Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

[lovehateself]

 

Don't get me wrong... By no means am I doing bad...

I have no problems getting all types out in LA

you're in LA you're supposed to be flourishing , y'all get all type of yambs up there specially the asians

love the diversity out here

Asian chick is lame.

depends where they're from 

 

[snax91]

Speaking of choosy profiles peep this lmao

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/HekataMyth?cf=profile

Spoiler

Preferences: I am not gonna SUGARCOAT THIS: I am BRUTALLY HONEST. And very SUPERFICIAL... I'm just like that Assssssssssshole who stole your girlfriend at the club last week!
My preferences are BASED SOLELY ON LOOKS - FIRST AND FOREMOST! I am ONLY into guys with BLOND (Yes, it is spelled without "e" correctly = masculine gender, you morons! OR LIGHT-BROWN OR RYE-COLORED HAIR! RED-HEADS are okay, too.

You MUST HAVE BLUE OR GREEN EYES and VERY LIGHT SKIN - which doesn't tan, but instead burns in the sun. Bleached hair DOESN'T count! Has to be ALL-NATURAL!

Slavic/Ukrainian/Germanic/British/Scandinavian genotypes/phenotypes are THE BEST!

If you have dark hair or dark eyes = your skin must be PAPER-WHITE and your features must be PERFECT!

If you have tan skin, as in Greek/Italian/French/Hispanic/Latino/Mediterranean/Indo-Pakistani/African/Brazilian/Protugese/MiddleEastern/Semitic/Arabic/Turkish/Indonesian/Philippino origin and/or are skinny/lean or are too dry & muscly with zero body fat for me to bite = DO NOT CONTACT ME!

It doesn't matter how handsome/great/kind/sensitive/caring/strong/loving of a guy you are, how much you earn, how high-flying your career is, how many houses and cars or motorcycles or boats you have, how many companies you own, how large of an engagement ring you have stashed in your safe in the hopes of finding your future wife, how much potential you see between us, how much you think we will click on all levels = do NOT BOTHER MESSAGING ME! I will NOT respond! Sorry! I know EXACTLY what I want = and you AREN'T IT!

As I said, I don't mean to sound like a serial killer picking victims based on shade of hair & skin texture, but I'd rather be BRUTALLY HONEST and weed out all UNSUITABLE contenders right off the bat! So guys, man the **** UP and STOP WHINING about my taste!

I get a lot of bitter messages from VERY HOT GUYS WHO UNFORTUNATELY AREN'T BLOND OR BLUE-EYED. They cry and whine and complain and call me "Hitler", instead if spending their time more productively and seeking a girl who is more into that dark, brooding Mediterranean look.

Since when is HAVING PERSONAL PREFERENCES EQUATED TO GENOCIDE?

Is it a crime to like something and not something else? You are a TOTAL MORON if you think that people aren't superficial.

Why do you still go to the gym and buy new clothes and have that tricked out ride if you are solely into intellectual pleasures the world has to offer?

If you think you are ready to love a girl for her SOUL = why aren't settling for that FAT UGLY COW NEXT DOOR WHO HAS BEEN EYEING YOU FOR AGES? She might write great POETRY, you know? Or have... *GASP* (O, the unthinkable!) A KIND HEART and PLENTY OF GIRTH FOR YOU TO BURY YOUR FACE IN HER CHEST AND CRY ABOUT HOW HORRIBLY PICKY THAT ONLINE ASIAN CHICK IS. Go for the sow = if you don't have standards. And leave people who do - in PEACE.

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Also: this goes as DEFAULT: if you drink alcohol or smoke cigarettes, or if you use any kinds of drugs or chemical substances to enhance your living experience = DO NOT CONTACT ME! I want a guy who is NATURALLY HAPPY and DOES NOT NEED CRUTCHES TO FEEL LIKE A REAL MAN!

BONUS POINTS: 1) If your BLOOD TYPE IS "AB" or "A" = most preferable! 2) Also, if the Rhesus-Factor of your Blood Type is NEGATIVE = you will definitely be considered!

love the diversity out here
depends where they're from 

That is the Asian chick we were referring to. She is out there.

 

[blakep267]

Ima be honest...I'm not flourishing on any of these sites . Thinking bout deleting them all.

