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[executive76]

This dude is in his mid thirty's talking like this???? I would have bet money he was 18-21.

I get it though his clock is ticking. Sounds like he wants to meet the kid and play stepdad

If he's in his feelings over this that lawyer chick is gonna chew him up and spit him out or have him on a leash.

Wanting more is fine but nothing about the situation said it was more than sex.

 

[Mark Antony]

Shorty giving you a crash course in emotional maturity and is so generous even giving you a little maintenance P so you don't go out there on your search and make desperate decisions and you're fighting it.

 

[executive76]

Mans just discovered plutonium and is acting like he was dealt a bum hand. What kind of bizarro world **** is this?

He's about to put "No Hookups/FWB" in his profile

 

[moonman818]

These guys dropping knowledge... Hope you listening boxdok

 

[ahat]

I love those situations. No labels

 

[WASHED KING]

Man wants a meaningful connection outside of sex and NT just like “No be a h o e”

 

[storm2006]

First off, don't come in here nitpicking her physical attributes if you're catching feels.

Second, she doesn't owe you anything. Take what you can get and run with it. She threw you a bone and you're over here looking a gift horse in the mouth.

Third, how quickly are you catching feels like that? She set the tone from the jump. Move accordingly.

The fact that you're 36 years old, carrying yourself this way, and still single is...telling, to say the least. Can't be dwelling on women like that if you have other options out there.

This dude is in his mid thirty's talking like this???? I would have bet money he was 18-21.

I get it though his clock is ticking. Sounds like he wants to meet the kid and play stepdad

If he's in his feelings over this that lawyer chick is gonna chew him up and spit him out or have him on a leash.

Wanting more is fine but nothing about the situation said it was more than sex.

Shorty giving you a crash course in emotional maturity and is so generous even giving you a little maintenance P so you don't go out there on your search and make desperate decisions and you're fighting it.

He's about to put "No Hookups/FWB" in his profile

This thread is jokes.***BOOKMARKED***

I actually like the girl and I prefer to actually interact with her outside the bedroom instead of being a consistent smash whenever her kid stays at the Dasdcrib. I lowkey feel devalued. If I was 25 I would love the current arrangement, I guess with me just turning 36, I want more. Its cool though, I actually been hanging out with this other lawyer chick for the past 2 weeks and we talk consistently and make an effort to see each other multiple times a week.

How old is the lawyer chick if you don't mind me asking?

 

[moonman818]

So I just read it again... It's possible his pipe game was trash too...




No disrespect.

 

[Mark Antony]

Can't be that bad if she still hits him up for the Tuesday tune-up.

 

[executive76]

Shorty giving you a crash course in emotional maturity and is so generous even giving you a little maintenance P so you don't go out there on your search and make desperate decisions and you're fighting it.

That ship has sailed he's already romanticizing the lawyer chick because she talks to him and takes him outside.

 

[storm2006]

I guess I just can’t imagine a chick offering me no-string attached yambs (that are presumably good if I’m willing to go there) then driving/Ubering over and being upset about it on the way there. I can already tell he is going to mess around and bring up his feelings one night after smashing which will inevitably **** the money up

 

[TrafficLightBully]

Man wants a meaningful connection outside of sex and NT just like “No be a h o e”

Ain’t gonna find something meaningful on these apps man , it’s only used to have fun for the moment

 

[tay1]

Ain’t gonna find something meaningful on these apps man , it’s only used to have fun for the moment

Not true. Just gotta know what to look for.

 

[smedroc]

she also had big Cane Corso just in case.

 

[tay1]

Damn y’all went too hard on bruh

 

[usabasketball08]

That cane corso line has me dying

 

[Based Jesus]

Damn y’all went too hard on bruh

They want everyone to be sluts like them
Some of us have respect for our bodies!

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

Damn y’all went too hard on bruh

Not that I needed a reminder, but Ill be damned if I post anything like that on here















...that being said. mans getting free merchandise but wants to speak with the manager

 

[Mark Antony]

Son said she extra thick with a flat stomach too.

 

[TURBO UNO]

Her wanting nothing but the D tells me she’s willing to get all sorts of lustful and nasty with it. Homie needs to take FULL ADVANTAGE while he can. Mention your feelings and she’s going to move on.

 

[bigslim773]

Just the other week, a chick i met on bumble invited me over to house to watch Netflix after we messaged earlier that day on Bumble. I was hesitant at first but she wasn't to persistent about me coming over and she stayed in a nice mid class neighborhood, so i was like eff it. The evening went pretty well. She was a little thicker than the the norm but she had a nice shape with a flat stomach. We started off talking on the couch sipping wine and then by the end of the night I ended up smashing. Probably should of brought a rubber with me though. As soon as I came over she hit me with the I don't normally do this routine too. If the area was suspect I definitely wouldn't of went. While at her house i was pretty chill and wasn't all on top of her, then as soon as she hit me with the whole line about I think we are just going to be friends with a disappointed look I knew what time it was. I honestly think she jumped on bumble just to get pipe. Coincidentally her daughter was at her ex husband house for the night and she just was freshly shaved and her crib was spotless. she also had big Cane Corso just in case. Now whenever her daughter is spending the night at her fathers house, which is once a week she invites me over, besides that i never hear from her. Smh

BRO YOU’RE OVERTHINKING THIS….

SMASH N DASH! PERIOD.

 

[Based Jesus]

Her wanting nothing but the D tells me she’s willing to get all sorts of lustful and nasty with it. Homie needs to take FULL ADVANTAGE while he can. Mention your feelings and she’s going to move on.

She let the man hit raw within hours of an initial message on Bumble
The woman is clearly starved for some consistent D
He play his cards right and there's almost nothing she won't do
He play his cards wrong and she'll drop him immediately and go shopping on Bumble the same day

 

[storm2006]

Ain’t gonna find something meaningful on these apps man , it’s only used to have fun for the moment

Not true. Just gotta know what to look for.

I have to agree with tay1 on this one. It's definitely possible.

 

[a blinkin]

Y’all ruthless. About to corrupt the hell out that man.

Keep looking for a real connection if that’s what you’re really interested in fam. There may be casualties along the way and some women may accidentally end up giving you yambs prematurely, but keep fighting the good fight.

 

[fluid hips]

Just the other week, a chick i met on bumble invited me over to house to watch Netflix after we messaged earlier that day on Bumble. I was hesitant at first but she wasn't to persistent about me coming over and she stayed in a nice mid class neighborhood, so i was like eff it. The evening went pretty well. She was a little thicker than the the norm but she had a nice shape with a flat stomach. We started off talking on the couch sipping wine and then by the end of the night I ended up smashing. Probably should of brought a rubber with me though. As soon as I came over she hit me with the I don't normally do this routine too. If the area was suspect I definitely wouldn't of went. While at her house i was pretty chill and wasn't all on top of her, then as soon as she hit me with the whole line about I think we are just going to be friends with a disappointed look I knew what time it was. I honestly think she jumped on bumble just to get pipe. Coincidentally her daughter was at her ex husband house for the night and she just was freshly shaved and her crib was spotless. she also had big Cane Corso just in case. Now whenever her daughter is spending the night at her fathers house, which is once a week she invites me over, besides that i never hear from her. Smh

Can't be outchea catching feelings. Smash and keep it pushing.

Some dudes gotta jump through hoops and you're getting it with little effort yet you're complaining