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[tokes99]

Met a chick 4th of July weekend and a week and a half later, we went to Dubai

I think she was looking for a plus 1 cause I didn’t know her family was gonna be there. I think I only paid for my flight.

My boys tried to warn me not to go. But I went and kinda regretted it.

direct flight? how long was/were the flight(s)? how did she introduced to her people? why do you regret it?

The one thing I've learned in the last couple pages is I'm being to nice to these ****

nah, i get that take but to some extent i think that gotta be in you or a woman has to turn you out such that you can’t go back…obviously man can decide however/whatever to be, i just imagine that man really has to really want to be on that type ting

 

[206to813]

Met a chick 4th of July weekend and a week and a half later, we went to Dubai

I think she was looking for a plus 1 cause I didn’t know her family was gonna be there. I think I only paid for my flight.

My boys tried to warn me not to go. But I went and kinda regretted it.

sounds like a bad time or too high risk of a bad time imo… that far of travel with a chick u don’t even know, and her family is there… and u paid for the flight… nah lol. How was it though?

 

[Beruseruku Desu]

 

[DripNick]

But I went and kinda regretted it.

 

[steebie j]

direct flight? how long was/were the flight(s)? how did she introduced to her people? why do you regret it?

sounds like a bad time or too high risk of a bad time imo… that far of travel with a chick u don’t even know, and her family is there… and u paid for the flight… nah lol. How was it though?

Wait hold up, it was Cabo not Dubai. Dubai came like a month or two later Had fun in Cabo but Dubai was ****. Getting these trips confused since they were so close together.

But Dubai was about 9-10 years ago. It was a direct flight so about 15 hours. I remember being in the lobby of this nice hotel sitting with the chick. Next thing u know she said “hey mom and dad” I was like yo wtf, what’s going on. Then her bro and his wife shows up. I’m like uhhh wtf is this ****. Come to find out it was a family trip and didn’t wanna go there without someone. Was there for a week I think. I felt so uncomfortable and out of place. Like I really don’t know this ***** let alone her family. Half the time was with her family. Smashed maybe once or twice. U would think I would stop talking to her once we got back to the states but nope it went on for a few more months. Looking back I regretted it all. Wasn’t a safe thing to do at all. Going across the globe with a ***** I barely even know.

Besides all of that Dubai a nice *** city.

 

[Beruseruku Desu]

 

[tokes99]

Wait hold up, it was Cabo not Dubai. Dubai came like a month or two later Had fun in Cabo but Dubai was ****. Getting these trips confused since they were so close together.

But Dubai was about 9-10 years ago. It was a direct flight so about 15 hours. I remember being in the lobby of this nice hotel sitting with the chick. Next thing u know she said “hey mom and dad” I was like yo wtf, what’s going on. Then her bro and his wife shows up. I’m like uhhh wtf is this ****. Come to find out it was a family trip and didn’t wanna go there without someone. Was there for a week I think. I felt so uncomfortable and out of place. Like I really don’t know this ***** let alone her family. Half the time was with her family. Smashed maybe once or twice. U would think I would stop talking to her once we got back to the states but nope it went on for a few more months. Looking back I regretted it all. Wasn’t a safe thing to do at all. Going across the globe with a ***** I barely even know.

Besides all of that Dubai a nice *** city.

even tho a trip to dubai a month or two in still is kinda wild it’s in the realm of acceptable risk if the vibes are there…i’ve heard less extravagant/lavish version of stories like this, from cookouts, to weekend friend group excursions, even weddings & i’m always curious as to how the person, who is essentially involuntarily making the person a +1, introduces this unfamiliar person to the circumstance & people

 

[tay1]

Meeting up with a chick on Saturday

IDK how much more time I can give the apps. **** is tiring

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

feeld escapades

Spoiler

I think it was my very first feeld connection
so was still a rookie in the game
fell for the ole "no pics from the neck down" scheme
its kinda a bad sign if shes down to come to yours immediately
but I was horny

she had a pretty face
and was saying the right things
so why not
and she sent some nice sexy pics

we schedule a night
she comes over
I buzz her into the building
and I go to the window to see her enter the courtyard

bruhs
i was like jesus christ
shocked how big she was
probably like 260
but 5'1
now it made sense why she had no body pics in her profile
and her nudes were very strategic

im like oh no
wtf, i ****** up
but man, Im a good guy, so I at least welcome her in
act like its cool
while inside im really like:

ok fine
we can at least chill and have a drink and talk
(cause we were sextin wild as well before meeting)

sidenote: a lot of dudes exit immediately in these situations ive heard - if they get fatfished


yada yada yada drinks, movie....

we start making out on the couch
lol

and at somepoint she ends up on top of me
bruhs, I could not breathe
her weight was unsettling on me
I really felt like I was back playing hs football, contact drills


im not even horny at this point
im more shocked and amazed at this situation

so I couldnt smash, but we did everything else




walked her back to her car
never heard from again



so with that
youd think I learned my lesson, right?
dont invite questionably big women directly to your place without meeting first, right?

did the same damn thing next week lol


to be continued.......