POF chicks I message will view my page but won't respond
OKC chicks in my area on there are :x
Tinder every match has been spam so far

#foreverugly #nevergoneflourish

I know that feel. I don't even know why some of these chicks are on POF besides an ego boost. like a 7.5-8 doesn't need a dating site.

and okc is literally full of round people


also I've been noticing that the black man hate is getting stronger on these sites. I visited a Puerto Rican girls page and she put in big letters, "I do not date black men nor do I want to associate with them."

I was like damn. if you had a black co worker that mean you wouldn't even acknowledge his existence

 

[truth-serum]

Obviously the nightly news aint helping ****** out. Most of these people live sheltered lives and don't interact with black people daily. To them, black people are bad and dangerous because the news says so

F this emo **** that some of ya on. Keep it pushing. There's plenty of girls out there for everyone. You just gotta be in the right frame of mind. 

 

[tripda6]

Obviously the nightly news aint helping ****** out. Most of these people live sheltered lives and don't interact with black people daily. To them, black people are bad and dangerous because the news says so

F this emo **** that some of ya on. Keep it pushing. There's plenty of girls out there for everyone. You just gotta be in the right frame of mind. 

This.

 

[datznasty]

Nurse assistant, make up/hair/ beauty stylist top jobs in POF for thots

Don't forget tattoo artist

Massage therapist

Also, have any of you used Glide's new addition to scoop? You make a profile, which is just your name and birthday and default pic, go to discover people, select female and age and choose the "nearby" option and it shows you all the female Glide users that are local and you can swipe to the next one or click the video or message icon to hit them up

 

[calye2da]

I know that feel. I don't even know why some of these chicks are on POF besides an ego boost. like a 7.5-8 doesn't need a dating site.

and okc is literally full of round people


also I've been noticing that the black man hate is getting stronger on these sites. I visited a Puerto Rican girls page and she put in big letters, "I do not date black men nor do I want to associate with them."

I was like damn. if you had a black co worker that mean you wouldn't even acknowledge his existence

for real man . I refuse to lower my standards though. I just gotta keep chucking to hit a shot.

I feel like on Tinder that hurts me too (being black) not many black chicks in my area have it. I feel snow bunnies probably swipe to the left automatically on my profile.

 

[superb]

I would still pass.....seem like I would be disappointed when that bra comes off. But she offering then go head and Smash.

What??? Are you guy? Or do you have a small Peter that can't handle all that?

 

[superb]

for real man . I refuse to lower my standards though. I just gotta keep chucking to hit a shot.

I feel like on Tinder that hurts me too (being black) not many black chicks in my area have it. I feel snow bunnies probably swipe to the left automatically on my profile.

You already lowered your standards being on thos apps

 

[superb]

Yeah I see profiles that say "I only date black guys" or insert another race.

But I never see profiles saying "I don't date white guys/no white guys" or insert any other non black race

Brothers cheap with their money. Whites will spend their whole check on a girl for the night and not get any yams and wonder what went wrong the next day lol.. Girls know the can take advantage at least that is what they told me

 

[youngdoc]

for real man . I refuse to lower my standards though. I just gotta keep chucking to hit a shot.

I feel like on Tinder that hurts me too (being black) not many black chicks in my area have it. I feel snow bunnies probably swipe to the left automatically on my profile.

You already lowered your standards being on thos apps

Incorrect. In areas where Tinder is popular there's a lot of quality chicks - lawyers, doctors, MBAs etc Online dating is no longer taboo

 

[superb]

Incorrect. In areas where Tinder is popular there's a lot of quality chicks - lawyers, doctors, MBAs etc Online dating is no longer taboo

Nice try! There isn't any lawyers doctors on Tinder. Maybe one or two but enough to say you will bag one. They don't have any problem meeting other quality people and most are married alreadt

. The MBA check, same too but it those are the washed up ones on that site


Go ahead and search, but if you ain't showing me their id and degree I ain't beliving it

 

[youngdoc]

Incorrect. In areas where Tinder is popular there's a lot of quality chicks - lawyers, doctors, MBAs etc Online dating is no longer taboo

Nice try! There isn't any lawyers doctors on Tinder. Maybe one or two but enough to say you will bag one. They don't have any problem meeting other quality people and most are married alreadt

. The MBA check, same too but it those are the washed up ones on that site


Go ahead and search, but if you ain't showing me their id and degree I ain't beliving it

Wrong wrong wrong.

