Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

Bro my first college GF...we initially started smashing with condoms and it was good. We had talked about going raw (which I believe she had done before but I hadn't) and she was saying nah because it would be too addicting. Couple weeks go by then on some random month (maybe 7 or 8) anniversary we smahs raw and


Literally no turning back since :lol: :smh: |l

So I already knew she liked raw sex and creampies because we talked about all that but figured I was not gonna be the one to be giving them to her. Boy was I wrong :lol:

We cuddling naked after doing the deed and she gonna climb on top and start sucking on my neck and whispering in my ear about how she wanna go again, but the condoms are in my pants which are out of reach. A dilemma. Thankfully she had a solution. She could just slide down onto me from our current position and everything would be alright. I'm too high and horny to stop her and the rest is history :lol:

Man that post-nut clarity hit me like a brick to the head :lol: But then I figured we're both STD-free and she's on birth control and doesn't want kids, so might as well continue. But like tay1 tay1 said I'm not sure how I'm gonna feel when I gotta go back. I haven't been with anyone else but her since we met. She's great at it and does WHATEVER I ask so there's very little desire there for anyone else. It's gonna be painful readjusting to normal women :smh:
 
Easily top 10 worst feelings in life is going from a chick who let you hit raw to going back to condoms. I never thought sex could be so wack until I experienced that :smh:

I know that feeling. It sucks because the new one I was smashing had no rhythm either, lol. I had to take charge and said “look, just hover over me and hang on to something”.....proceeded to 808 drum machine on fast mode.
 
I've fingered a stripper but I'd never put my mouth on one

At least not while she was working
 
I feel it. It's just that 25 is still so young. ****** is still on the scene at that age, still young enough to where its okay if you don't fully have your life together and so forth. Bruh still has enough time to "level up" and go even harder. Not saying he wont settle down. Just making that decision at 25 and for it to be at the age of 27 is too concrete imo.
Yea that’s the “living stage” , some cats settle down early n it works for em n others be miserable in long term relationships or just start wildin out the blue one day when they older trying to do/chase a life like they in their 20’s :lol :{ …End of the day follow your heart n do what satisfies you, don’t go by set rules/societal milestones or age limits
 
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May have been fooling around with FB dating marketplace while I'm seeing someone. Need to separate the two before they start commenting on my pics and using that kissy emoji :smh::smh::smh:

Yeah, man if you're seeing someone then it's best to keep them as far away as possible. I got caught up in text shenanigans before and fortunately for I can be persuasive and am lucky. I wouldn't wish being put in that scenario on any man that's happy in a relationship :lol:
 
One time I was talking to two girls off Tinder who turned out to be best friends. They tried to confront me at the same time with screenshots and called me a “****boy.”

An hour later one of the girls texted me back that she’d forgiven me and still wanted to go out on a date. She said that she was just shocked and figured I’d “choose to talk to someone prettier” than her friend.

I sent that screenshot to the other friend and then ghosted them both.:lol:
 
One time I was talking to two girls off Tinder who turned out to be best friends. They tried to confront me at the same time with screenshots and called me a “****boy.”

An hour later one of the girls texted me back that she’d forgiven me and still wanted to go out on a date. She said that she was just shocked and figured I’d “choose to talk to someone prettier” than her friend.

I sent that screenshot to the other friend and then ghosted them both.:lol:

I too have matched with woman that know each other, one on hinge and the other tinder. I think I posted the screenshots in here.

Unless you have each other on your profile I don't see how you can even be mad.
 
One time I was talking to two girls off Tinder who turned out to be best friends. They tried to confront me at the same time with screenshots and called me a “****boy.”

An hour later one of the girls texted me back that she’d forgiven me and still wanted to go out on a date. She said that she was just shocked and figured I’d “choose to talk to someone prettier” than her friend.

I sent that screenshot to the other friend and then ghosted them both.:lol:
Should've swung for the fences and gone for a threesome

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I too have matched with woman that know each other, one on hinge and the other tinder. I think I posted the screenshots in here.

Unless you have each other on your profile I don't see how you can even be mad.
Once I had a girl I was talking to get pissed because she saw me on Bumble. I asked her why she was upset since she was doing the exact same thing, and all she would say was “that’s ****.”

She texted me back 2 weeks later to apologize, chalking it up to her “being a stupid girl”
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One time I was talking to two girls off Tinder who turned out to be best friends. They tried to confront me at the same time with screenshots and called me a “****boy.”

An hour later one of the girls texted me back that she’d forgiven me and still wanted to go out on a date. She said that she was just shocked and figured I’d “choose to talk to someone prettier” than her friend.

I sent that screenshot to the other friend and then ghosted them both.:lol:

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May have been fooling around with FB dating marketplace while I'm seeing someone. Need to separate the two before they start commenting on my pics and using that kissy emoji :smh::smh::smh:
Easy fix, change profile settings so only you can post on your page. Should be able to make pics uncommentable. Are you guys friends on facebook? If not you are good.

One time I was talking to two girls off Tinder who turned out to be best friends. They tried to confront me at the same time with screenshots and called me a “****boy.”

An hour later one of the girls texted me back that she’d forgiven me and still wanted to go out on a date. She said that she was just shocked and figured I’d “choose to talk to someone prettier” than her friend.

I sent that screenshot to the other friend and then ghosted them both.:lol:
My man. Went through a couple sets of friends during the BP days. One in particular chick was telling her friends how I get down. I picked her up from college, her friend came up on the driver side and asked if she could out in front of her friend. Looked at her friend she said I don't care, **** I don't either. Took care of both of them.

Good times at Columbia Union College back in the day.
 
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