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My guy said well-marbled
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My guy said well-marbled
Y’all ever think back on the P you fumbled? Or just fumbled some over some stupid **** ?
This was a long time ago. I work in IT. I’m the only black dude there. All dudes. Everyone else the typical IT stereotype. No sauce what so ever.
We hire a new girl. She wasn’t cute or ugly. Just average so I never really made a move or paid her any mind. She only spoke to me. Hints that she feelin me a bit. One day when we clocked out, she asked if I wanted to go out and get coffee. I guess I was having an off day. I responded with “I don’t drink coffee” . She said “oh okay” and have a shocked/embarrassed look. I then instantly regretted it and realized how goofy I was for saying that, and followed up with “but we can try something else out though”
Cold part is she quit a couple days after that. I was like damn
Once in college i was in front of the class speaking and I brought up that I’m really bad at math. After class this girl walks up to me and asks if I ever want to meet up and she can help me study. I just replied “nah it’s ok I’m probably gonna drop out this week anyway” she was just like “…oh ok” . Later that night I was watching Seinfeld and it was the episode where George declines to go upstairs for coffee when I realized what I had done
Not a fumble or anything but I def look back embarrassed about this interaction . I used to work with this girl who would always be on my back, but I had zero interest and turned her down probably hundreds of times. Like she’d say raunchy things to me all day and I’m just like chill girl..It got to the point where it was annoying and I didn’t even like working shifts with her. One day I’m at work and I have a cold so I’m miserable all day and she’s trying to comfort me and **** but I’m like just leave me alone please. We’re about to leave and she asks me if I wanna go to her house and she can make me tea and soup and all that stuff. By then I’m just trying to get outta there so I’m like “Nah, my moms gonna do all that for me at home” I immediately got embarrassed as hell and felt like the biggest dork still cringe and laugh at myself for that
She stopped working there and got a boyfriend and I was like damn..i should have hit at least once but I legit had zero interest in her and I wasn’t trying to mix work like that
By stupid **** you mean having a conscience??
I have fumbled quite a bit but sometimes when life kicking your *** you turn off the p vision.
Facts. Almost all of the of the times it's happened to me, it's been with someone who I never wanted to purse like that. One of those types where you smash because it's an option and not a goal.
You coulda still salvaged thatI can recount one missed lay up too.
Was talking to this cute slim waist thicc bottom Latina through a dating app. She was feeling me through our back n’ forth texts. I thought it was too soon to put on a full court press so I simultaneously made plans with my hooping homies. Man.....while my washed self was on the basketball court ol’ girl texted me her parents weren’t coming home and her brother was already in his room. “Want to sneak over?” Almost 2 hours had passed since she sent it. My boys clowned the **** outta me while I read it to them. First and Last time that ever happened to me.
I tried but she didn’t reply and probably didn’t believe I was hooping with my boys. It wasn’t the same after that and she moved on to the next one. Oh well, it be like that sometimes.You
You coulda still salvaged that
These women come and go like the seasonsOh well, it be like that sometimes.
These women come and go like the seasons
Her opener was funny also, because I had something about “tequila and Mexican food” as a response to the “what are your simple pleasures” prompt. She said something like I’m Mexican and you can eat me all night long.
Not even close.And y'all have the nerve to talk about rbk.
Y'all in here fumbling like Brett Favre.
Ain't no shame in fumbling WASHED KING
If you never fumble it's because you ain't on the court. You're in the stands.