I've seen coworkers on that site, have female friends on the site, dating a girl who went to HBS who I met on the site.

 

[Chopper]

Incorrect. In areas where Tinder is popular there's a lot of quality chicks - lawyers, doctors, MBAs etc Online dating is no longer taboo

Nice try! There isn't any lawyers doctors on Tinder. Maybe one or two but enough to say you will bag one. They don't have any problem meeting other quality people and most are married alreadt
. The MBA check, same too but it those are the washed up ones on that site
Go ahead and search, but if you ain't showing me their id and degree I ain't beliving it

Wrong wrong wrong.
I've seen coworkers on that site, have female friends on the site, dating a girl who went to HBS who I met on the site.

 This dude SupHerb might be the biggest troll on NT. **** he knows about online dating? Isn't son married or engaged or some ****? 

 

[superb]

Wrong wrong wrong.

I've seen coworkers on that site, have female friends on the site, dating a girl who went to HBS who I met on the site.

Well if that is the case, surrounded by high quality women, why are you on Tinder???? Hummmm

 

[superb]

 This dude SupHerb might be the biggest troll on NT. **** he knows about online dating? Isn't son married or engaged or some ****? 

Haven't you heard the phrase... All men cheat Lmao jk

 

[suberzat1]

 

I would still pass.....seem like I would be disappointed when that bra comes off. But she offering then go head and Smash.

What??? Are you guy? Or do you have a small Peter that can't handle all that?

What does my Peter have to do with her breast?????

 

[youngdoc]

Wrong wrong wrong.

I've seen coworkers on that site, have female friends on the site, dating a girl who went to HBS who I met on the site.

Well if that is the case, surrounded by high quality women, why are you on Tinder???? Hummmm

I didn't say I was surrounded by high quality women at work, just said I saw quality coworkers on it (I would never date a coworker)

I said there were quality women on the site. I smashed a bunch until I found one where the personality matched the looks and education level and now I'm off the site bc I'm no longer single

 

[doctazay]

Yu guys need to becareful on these type of website

i met this ffemale a few days ago

she look chill she was cute and all

so i was life eff it

imma just hit her up you neve rknow

so a  few days we talk and that

im busy so i idnt get to meet her right away (im busy for work)

i was planing  2 that this upcoming week

but anwyays fast forward to today

and i told her to besafe caus of halloween

but anyways short story

SHE SAID she had Aids doggg and was a exscort

+ plus said her Boyfriend died (Crazy cause its true)

I deleted my account id rather to to females face to face

 

[adobecs4]

Damn small *** thumbnails on the app. Accidentally clicked on a ******, b. Hope they don't click on the "Who Viewed Me" tab or 

 

[SIETE TRES LA]

Yu guys need to becareful on these type of website
i met this ffemale a few days ago
she look chill she was cute and all
so i was life eff it
imma just hit her up you neve rknow
so a  few days we talk and that
im busy so i idnt get to meet her right away (im busy for work)
i was planing  2 that this upcoming week
but anwyays fast forward to today
and i told her to besafe caus of halloween
but anyways short story
SHE SAID she had Aids doggg and was a exscort
+ plus said her Boyfriend died (Crazy cause its true)
I deleted my account id rather to to females face to face

Can you translate that in English?

 

[doctazay]

I read some article on this female passing out aids just because she think ts all man fault for that so she jsut wants to pass it on for revenge. Wear a condom for these random females #facts. I need to get my future girl tested for hiv cause this out of control lol

 

[doctazay]

Can you translate that in English?

Are you srious

well basically

I met this girl on pof

who admited she had aids

and was escort with hiv

these females have a increase of low self esteem

so they want to spread it to most men ever

so im jus tletting the guys know about this messed up situation

 

[510macblastfmt]

So how does tinder work? Do we have to come across each others profiles and both have to swipe right to be a match or if I swipe right she can see I liked her and she can choose to message me or like me back? I have no idea how it works but I just broke up with my lady 3 weeks ago and working 10 hours every day I dont have time to go out on the weekends right now. Im curious to see how this works and if I get any response.

 

[nazdrowie]

just signed up for jdate...anybody with the experiences there?