 

[frshstunna]

Meeting up with a chick on Saturday

IDK how much more time I can give the apps. **** is tiring

Good luck dawg

 

[アミーゴ]

feeld escapades

Spoiler

I think it was my very first feeld connection
so was still a rookie in the game
fell for the ole "no pics from the neck down" scheme
its kinda a bad sign if shes down to come to yours immediately
but I was horny

she had a pretty face
and was saying the right things
so why not
and she sent some nice sexy pics

we schedule a night
she comes over
I buzz her into the building
and I go to the window to see her enter the courtyard

bruhs
i was like jesus christ
shocked how big she was
probably like 260
but 5'1
now it made sense why she had no body pics in her profile
and her nudes were very strategic

im like oh no
wtf, i ****** up
but man, Im a good guy, so I at least welcome her in
act like its cool
while inside im really like:

ok fine
we can at least chill and have a drink and talk
(cause we were sextin wild as well before meeting)

sidenote: a lot of dudes exit immediately in these situations ive heard - if they get fatfished


yada yada yada drinks, movie....

we start making out on the couch
lol

and at somepoint she ends up on top of me
bruhs, I could not breathe
her weight was unsetling on me
I really felt like I was back playing hs football, contact drills


im not even horny at this point
im more shocked and amazed at this situation

so I couldnt smash, but we did everything else




walked her back to her car
never heard from again



so with that
youd think I learned my lesson, right?
dont invite questionably big women directly to your place without meeting first, right?

did the same damn thing next week lol


to be continued.......

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[dropten]

so I couldnt smash, but we did everything else

elucidate on that for me my guy!

I just learned a new word..."fatfished"

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

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oh damn
thanks

 

[willypete]

I been fatfished and went through with it as well and I think I told the story in tay like 2019.

Matched with her off blk (should’ve known better right there) and apparently we knew each other from a random New Year’s Eve kickback a few years before.

Decided on my usual spot (Jaspers out Largo for the dmv crew), I had got there before her and I remember her pics were decent….so I had 2 henny sidecars (can’t remember if I had both before she got there or was in the middle of the 2nd), I think I was love updating the thread because it was no way this woman fatfished me like that. From the pics she looked like she was transitioning from thick to bbw, but what I saw in person was like a step down from Martin in big momma’s house.

Just like pa ogbobbyjohnson773 I had to see it through since I was 2-3 henny sidecars in and I was ready to smash. I know we were in that bar for a min (probably for me to sober up before making a mistake), I ended up at her crib, her peoples were there and it felt awkward cause I was lit and didn’t know how to intro myself to everyone.

My memory isn’t the clearest but she necked me (wasn’t anything spectacular), I think we thought about the smash but her peoples being downstairs was the issue. I made it out of there and remember the last message she sent was along the lines “damn daddy I can’t wait to see you again”, I probably had her blocked before I even had my seatbelt on…..regerts were made but I’d do it again, with someone that’s not double their size in pics

 

[andretti]

Is it a good idea to meet her friends?

None of them have a man.

I’d like to believe I’m doing it for research purposes (no scumbaggery)

 

[tay1]

I just can’t do fat chicks.

There’s someone I know I can smash on command and every time I feel the need for something easy, the fatness always stops me.

 

[fluid hips]

golden shower in her is wild lol

How is that even possible? You can't pee when you're hard. By the time you're soft to pee how are you putting it in

 

[fluid hips]

Damn she got Ben barra good

I don't know why these dudes don't set up trusts to protect themselves

 

[willypete]

How is that even possible? You can't pee when you're hard. By the time you're soft to pee how are you putting it in

Who told you that?

 

[dropten]

...

 

[tokes99]

How is that even possible? You can't pee when you're hard. By the time you're soft to pee how are you putting it in

a woman told me this once randomly in a conversation about toilet seat etiquette, to which I asked why did she think that because it's absolutely possible just not always predictable yeen ever woke up w/morning wood & had to take a leak? just have get some distance & aim carefully

 

[cs02132]

I had a bbw coworker who was on my back for years but I just could never do it. She had a stomach but no ***, *******, and wasn’t even cute. I needed at least 1 of them, like come on

 

[willypete]

I had a bbw coworker who was on my back for years but I just could never do it. She had a stomach but no ***, *******, and wasn’t even cute. I needed at least 1 of them, like come on

if a bbw chick has a cute face and mass, then it can be a go for me. So I get it lol

No mass but boobs and cute, eh maybe

 

[206to813]

Is it a good idea to meet her friends?

None of them have a man.

I’d like to believe I’m doing it for research purposes (no scumbaggery)

If you and the girl are tight and her friends are real, she likely already told em plenty about you and they already F with you or they don’t

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

dropten gotta get that resumé in at JP Morgan ASAP