Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

That's a good question. That goyard or ridge don't come with pics. These girls must have fathers.
 
Let me get these takes off before the update.

Damn, I see summer vibes have officially arrived.

Josh Hart out here drinking breast milk, attesting that it tastes like sweet almond milk then numerous NTers backing him up and co-signing drinking breast milk.


My guy dontsteponmyshoes dontsteponmyshoes indulging in milk of magnesia yambs #INFLUENCE

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calikev34 calikev34 getting closer to getting the yambs….by breaking the law in broad daylight with her?
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And it’s only about to be the first week of June! Let’s gooooo! It’s going to a hot *** summer :hat
 
calikev34 said:
TL;DR
Gaiz, I think we cracked da algorithm. Da hotter the profile, da more two things happen: a) more high intent users come your way, and b) more serendipity happens. And the hotter the profile, the easier everything else is later.



NOTE:
:pimp: No pics. Because last time I posted pics, someone screenshotted it and it creeped me out.
:pimp: This post is pretty long



Here's the new rules, for me. Your mileage may vary. And it's working dramatically better than what I was doing 3-6 months ago.


STEP 1:
Make a "hot" profile

- Being hot online is as artificial as plastic. You don't even need to be hot IRL. You just need a) 5 hot pics (or a mix of 5 hot vids/pics), and b) 5ish hot blurbs of words

STEP 2:
Make your profile even hotter.

- Again, this is artificial. It's just pictures (or videos) and words. Basically treating it like an art project. Make a profile. Then make an even better one.

Step 3:
More "high intent users" come your way and more serendipity happens

- "High intent users" is a phrase used in tech. To relate it to dating, a higher intent user is more thirsty and even thirsty enough to pay some money to even get the chance to talk to you.

- This former model (she has an impressive portfolio) and semi-big time bitcoin investor and I have gone on two dates. On the first date I got to see her super model **** at Chrissy Fields in San Francisco when the sun was out. On the second date, she told me she "had to pay for a 'rose' for me on hinge because I was in the standouts section."

->How did that happen? Books, the gym, and ayahuasca helped. But lots of people have hot enough brains and bodies to be hot online but their profiles suck. Not me. I spent one morning making a hot *** profile. And then I tore it down, took the best piece from it and made an even hotter profile.

-"Serendipity" - it happens more when your profile is hotter. I have a bunch of chicks on hinge and bumble who have matched with me and I left them in limbo. Didn't accept or reject them, simply left them there. Now. I have a decent enough memory. Of those chicks in limbo, sometimes I see them in real life. Best case, I talk to them. Worst case they perform for me. Who cares? I'll see them again. Always planting seeds>*

-> Also, Serendipity happens more in the sense that like... they see a hot profile and assume you're like lowkey famous or something. Or like because of your hot *** profile, they assume they're competing with a bigger pool of women so they have to show out. So they do things like volunteer to take off their clothes and get in the water with you even though it's lunch time.

Step 4:
(this one's obvious) After you "accept" their like, and get the chance to start messaging them -> Make them laugh once or twice then get off the app as soon as possible

- I like to add some "friction" on their end, again getting higher intent users, while also standing out. I do that by leaving a voice note where I speak my phone number (like it's 1999 and I'm leaving a voicemail) and tell them to text me.

- Another thing I sometimes do on Hinge (because you can't send pictures) is to crack a joke about something they just said and then reference something I'd like to show them off the app (like a picture of an album or some random ****.)

Step 5:
Once you're texting, then you want to escalate to an in person meeting.

:pimp:
What you get them to say is more important than what you say. I like to be super indirect. And at the same time super open and forward. And I like to be silly.

So, the way this played out most recently. I send a text saying "You know what we should do? We should never meet up in person. And you know what else, I hate this city on my shirt [New York] worst city in the world."

Now. She's from NY, she knows I love it there. Next text I get from her is her asking me to meet up in person.

Step 6.
When you meet up in person, tell her you're not looking for a relationship. Say those words exactly.

The terms "**** buddy" and "friends with benefits" aren't in vogue anymore, so I don't say I'm looking for those. Instead, I describe what I'm looking for as "Not a relationship." I say I'm looking for something where we can "Cum together, and laugh together with no commitment. And then if that goes well we can start spending more time together."

Step 7.
???????????


Step 8.
Profit



Other lessons
:pimp: From now on I'm spending as little young moolah (baby) as possible on the first 1-2 dates. And after 1-2, I decide if they're worth spending time with.

:pimp: Russian women always get that they want. I met a Russian at the museum. We we're dating for a month, but she didn't let me hit. She'd let me grind on her when I was naked and fully hard and she was in her panties but not hit, so I deaded her. May Lazareth her *** later but for now, letting that **** breathe

:pimp:Saying you're not looking for a relationship from the jump really does work. I did it a few times before but it was kinda weeak. This week though, I've been more direct about it. Both times both chicks kept spending time with me like it never happened.
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The way I’m feeling right now has to be how 90’s NBA players feel about the overuse of analytics in today’s game. This isn’t even directed at you but rather the state of the dating game - I shouldn’t have to deploy a multipronged 6 step approach to Jedi mind trick a yamb into having sexual relations with me where 5 of the steps are just to get her attention and set up an in-person meet. Also, it seems like the entire premise is to construct a hot profile…even if you are not hot in real life? In that case isn’t the whole thing built on a house of cards? How can this work out when you meet and she finds out you are in fact NOT hot?

