Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

Met a chick on POF too.She was decent looking but pregnant. So I didnt smash. Told her I couldnt do her like that (she cursed me out because I "wasted her time" :lol ) She asked for ride home so me and my cousin was giving her a ride and of course her water started breaking |I My cousin help birth the baby (her baby daddy split on her).

Wait what... she showed up to your date 7+ months pregnant?
 
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If so, wow, that's even wack by pof standards. Most would usually only be 3 months, or just given birth two weeks prior
 
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you can tell the ones that are thirsty, messaging you within 30 seconds of you messaging them
 
I'm about to see what tinder is looking like at coachella. Hopefully I get a good internet connection.
 
Wait what... she showed up to your date 7+ months pregnant?

Yea. She showed old pictures of herself lol (before she was pregnant). When she showed up I looked my like "this ***** better have somehow swallowed a bowling ball". But yea Icouldn't do it though. I'm thirsty but not THAT thirsty. The fact that she was about to be mother really got to me. She was really with angry with me though. Drew the "little ****" card on me. I wasn't tripping though.
 
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At times i hate phone conversations. Females want them high school, 10 hour type conversations. Only time i really talk to them on the phone is just to confirm we meeting up and that "im here" 
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but yea that awkward silence is brutal...i just be like "my mama calling" or "im hitting the gym"
 
At times i hate phone conversations. Females want them high school, 10 hour type conversations. Only time i really talk to them on the phone is just to confirm we meeting up and that "im here" :lol

but yea that awkward silence is brutal...i just be like "my mama calling" or "im hitting the gym"

One of these days I'm gonna be like "Scandal on GUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRL BYE"
 
Followed this girl on IG after seeing her on Tinder a while back

She hits me on IG direct last Friday.

Text back and forth. Kick it tonight and she paid for dinner. Smash. Light work.
 
Jumpman247 is having a quarter life crisis.



Hearing some of these encounters makes me realize all mine were nothing in comparison. :lol
 
There's half bots half people on there too. They start with the exact same script, all the way down to spelling Hey as "Heyy," but the second you call them out on it or I say something like, "another bot huh, choke yourself," you get a real person type reply and then I'm like "oh sorry, thought you were a bot, been getting lots of them, so what you getting into this weekend," then right back to the script." :lol I don't even see what they stand to gain from telling you to download kik or instagram, as opposed to the earlier ones who were obviously giving you an affiliate link to sign up for like fling.
 
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Ran into a few bots once. Solidified my stand on dismissing every white girl.
 
I had an awesome run on pot but I got banned 2 days ago. Got drunk 1 night and had been inhaling and started messaging random females asking to get a bj.... Got IP banned.
 
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