Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

Dudes working this ish like linkedn :lol

First thing I look for is somebody I can get along with. Then if we make the date I get to know them. I determine if they can help me fatten my wallet, get my penis wet or both. I'm in the DC area and I have met some really well connected chicks. One chick was bad but so well connected I said f$*k the box I want that connect.

It's cool to get the box, but I may pass up some money trying to get the box.
 
any time I get a number on pof or okcupid I tend to send this picture to them to assure that there is nothing wrong with yamb at first date well it has worked for me multiple times
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This online game ain't for the faint of heart.

On Tinder, anytime I see a pretty black chick and we don't match, it hits me in the feels a tiny little bit.

As far as other races, I swipe right too but I don't hold my breath. Only because I stand a FAR better chance in the real world than online.

Also, most of my matches are black so...
 
Lmao man I feel bad for homie up there , but I just ran into this chick on POF on campus and I'm not saying she's ugly or anything but those ig filters and angles can definetly fool somebody , now I want you to look closely at this chick face and tell me she's not fat .
 
Matched with this bomb girl...

Me: Does this make us bf gf??
Her: Patriots or Seahawks?
Me: Katy Perry. I'm a Giants fan. Who did u cheer for?


Then she blocks me lmao.
 
Can't take these girls on these sites serious, haven't yall learned these chicks are damaged goods. I don't even stress these chicks anymore, I'm about to get my Warren Sapp on. Why simp when you just ending up paying for the P anyway. If I meet a chick off a site more power to me, so be it, if not there's yambs to be bought without playing the waiting game.
 
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Matched with this bomb girl...

Me: Does this make us bf gf??
Her: Patriots or Seahawks?
Me: Katy Perry. I'm a Giants fan. Who did u cheer for?


Then she blocks me lmao.
Lol ouch..

I've gone as far as females actually giving up the number first without me asking and them telling me to call/text them, and when I call them they don't answer or text back..What's the point of that? lol
 
Lol ouch..


I've gone as far as females actually giving up the number first without me asking and them telling me to call/text them, and when I call them they don't answer or text back..What's the point of that? lol

Yeah it's like 8o

I had a girl one time make plans THAT DAY for when she got off work. We were going to meet at say 6 and watch a game... Text for 2 hrs or w/e and then she told me, "Call me 5, I'll be off."

Call at 515, and 530... NOTHING.

I just had to laugh.
 
Matched with this bomb girl...

Me: Does this make us bf gf??
Her: Patriots or Seahawks?
Me: Katy Perry. I'm a Giants fan. Who did u cheer for?


Then she blocks me lmao.

Probably got "her" account shut down. The seahawks or patriots line is what spammers were using to bait phone numbers on Superbowl weekend.

Lol ouch..


I've gone as far as females actually giving up the number first without me asking and them telling me to call/text them, and when I call them they don't answer or text back..What's the point of that? lol


Yeah it's like 8o

I had a girl one time make plans THAT DAY for when she got off work. We were going to meet at say 6 and watch a game... Text for 2 hrs or w/e and then she told me, "Call me 5, I'll be off."

Call at 515, and 530... NOTHING.

I just had to laugh.

That's all spammers y'all. They're collecting numbers to spam your phone.
 
That's cuz she was actually good looking. This bish is just fat and thinks she's an 8
its funny how she says some dumb ish and folks are pissed. When I posted the dumb ish olé girl said to me, I should have adjusted or came back with something witty. I ain't chasing these Internet broads. Women are very fickle and this makes it way easier for them be fickle.

Anyway, you should have she was big from that picture.
 
Get ya Google voice game up. Ain't gotta worry bout none of that :smokin

Learned my lesson the hard way back in September :{

Probably got "her" account shut down. The seahawks or patriots line is what spammers were using to bait phone numbers on Superbowl weekend.

That's all spammers y'all. They're collecting numbers to spam your phone.
 
Probably got "her" account shut down. The seahawks or patriots line is what spammers were using to bait phone numbers on Superbowl weekend.

That's all spammers y'all. They're collecting numbers to spam your phone.

Son, that last one is not a spammer at all. We were literally texting back and forth about hockey and her lol.

Google Voice has been the best. Been tellin yall for a few yrs!
 
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