Hoodrat things you did as a child vol. What What..

[flyny]

In kindergarten when Casette tapes and walkmans were popping off, my neighbor bought me one for my birthday..I was hyped up, so i borrowed my uncles (ateenager at the time) Illmatic casette tape, popped it in, and went to school, bumping it HARD

So after having the lyrics instilled in my head (i hardly knew what they meant at the time) i felt real "gangsterish:" and i wanted to do some badthings,,Because its fun to do bad things

.. Well yea, I walked in the class with the headphones on my neck (Music stillblasting btw) I walked up to a girl that had this Fresh green power ranger pen..Keep in mind that Kindergardeners werent using pens at this time, so i lookedat it and i said to myself "I need that pen yo"..So i walk up to her, say "Can i see that pen please?" she gives it to me, I grab it andsay "My pen! word up" (I said it exactly this way

.smh atmyself,,I was brainswashed by the slang and i didnt even know how to use it right)
So she told the teacher on me and she got her pen back, I got my walkman taken away,My parents got my uncle whooped for giving me "excplicit tapes",then whooped me for taking a girls pen, and my uncle whooped my $!@, for getting him in trouble and getting his tape taken away.I got two beatings that sameday..Ironic that when my uncle was whooping me, he was reciting lyrics for 'Halftime'

..Torturing $!@ mother $#+%!!

Never did anything bad since then..Props to my parents for beating me

 

[brendanmaguire]

This is me.

 

[ghettoeinstein]

10th grade peed in textbook and hid in chem class cabinet

9th grade whipped it out on the school bus for a girl next to me but she didnt see cause i whip it back in lol

8th grade threw a lob(sp) to my homie with an orange and he broke the clock and cut his hand

4th grade choking classmtes

1st grade had a sword fight in the bathroom with this dude

 

[jaypesoz]

I was like 12 and went to some family party rockin' a bandanna like Pac

 

[mdterps4]

ghettoeinstein wrote:

1st grade had a sword fight in the bathroom with this dude

AYOOO!!

 

[flyny]

Originally Posted by JayPesoz


I was like 12 and went to some family party rockin' a bandanna like Pac

 

[chrispcb15]

Originally Posted by MDterps4

ghettoeinstein wrote:

1st grade had a sword fight in the bathroom with this dude

AYOOO!!

I would eat paper, to impress my friends

 

[mrmeeh2]

Got my nextdoor neighbor (girl same age) to get naked with me.....then i got caught

 

[ubuibeme]

We used to play book check in high school.

People would carry their books in their hands and my friends and I would smack the books out their hands and say "Book Check" real loud...

 

[dam itz lou]

I remember spazzing on my spanish teacher cuz she thought I didnt have my text book and I took hers off her desk. So she took the book from me and went hardchecking the serial or whatever in the book. It was mine and she gave it back then im like "how %*%%%$% stupid do you feel ?" She was like "whatdid you say?" and im like "you heard me" then she proceeded with calling security to me and I just left before they came. I ended up flippingone of those metal desks with the chair connected to it. She got mad scared. Everyone hated that b...

 

[jackiechizzan]

Originally Posted by UbUiBeMe

We used to play book check in high school.

People would carry their books in their hands and my friends and I would smack the books out their hands and say "Book Check" real loud...

used to do that in high school too.� do that to my college books that i paid $150+ for and you'll get your head checked by the book.�word to:

 

[air bonilla 23]

I used to catch the cockroaches in my apartment and start a cockroach farm.

 

[black racer x]

Use to walk around with my pant leg up in elementary

 

[joseph camel jr]

In 4th or 5th grade I threw a textbook across the room and it hit a girl right in the face. This girl was a tank so she was fine, just a little shaken up. Ijust told the teacher I meant to throw it to my friend who was behind her and she believed me so I didn't get in trouble.

4th grade I was standing in line to go to recess and I did some pro wrestling move on the kid in front of me where you put their head between your knees (waitsfor lame gay joke) and you grab their arms behind their back and you drop to your knees so their face hits the floor. Broke his nose and he was bleedingeverywhere, didn't get in trouble for that one either.

Senior year of HS bored as hell me and two of my boys climbed on top of one of the buildings at the far end of campus and smoked and found a can of spray paintso we tagged up this section that jutted up like a wall off the roof. It was visible from the road and the school called the police to investigate it

,making school-wide announcements about it, etc.

Matter of fact, junior and senior years were filled almost exclusively with hoodrat activities, but I won't go into detail.

