- Sep 29, 2012
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u could be corny but if she liked u from ur pics anything would be funny to her unless u get one of these no sense of humor yambs from pof
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Saw some random article the other day...this dude was getting chick's numbers with nothing but emojis on Tinder. Gave it a try, it's actually been working fairly well. Gotten 3 numbers out of about 10 messages sent so far (probably about half have gotten no response, though).someone throw me a tinder greeting. im finna flourish.
It's all about attraction... It doesn't really matter what you say.
If she thinks she would date you... She'll give you the number after 2 messages.
Think I'm done with tinder, basically a complete waste of time at this point
Lmao that story was gutsSo I'm about to smash these yambs on Monday after being off POF for awhile, went on 2 dates I'm already in there. Also not a transgender either ( not pulling a fast one on me like last time, no niece involved either)
Lmao that story was gutsSo I'm about to smash these yambs on Monday after being off POF for awhile, went on 2 dates I'm already in there. Also not a transgender either ( not pulling a fast one on me like last time, no niece involved either)
Lmao that story was gutsSo I'm about to smash these yambs on Monday after being off POF for awhile, went on 2 dates I'm already in there. Also not a transgender either ( not pulling a fast one on me like last time, no niece involved either)
Something like that
I'm lying in bed next to my wife (who I didn't meet on POF praise be to Allah) and reminiscing and holy crap I did some filthy things with those fishies.
My gimmick was the Perfect Game. When you're getting mouthskies, make sure they're on your side kinda. Reach around, lube your fingers up and work one in her anoos while you slide one in the child canal.
All 3 holes occupied. You just bowled a Perfect Game.
There's more. But now I'm forcibly confronting myself and my degenerate-hood.
If you pass me the L, you might not want it back.
I like how you saved that at the end pleighboi.Think I'm done with tinder, basically a complete waste of time at this point
Yeah unless you pay for Tinder plus it kind of sucks now
Bumble is legit, at least in LA
This is all going off my boys recent experiences since I'm wifed up
I'm lying in bed next to my wife (who I didn't meet on POF praise be to Allah) and reminiscing and holy crap I did some filthy things with those fishies.
My gimmick was the Perfect Game. When you're getting mouthskies, make sure they're on your side kinda. Reach around, lube your fingers up and work one in her anoos while you slide one in the child canal.
All 3 holes occupied. You just bowled a Perfect Game.
There's more. But now I'm forcibly confronting myself and my degenerate-hood.
If you pass me the L, you might not want it back.
I generally tell women that gazing into their beautiful eyes makes me understand how Hitler developed such a following.
Calling all NT womanizers, got a mutual like on tinder.....help me put it in the bag. She's so cute. What's a good opening line?
Can I hit loser?
What that thang smell like?
So whatLaying here with one chick. She wants the d but I have started sleeping with another chick.
I'm lying in bed next to my wife (who I didn't meet on POF praise be to Allah) and reminiscing and holy crap I did some filthy things with those fishies.
My gimmick was the Perfect Game. When you're getting mouthskies, make sure they're on your side kinda. Reach around, lube your fingers up and work one in her anoos while you slide one in the child canal.
All 3 holes occupied. You just bowled a Perfect Game.
There's more. But now I'm forcibly confronting myself and my degenerate-hood.
If you pass me the L, you might not want it back.
Bruh