspect, Sgt. Allen Kintz of the Blue Springs, Mo., police said.


"It appears she didn't voluntarily swallow this phone," Kintz said. "It's not quite the way it was first portrayed."

Early Friday morning, police responded to a call from a man who said his girlfriend was having trouble breathing. Police arrived to find a woman with a cell phone lodged in her throat.

Thats whats hood.

 

[nipxd]

Originally Posted by airjordanjack

First, figure out her number through mind reading, or something of that sorts. Then call her so she switches to your call, and ask her out. Step one can be difficult, but after that, its too easy.

Not bad. Not bad at all!

 

[dugtrio]

Originally Posted by finnns2003

This is how it would go for me:

Me - Oh damn she's on the phone...

*Slaps phone on the ground*

*Whip it out*

*Places johnson in girl's hand where phone was*

first you gotta yell "aye ma!" to get her attention.

 

[finnns2003]

Originally Posted by dugtrio

Originally Posted by finnns2003

This is how it would go for me:

Me - Oh damn she's on the phone...

*Slaps phone on the ground*

*Whip it out*

*Places johnson in girl's hand where phone was*

first you gotta yell "aye ma!" to get her attention.

forgot that step. do not forget that step people. oh and be sure to give a stoneface.

 

[youngcheezy]

Originally Posted by finnns2003

Originally Posted by dugtrio

Originally Posted by finnns2003

This is how it would go for me:

Me - Oh damn she's on the phone...

*Slaps phone on the ground*

*Whip it out*

*Places johnson in girl's hand where phone was*

first you gotta yell "aye ma!" to get her attention.

forgot that step. do not forget that step people. oh and be sure to give a stoneface.

and then say, this is not gonna bust by itself, woman

 

[springfieldxd]

Originally Posted by youngcheezy

Originally Posted by finnns2003

Originally Posted by dugtrio

Originally Posted by finnns2003

This is how it would go for me:

Me - Oh damn she's on the phone...

*Slaps phone on the ground*

*Whip it out*

*Places johnson in girl's hand where phone was*

first you gotta yell "aye ma!" to get her attention.

forgot that step. do not forget that step people. oh and be sure to give a stoneface.

and then say, this is not gonna bust by itself, woman

...so make it happen... and spitters are quitters...

 

[eight2one]

i would just let it go.

 

[nktran001]

Originally Posted by Mangudai954

You don't.

Exactly.

 

[dearwinter219]

Originally Posted by SpringfieldXD

Originally Posted by youngcheezy

Originally Posted by finnns2003

Originally Posted by dugtrio

Originally Posted by finnns2003

This is how it would go for me:

Me - Oh damn she's on the phone...

*Slaps phone on the ground*

*Whip it out*

*Places johnson in girl's hand where phone was*

first you gotta yell "aye ma!" to get her attention.

forgot that step. do not forget that step people. oh and be sure to give a stoneface.

and then say, this is not gonna bust by itself, woman

...so make it happen... and spitters are quitters...

I feel like I just caught a 5 hit combo of funny..

 

[mrmoneyindabank]

Bold way- Act like your on the phone as well and walk up to her. She'll put the phone down to see what your problem is, then simply say: "im willingto end my convo if your willing to end yours." - I'm 3-0 to date with that tatic

Modest way- slide her a note that says "Didn't to disturb you. wanted to introduce myself. text me when your down. Bye" - simple.

 

[Pmighty]

How do you approach a female who is on the phone?
i would hit her with somethin like

please excuse my attitude sorry if im bein rude
but i got somethin to say to you
hopin you wont lose your coo
i wanna take you out to play wit me you can spend the day with me