 

[str8laycd]

In first grade I ran through the halls with my friends like a gang and screamed Wu-Tang clan ain't nothing to f*&k with, but every time we got to thecurse we wispered so only we could hear it

 

[awwsome]

i used to wear fake evisu's with the outrageous price tag on em'

and still caught bodies smh

 

[chrispcb15]

We used to play Spoon fights,

Pencil fights....

play football with a soccer ball

 

[soltheman]

Originally Posted by Mrmeeh2

Got my nextdoor neighbor (girl same age) to get naked with me.....then i got caught

Did that like in 3rd grade. EARLY.

From like K-3, I hung out with the same group of dudes all the time. We used to go around with black outfits and sunglasses and act like the M.I.B. We'dtalk about visiting Hawaii on the weekends and seeing volcanoes. When any of the kids would doubt us, we'd form a circle around them and punk them untilthey said they believed us.

Used to steal other kids' legos in class. Then my friends and I would reserve certain lego boxes (one's that we stuffed with the wheels and goodpieces,) for the next day. Some kid got buck one day and it got ugly. We all got suspended.

When we battled with our pokemon cards, we'd play for decks. If a kid wasn't giving us his deck, he'd be sipping his PB&J through a straw forthe next week.

First day of Kindergarten, my dad gave me a can of Colt 45. He claims not to remember it. I believe I was sent home for throwing legos at the other kids. Haveto ask my mother.

 

[wanksta23]

Originally Posted by jackiechizzan

Originally Posted by UbUiBeMe

We used to play book check in high school.

People would carry their books in their hands and my friends and I would smack the books out their hands and say "Book Check" real loud...

used to do that in high school too.� do that to my college books that i paid $150+ for and you'll get your head checked by the book.� word to:

DAMN, he didnt even toss it or nothin, straight up threw it with all his strength

 

[air bonilla 23]

Originally Posted by soltheman

Originally Posted by Mrmeeh2

Got my nextdoor neighbor (girl same age) to get naked with me.....then i got caught

Did that like in 3rd grade. EARLY.

From like K-3, I hung out with the same group of dudes all the time. We used to go around with black outfits and sunglasses and act like the M.I.B. We'd talk about visiting Hawaii on the weekends and seeing volcanoes. When any of the kids would doubt us, we'd form a circle around them and punk them until they said they believed us.

Used to steal other kids' legos in class. Then my friends and I would reserve certain lego boxes (one's that we stuffed with the wheels and good pieces,) for the next day. Some kid got buck one day and it got ugly. We all got suspended.

When we battled with our pokemon cards, we'd play for decks. If a kid wasn't giving us his deck, he'd be sipping his PB&J through a straw for the next week.

First day of Kindergarten, my dad gave me a can of Colt 45. He claims not to remember it. I believe I was sent home for throwing legos at the other kids. Have to ask my mother.

bully

 

[guillermo gutierez]

use lil plastic bags for belts
use socks for belts
use du-rags for belts
use bandanas for belts
and occasionally i wore an actual belt.


kept rubber bands in my pocket.......
one day one of my boys saw me playin with a rubber band, and dude randomly asked to have it. i gave it to him.....
later that night he combined it with a plastic bag and made a condom.....used it on a freak in an abandoned house.


carry around a rusty monkey wrench in my pocket

wrote a down a phone number on a banana peel using my fingernails
wrote down a phone number on a piece of cheese using my fingernails


when i hurt my finger playin basketball i made a splint out of q-tips and yarn

when i ripped my khaki pants at work, i put a piece of masking tape on the inside to cover the whole. (this summer)


since i was the smartest guy in class, but all my friends were class clowns/knuckleheads/stupid......when i answered questions, i said them as ghetto aspossible to make sure that my friends could understand what i was talkin about. i never wanted to sound like an knowitall. even though i knewitall.

 

[chrispcb15]

Originally Posted by wanksta23

Originally Posted by jackiechizzan

Originally Posted by UbUiBeMe

We used to play book check in high school.

People would carry their books in their hands and my friends and I would smack the books out their hands and say "Book Check" real loud...

used to do that in high school too.� do that to my college books that i paid $150+ for and you'll get your head checked by the book.� word to:

DAMN, he didnt even toss it or nothin, straight up threw it with all his strength

Shorty in the yellow got a phatty

 

[hugo]

jackiechizzan wrote:

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Originally Posted by UbUiBeMe

We used to play book check in high school.

People would carry their books in their hands and my friends and I would smack the books out their hands and say "Book Check" real loud...

used to do that in high school too.� do that to my college books that i paid $150+ for and you'll get your head checked by the book.� word to:

 

[justscoreda100]

Originally Posted by brendanmaguire

This is me.

Did you know that you could kill someone?

Yes, but I wanted to do hood rat stuff with my friends

 

[bud dink]

Originally Posted by ghettoeinstein

1st grade had a sword fight in the bathroom with this dude

just quoting this to make you feel bad