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Lol you got me right as I was editing that post! Yeah man for sure. Shorty was BIG. I had already driven the 10 miles over there though so best believe I was gonna get a nut.
I'll edit out the pic.
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Lol you got me right as I was editing that post! Yeah man for sure. Shorty was BIG. I had already driven the 10 miles over there though so best believe I was gonna get a nut.
Wow, if she's fat, she definitely worked those angles
If they attractive and on a dating site they are now fat, got kids, or a ******. Lol.
So I hop back on Tinder and get this chick number. First text she sends me is whats my height:\ .....I'm like *****......so I send her I'm 5'5. She waits awhile then tells me text saying she is taller than me and if I am cool with it. In my head I am like yes!!!! a 5'10 chick . Send the text back saying Im messing with you im 6'0 then she says O I could tell by your main picture that at least 5'10. Come to find out she is only 5'6
Chicks be analyzing these profiles
I need to line this up. Got a response, now time to get the digi's. She's bad as F.
My prospects from earlier this week haven't panned out
You sure you not my lame behind man using that "whats up sweetheart how you doing" line. I swear that game is straight from the 70's playbook lol but if it works for yall and these chicks hey what can I say. I'm just like any chick going for this obvious cap up is weak/thirsty for attention but I also have to realize if the chick feeling you you could ask about zebra poo and she'd be down.I use hella generic openers and say the same thing to every chick. They get tons of msgs but from lame *** dudes, just don't be lame and you'll stand out. I don't even read their profile until after I get the digits, sometimes not even then. At most I will say something about her age.
Again, voice msgs are $$$. My go to is "what's up sweetheart how you doing?" . That's something to start a convo in real life and imo if she don't respond to that she won't respond to anything or she would just be a headache anyway so I'm not trippin. My typed opener is just a simple compliment but it's so effective and took me a while to come up with so I can't give it away .
If they attractive and on a dating site they are now fat, got kids, or a ******. Lol.
Indeed. I've had just as much luck sending "BOOM" as I have with my witty openers. "BOOM" gets the job done. I'm really not trying to waste my time with some shorty that doesn't know what time it is in the first place.If she's with it she's with it. F all those thought out messages or copy and pasta crap, when these chicks out here sending basic "Hi" messages as they openers.
at least in LA
at least in LA
why is this not ur signature?
I feel like 85% of ur post include this disclaimer
[emoji]128565[/emoji][emoji]128565[/emoji][emoji]128565[/emoji][emoji]128565[/emoji][emoji]128565[/emoji][emoji]128565[/emoji][emoji]128565[/emoji][emoji]128565[/emoji][emoji]128565[/emoji]You have no idea man. She didn't even want to get from out of the covers... but I told her I needed to have a good look at the V before I was going in... Still wrapped it up for sure, but I wasn't going in there blind.
i def posted a pic of her last year when I was trying to holler at her. She didn't give me the time of day then, but this go round she liked my "Congrats, you just won a date with yours truly. In order to claim your prize...." line.
She's BAD AS F. She hasn't accepted my actual date offer yet though . I should have played it cockier. She asked when she can claim her prize so I suggested tonight, but that's where it ended. Haha I done GOOFED!
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wood still
Saw this girl viewed my profile...
Think to myself "oh cool...she's pretty cute," proceeds to read profile:
"22 year old *TRANSGENDERED WOMAN*"