This post is just extremely timely because a few days ago Netflix released a new series called “Fake Profile” :lol:
 
storm2006 said:


The way I’m feeling right now has to be how 90’s NBA players feel about the overuse of analytics in today’s game. This isn’t even directed at you but rather the state of the dating game - I shouldn’t have to deploy a multipronged 6 step approach to Jedi mind trick a yamb into having sexual relations with me where 5 of the steps are just to get her attention and set up an in-person meet. Also, it seems like the entire premise is to construct a hot profile…even if you are not hot in real life? In that case isn’t the whole thing built on a house of cards? How can this work out when you meet and she finds out you are in fact NOT hot?

This post is just extremely timely because a few days ago Netflix released a new series called “Fake Profile” :lol:
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That’s the profile of an unattractive guy who finally got a decent chick to match him and now he knows the magic formula.
 
calikev34 said:
TL;DR
Gaiz, I think we cracked da algorithm. Da hotter the profile, da more two things happen: a) more high intent users come your way, and b) more serendipity happens. And the hotter the profile, the easier everything else is later.



NOTE:
:pimp: No pics. Because last time I posted pics, someone screenshotted it and it creeped me out.
:pimp: This post is pretty long



Here's the new rules, for me. Your mileage may vary. And it's working dramatically better than what I was doing 3-6 months ago.


STEP 1:
Make a "hot" profile

- Being hot online is as artificial as plastic. You don't even need to be hot IRL. You just need a) 5 hot pics (or a mix of 5 hot vids/pics), and b) 5ish hot blurbs of words

STEP 2:
Make your profile even hotter.

- Again, this is artificial. It's just pictures (or videos) and words. Basically treating it like an art project. Make a profile. Then make an even better one.

Step 3:
More "high intent users" come your way and more serendipity happens

- "High intent users" is a phrase used in tech. To relate it to dating, a higher intent user is more thirsty and even thirsty enough to pay some money to even get the chance to talk to you.

- This former model (she has an impressive portfolio) and semi-big time bitcoin investor and I have gone on two dates. On the first date I got to see her super model **** at Chrissy Fields in San Francisco when the sun was out. On the second date, she told me she "had to pay for a 'rose' for me on hinge because I was in the standouts section."

->How did that happen? Books, the gym, and ayahuasca helped. But lots of people have hot enough brains and bodies to be hot online but their profiles suck. Not me. I spent one morning making a hot *** profile. And then I tore it down, took the best piece from it and made an even hotter profile.

-"Serendipity" - it happens more when your profile is hotter. I have a bunch of chicks on hinge and bumble who have matched with me and I left them in limbo. Didn't accept or reject them, simply left them there. Now. I have a decent enough memory. Of those chicks in limbo, sometimes I see them in real life. Best case, I talk to them. Worst case they perform for me. Who cares? I'll see them again. Always planting seeds>*

-> Also, Serendipity happens more in the sense that like... they see a hot profile and assume you're like lowkey famous or something. Or like because of your hot *** profile, they assume they're competing with a bigger pool of women so they have to show out. So they do things like volunteer to take off their clothes and get in the water with you even though it's lunch time.

Step 4:
(this one's obvious) After you "accept" their like, and get the chance to start messaging them -> Make them laugh once or twice then get off the app as soon as possible

- I like to add some "friction" on their end, again getting higher intent users, while also standing out. I do that by leaving a voice note where I speak my phone number (like it's 1999 and I'm leaving a voicemail) and tell them to text me.

- Another thing I sometimes do on Hinge (because you can't send pictures) is to crack a joke about something they just said and then reference something I'd like to show them off the app (like a picture of an album or some random ****.)

Step 5:
Once you're texting, then you want to escalate to an in person meeting.

:pimp:
What you get them to say is more important than what you say. I like to be super indirect. And at the same time super open and forward. And I like to be silly.

So, the way this played out most recently. I send a text saying "You know what we should do? We should never meet up in person. And you know what else, I hate this city on my shirt [New York] worst city in the world."

Now. She's from NY, she knows I love it there. Next text I get from her is her asking me to meet up in person.

Step 6.
When you meet up in person, tell her you're not looking for a relationship. Say those words exactly.

The terms "**** buddy" and "friends with benefits" aren't in vogue anymore, so I don't say I'm looking for those. Instead, I describe what I'm looking for as "Not a relationship." I say I'm looking for something where we can "Cum together, and laugh together with no commitment. And then if that goes well we can start spending more time together."

Step 7.
???????????


Step 8.
Profit



Other lessons
:pimp: From now on I'm spending as little young moolah (baby) as possible on the first 1-2 dates. And after 1-2, I decide if they're worth spending time with.

