Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

[paulprince3730]

 

 
So I hop back on Tinder and get this chick number. First text she sends me is whats my height

.....I'm like *****......so I send her I'm 5'5. She waits awhile then tells me text saying she is taller than me and if I am cool with it. In my head I am like yes!!!! a 5'10 chick

. Send the text back saying Im messing with you im 6'0 then she says O I could tell by your main picture that at least 5'10. Come to find out she is only 5'6

Chicks be analyzing these profiles

One girl asked me my height on Tinder, I told her 5'8 and the bish just unmatched me, just like that smh...These females want dudes of NBA proportion :/ 

yea, i usually used to use that "im 5'5" line, but i would follow up with a jk soon after for fear of being unmatched

its funny tho, from my experience, chicks 5'5-5'7 usually want guys 6' and up, chicks 5'8 and up at least want you to be within two inches if theyre taller, out of the few 6' chicks i hit only one wouldnt mess with a guy who wasnt at least 6'

real talk, after messin wit tall chicks, i dont like any girls under 5'8, i know thats ridiculous, but i prefer them model height

 

[paulprince3730]

 
10 years younger than me. The things I would do though.

she 85 miles away anyways

and why is yo **** on airplane mode my guy?

but i wood still barry sanders that thang

 

[Chopper]

 I'm not really attracted to tall chicks but now that you mention it, all the girls 5'7"+ that I've smashed had bomb P. I'm 5'9" and I love me some 5'3' - 5'5' shortys. 

Bruhs, I'm telling you, my line is GOLD. Shorty just asked me if she could skip the first prize and jump right to the second prize. 

"Congrats! You've been selected as the lucky winner of a date with yours truly. To claim this once in a lifetime prize, please respond and prove you're a worthy winner.''

 

[Mark Antony]

Being 5'8 I have little trouble with chicks 5'7 plus. I noticed the ones I take seriously have all been tall. Not a physical thing, but oddly they workout personality wise. Short chicks got many suitors and like to turn up more.

 

[Bruce Banner]

Had this one chick telling me that any guy under 6ft is consider a ***** I laugh at her lol since I'm already 6ft tall , most of these chicks looking for 6'3 & up funny thing is they're at Least 5'3

 

[Mark Antony]

Women are terrible at math and estimating, try to stay away from actual numbers with them. Talking bout 9 inch penises when its actually 7.

 

[Bruce Banner]

Women are terrible at math and estimating, try to stay away from actual numbers with them. Talking bout 9 inch penises when its actually 7.

Lol I heard it all man .

 

[steebie j]

6'2 FTW 

 

[Peep Game]

Women are terrible at math and estimating, try to stay away from actual numbers with them. Talking bout 9 inch penises when its actually 7.

Their attempts at estimating size is always funny. "My last bf was the size of an Arizona tea can" "Really? Why do your legs do the nae nae just from getting fingered then?"

steebie j you need to quit playing and have a meetup with our buddy IronFaith

 

[steebie j]

Their attempts at estimating size is always funny. "My last bf was the size of an Arizona tea can" "Really? Why do your legs do the nae nae just from getting fingered then?"

steebie j you need to quit playing and have a meetup with our buddy IronFaith

I ran into her profile the other day. I can'tget past that face man but her body is nice

Over the weekend while I was on okc, I ran into this gul I talked to and meet up with once on match. Don't know why we stopped talking. But anyways we started talking again. Not sure whether to pursue or not...I got so many guls under my belt man
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[Peep Game]

Ironfaith's face aiiight , but just from talking to her way back when she was advertising the location of her bday party, to her practically going on a convent, she would just be too much. But you already know who I'm trying to get down with and if that works out I'm napalming my pot account

 

[steebie j]

IronFaith is a confused soul. Gul in her mid to late 20s trying to figure out her identity. When I saw her with that wrap thingy around her head...I was done I'm always suspicious of guls I just met inviting me to a party of theirs. Especially if you're meeting them for the first time.

 

[mangudai954]

IronFaith is a confused soul. Gul in her mid to late 20s trying to figure out her identity. When I saw her with that wrap thingy around her head...I was done I'm always suspicious of guls I just met inviting me to a party of theirs. Especially if you're meeting them for the first time.

