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[omariwestafari]

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at least she's honest.. right?

 

[suberzat1]

 

[stork]

saw her profile too

she has her default as the b&w, but she's busted... :\

 

[thenewjs23]

She seems to have a nice body. You can brown bag her, hang her head off the side of the bed or do her the canine way.

 

[johnny cakes]

She ended up texting me at like 1 pm yesterday saying she couldn't make it.

Welcome to online dating..At least she let you know she couldn't make it..You can try again with her if you were feeling her like that, if not, on to the next.

 

[Bruce Banner]

She seems to have a nice body. You can brown bag her, hang her head off the side of the bed or do her the canine way.

Man wth she busted .

 

[Bruce Banner]

Nvm when you hit a drought you're ready to smash anything .

 

[johnny cakes]

Oh and there is one story I forgot (or I think I blocked it from my memory). This story is a story for shorty to tell her friends about me, I was the date from hell

Flat tire girl

Met on: Tinder

Race: Dominican 

We met for drinks at Fridays, the date went great and when we finished up at Friday's she wanted to chill more, we started making out, etc in the parking lot..So I say lets go to the crib, but she's like nah, she doesn't want to do that on the first date..So I'm like aiight lets go to this little bar close by me (I figured I was 1 and a half more drinks away from getting her to come to the crib) so she gets in her car, and I get a call from her, she says her tire is flat..So I'm like ok, I'll come check it out...But I remember, one problem...I haven't changed a tire since high school (11 years ago) and don't remember how to!!!!!!! so I confidently, (yet scared as hell) walks to her trunk, take out the jack, and the wrench thingy...So I start looking at them, praying to god I miraculously remember..So she is looking at me struggle with the jack and wrench and asks me if I know how to do it, I'm like yeaa, chill..This is a new jack, I've never seen it before...She says lol "It's a standard jack" (so Im thinking in my head B**** you change it then!) So after 10 minutes of me struggling and fiddling with the tools she calls her sister and say's "Can you tell Tony (her sis husband) to come change my tire, I'm with this dude and he doesn't know what he is doing" OUCH, total blow to my life..So I say chill, nah don't tell him to come (I'm thinking, how am I going to face this dude when he comes to change the tire) So I call my homeboy about 9 times in a row (it's like 2 AM) He finally answers and comes to change the tire for me, effortlessly...She thanks him, he looks at me and shakes his head with a stone face...She looks at me and say thanks..........bye.....I call her the next day, no answer, I call her the day after, no answer...Yea that was a wrap 

 

[krazy88s]

my dude looking at the jack like

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[jrod54life]

couldn't google how to change a tire ?

 

[steebie j]

I could understand struggling trying to take out the lug bolts but sheesh u was donzo from the beginning

 

[dtb00201]

 

[Bruce Banner]

Lol man couldn't google that ?

 

[Bruce Banner]

Lol I can imagine the disappointment on her face tho .

 

[thenewjs23]

Aren't the direction's on the jack.

 

[evolution fight]

damn.. couldn't do a simple tire change?
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[suberzat1]

Nobody trying to read instructions while looking to impress a chick with basic man skills.

 

[quad]

Could have just told her that you didn't wanna get dirty for your date, then proceed to call your roadside assistance .....coulda been getting her warmed up while waiting.

 

[willzway26]

Bookmarking chicks pages, looking at feb. 15th like:

Yall stupid

And Im mad at myself for thinking I was the only one who thought like this

 

[willzway26]

 
Oh and there is one story I forgot (or I think I blocked it from my memory). This story is a story for shorty to tell her friends about me, I was the date from hell

Flat tire girl

Met on: Tinder

Race: Dominican 

We met for drinks at Fridays, the date went great and when we finished up at Friday's she wanted to chill more, we started making out, etc in the parking lot..So I say lets go to the crib, but she's like nah, she doesn't want to do that on the first date..So I'm like aiight lets go to this little bar close by me (I figured I was 1 and a half more drinks away from getting her to come to the crib) so she gets in her car, and I get a call from her, she says her tire is flat..So I'm like ok, I'll come check it out...But I remember, one problem...I haven't changed a tire since high school (11 years ago) and don't remember how to!!!!!!! so I confidently, (yet scared as hell) walks to her trunk, take out the jack, and the wrench thingy...So I start looking at them, praying to god I miraculously remember..So she is looking at me struggle with the jack and wrench and asks me if I know how to do it, I'm like yeaa, chill..This is a new jack, I've never seen it before...She says lol "It's a standard jack" (so Im thinking in my head B**** you change it then!) So after 10 minutes of me struggling and fiddling with the tools she calls her sister and say's "Can you tell Tony (her sis husband) to come change my tire, I'm with this dude and he doesn't know what he is doing" OUCH, total blow to my life..So I say chill, nah don't tell him to come (I'm thinking, how am I going to face this dude when he comes to change the tire) So I call my homeboy about 9 times in a row (it's like 2 AM) He finally answers and comes to change the tire for me, effortlessly...She thanks him, he looks at me and shakes his head with a stone face...She looks at me and say thanks..........bye.....I call her the next day, no answer, I call her the day after, no answer...Yea that was a wrap 

You sure know how to make a brother bust out laughing at work dont u buddy

 

[sonoftony]

Repped for the entertaining story but shame on you b.

That was your ticket in them guts

 

[crystalmethod]

I don't know how to change a tire.

No damns given

 

[willzway26]

Im mad that Mr Cakes will blow off a bad date or stop talking to a girl if shes a little off, but repeatedly has sexual relations with women who openly talk about having STDs........

 

[CJMcfly26]

Well I thought I had a good thing going on Blackplanet. Long story short ended up being Catfished after talking to this girl for 3 days 

, this is the 3rd time this happened to me. shorty ended up putting pics of her sister who happens to be a Lesbian. Dammit man I can't catch a break.

 

[frshstunna]

Well I thought I had a good thing going on Blackplanet. Long story short ended up being Catfished after talking to this girl for 3 days  , this is the 3rd time this happened to me. shorty ended up putting pics of her sister who happens to be a Lesbian. Dammit man I can't catch a break.

Mane Blackplanet in 2015 is no beuno, minus well check out the yahoo chat rooms

And with that tire situation...shoulda just called somebody to come change it n chilled with shorty in your whip till it was done...woulda solved the problem n she woulda been more comfortable