:pimp: Russian women always get that they want. I met a Russian at the museum. We we're dating for a month, but she didn't let me hit. She'd let me grind on her when I was naked and fully hard and she was in her panties but not hit, so I deaded her. May Lazareth her *** later but for now, letting that **** breathe

:pimp:Saying you're not looking for a relationship from the jump really does work. I did it a few times before but it was kinda weeak. This week though, I've been more direct about it. Both times both chicks kept spending time with me like it never happened.
Click to expand...
Glad you having success but what is a “hot” profile ?:lol:
 
Surprise weekend is officially a wrap. She took me to Vancouver (I had mentioned it as one of the close-by places I was bummed that I missed out on going to when I was regularly in Seattle). She stunted on me heavy fellas. I couldn’t tell if she was trying to send a message that she’s the captain or if that’s just how she normally vacations :lol: Lowkey made Miami look like child’s play tbh. Only real hitch was extensive flight delays but we couldn’t control that and we still got to be together which is all that really mattered. That being said, the trip was a fantastic time but things escalated expeditiously.

Saturday evening we had a deep conversation while whale/sea lion watching and we officially decided to be exclusive, ceremoniously deleted our apps, etc. (sorry - no neck licking or telling her that she’s mine). Her one “request” or whatever was that we try to spend more time together during the week because she’ll be golfing a lot during weekends throughout the summer so it wasn’t an unreasonable ask given the circumstances. She proposed at least 2X during the week (pending travel/vacay), rotating between our places each week, then figuring out weekends as they come and I agreed.

Already got asked to go to a happy hour with some of her friends on Wednesday and a fundraiser on Friday with some of her co-workers…both NBA Finals game nights, again :stoneface:. Also, during our trip back we synced up our calendars through the end of the month and threw some new dates on there (Cece Winans concert and The Lion King :pimp:). While some folks view it as the opposite, I actually think the summer is good for this type of stress test. It’s basically a 13 week gauntlet that if you survive, you’re pretty much Teflon
 
storm2006 said:
Surprise weekend is officially a wrap. She took me to Vancouver (I had mentioned it as one of the close-by places I was bummed that I missed out on going to when I was regularly in Seattle). She stunted on me heavy fellas. I couldn’t tell if she was trying to send a message that she’s the captain or if that’s just how she normally vacations :lol: Lowkey made Miami look like child’s play tbh. Only real hitch was extensive flight delays but we couldn’t control that and we still got to be together which is all that really mattered. That being said, the trip was a fantastic time but things escalated expeditiously.

Saturday evening we had a deep conversation while whale/sea lion watching and we officially decided to be exclusive, ceremoniously deleted our apps, etc. (sorry - no neck licking or telling her that she’s mine). Her one “request” or whatever was that we try to spend more time together during the week because she’ll be golfing a lot during weekends throughout the summer so it wasn’t an unreasonable ask given the circumstances. She proposed at least 2X during the week (pending travel/vacay), rotating between our places each week, then figuring out weekends as they come and I agreed.

Already got asked to go to a happy hour with some of her friends on Wednesday and a fundraiser on Friday with some of her co-workers…both NBA Finals game nights, again :stoneface:. Also, during our trip back we synced up our calendars through the end of the month and threw some new dates on there (Cece Winans concert and The Lion King :pimp:). While some folks view it as the opposite, I actually think the summer is good for this type of stress test. It’s basically a 13 week gauntlet that if you survive, you’re pretty much Teflon
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There better be an open bar at the wedding since yall got all this money
I'm not flying to Fiji or wherever yall choose and buying my own drinks too
 
Based Jesus said:
There better be an open bar at the wedding since yall got all this money
I'm not flying to Fiji or wherever yall choose and buying my own drinks too
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the way they throwing money at each other, just give everybody their own personal bottle
 
storm2006 said:
Surprise weekend is officially a wrap. She took me to Vancouver (I had mentioned it as one of the close-by places I was bummed that I missed out on going to when I was regularly in Seattle). She stunted on me heavy fellas. I couldn’t tell if she was trying to send a message that she’s the captain or if that’s just how she normally vacations :lol: Lowkey made Miami look like child’s play tbh. Only real hitch was extensive flight delays but we couldn’t control that and we still got to be together which is all that really mattered. That being said, the trip was a fantastic time but things escalated expeditiously.

Saturday evening we had a deep conversation while whale/sea lion watching and we officially decided to be exclusive, ceremoniously deleted our apps, etc. (sorry - no neck licking or telling her that she’s mine). Her one “request” or whatever was that we try to spend more time together during the week because she’ll be golfing a lot during weekends throughout the summer so it wasn’t an unreasonable ask given the circumstances. She proposed at least 2X during the week (pending travel/vacay), rotating between our places each week, then figuring out weekends as they come and I agreed.

Already got asked to go to a happy hour with some of her friends on Wednesday and a fundraiser on Friday with some of her co-workers…both NBA Finals game nights, again :stoneface:. Also, during our trip back we synced up our calendars through the end of the month and threw some new dates on there (Cece Winans concert and The Lion King :pimp:). While some folks view it as the opposite, I actually think the summer is good for this type of stress test. It’s basically a 13 week gauntlet that if you survive, you’re pretty much Teflon
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This man is in pre-stage love.
 
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