Why?

I know some chicks will do this but with several guys who are trying to smash. So you're at the party trying to bag her and so are 2-4 other dudes and she's playing off all of y'all.

 

[paulprince3730]

Being 5'8 I have little trouble with chicks 5'7 plus. I noticed the ones I take seriously have all been tall. Not a physical thing, but oddly they workout personality wise. Short chicks got many suitors and like to turn up more.

i aint want to say it, but yea, tall chicks got better attitudes

 

[paulprince3730]

Women are terrible at math and estimating, try to stay away from actual numbers with them. Talking bout 9 inch penises when its actually 7.

lol thats a compliment

 

[paulprince3730]

 

Their attempts at estimating size is always funny. "My last bf was the size of an Arizona tea can" "Really? Why do your legs do the nae nae just from getting fingered then?"

@Steebie J you need to quit playing and have a meetup with our buddy IronFaith

I ran into her profile the other day. I can'tget past that face man but her body is nice

Over the weekend while I was on okc, I ran into this gul I talked to and meet up with once on match. Don't know why we stopped talking. But anyways we started talking again. Not sure whether to pursue or not...I got so many guls under my belt man

might as well, and keep her on the roster

 

[steebie j]

Why?

I know some chicks will do this but with several guys who are trying to smash. So you're at the party trying to bag her and so are 2-4 other dudes and she's playing off all of y'all.

I'm just cautious about it. Last weekend this gul hit me up on pof and invited me to this club..first day we started talking. She looked familar. I realized she was in a relationship with a dude I know. She was real adamant about me coming. I didn't know what to expect, didn't know if he was gonna be there or not. So i just chilled.

 

[youngdoc]

Being 5'8 I have little trouble with chicks 5'7 plus. I noticed the ones I take seriously have all been tall. Not a physical thing, but oddly they workout personality wise. Short chicks got many suitors and like to turn up more.

i aint want to say it, but yea, tall chicks got better attitudes

I haven't noticed any real difference. If anything my shortest ex (5'0) was the nicest and my tallest one (5'10) was the meanest

 

[HankHill]

Why?

I know some chicks will do this but with several guys who are trying to smash. So you're at the party trying to bag her and so are 2-4 other dudes and she's playing off all of y'all.

I'm just cautious about it. Last weekend this gul hit me up on pof and invited me to this club..first day we started talking. She looked familar. I realized she was in a relationship with a dude I know. She was real adamant about me coming. I didn't know what to expect, didn't know if he was gonna be there or not. So i just chilled.

Did she recognize you as knowing the dude?

 

[steebie j]

Did she recognize you as knowing the dude?

nah. She has no idea I know her ex.

Haven't talked to her since that weekend. Which Iis fine by me. I need to start weeding out the roster.

 

[d e beatup]

If they attractive and on a dating site they are now fat, got kids, or a ******. Lol.

Nah, alotta of em just want something different

if she's like 21 then maybe yeah. As women get older, especially past 25, they wisen up regarding what they're looking for. I've met several really nice ones in my age 27-31 that are just tired of the games men play so they try online.

My lady & I met on POF - we both didn't expect much from the site but both knew the type of person we were looking for. I'm aware most of you are just trying to pad the sexed # but I never was. She dug what I said in my profile & it's gone very well.

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Don't really need/want anyone's opinion on her but I realize this is NT

 

[steebie j]

if she's like 21 then maybe yeah. As women get older, especially past 25, they wisen up regarding what they're looking for. I've met several really nice ones in my age 27-31 that are just tired of the games men play so they try online.

My lady & I met on POF - we both didn't expect much from the site but both knew the type of person we were looking for. I'm aware most of you are just trying to pad the sexed # but I never was. She dug what I said in my profile & it's gone very well.

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Don't really need/want anyone's opinion on her but I realize this is NT

Dog...

u in a relationship with Patrice????

 

[sohoguy]

Dog...

u in a relationship with Patrice????

someone post that these chicks ain't loyal gif

 

[bonez7]

Dog...

u in a relationship with Patrice????

Aw naw.

Patrice is in trouble..

 

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