I wish I could write the words that could instantly win you over. But right now I'm sitting here listening to this Bel Biv Devoe tape, and track number 4 on side A is stirring up all types of emotions. If I could translate those emotions onto my keyboard and onto your screen, I guarantee that your keyboard would be wet (...wet from the tears, not the other kind of wet). Alas, I won't because I want our relationship to start on a sober note.
So, I just tell you about how great a guy I am, how I am very good at eating fish, I have a nice gait to my run, and would probably make beautiful babies with the right woman (i.e. if she has the right hips).
So, I'll wait for your call, or your message, and maybe even your knock on my door...while I solemnly listen to track #4 from Bel Biv Devoe.