heres why i would wash a silverback with my bare hands (srs)

[doublemesh96]

silverbacks have no fighting technique. as a person with boxing experience the ape wouldnt know how to deal with me bobbing and weaving because its not done in nature. id easily dodge everything he had and go to the body and then upstairs with a 4,5,6, hell even a 7 punch combo. hed get so frustrated after missing and being lit up hed retreat. and dont even get me started on the shoulder roll. im not gonna sit up here and tell you i could take more than one. that would be ridiculous. but lets be real here, if that boy came at me in a straight line hed get a rude awakening. 

 

[Barbados Slim]

^^ You made a thread for this nonsense 

 I'll bite.

Bob and weave all you want, but you can hit a silver back as hard as you can in the face and he wouldn't flinch. 

You'll be like Deadpool punching Colossus. 

 

[ballahb]

yea ok

 

[doublemesh96]

 
you can hit a silver back as hard as you can in the face and he wouldn't flinch. 

 one bee sting cant kill you. but 400 might.

 

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[jking0821]

what is your height and weight op?

Silverbacks are anywhere from 10-30 times stronger than the average human. Basically if he decides to grab you by the leg he can rip you in half....so im saying there is a chance his temperament doesn't escalate to the point where he wants to dismember you and he does retreat. But if he wants to....he will kill you

 

[jaypesoz]

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[doublemesh96]

6'3.5'' 190lbs

 

[ballahb]

6'3.5'' 190lbs

 

[lamekilla]

That muh ***** start biting than you'll realize you're in trouble OP

 

[dopeness]

 

[dman22193]

 

[nazdrowie]

post said pictures of hands...knuckles, cuticles, palms, fingers, and all and our resident hand experts shall decide

 

[the natural mystic]

First of all, the Silverback isn't going to box you. Second, he will run up on you with russel westbrook-like speed and closeline your head off.

 

[ballahb]

OP here's what we gonna do
they gonna fight
and you get winner
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[lamekilla]

nah fam! Did you see how fast them hands were?!

 

[doublemesh96]

OP here's what we gonna do
they gonna fight
and you get winner

notice how the gorilla is lunging foward wildly.

thats when i hit him with this

 

[Barbados Slim]

 
 one bee sting cant kill you. but 400 might.

Because bee stings have poison 

 

[doublemesh96]

nah fam! Did you see how fast them hands were?!

jesus christ did this dude just levitate down that hill on some crouching tiger hidden dragon 

 

[dopeness]

First of all, the Silverback isn't going to box you. Second, he will run up on you with russel westbrook-like speed and closeline your head off.

OP in 2 secs:

 

[jumpman247]

1. If your close enough to lay hands on it you're dead.
2. It will slam you side to side like Hulk did in the avengers.
3. You can try to dodge as much as you want but the wing span of a gorilla is nearly 10 feet.
4. It will kill you, or seriously injure you.
5. You should really think about this before you try this, like really think it through.
6. Maybe if you bribe it with Bananas, and I mean a lot many it will let you win, but I mean a lot of bananas bro.
7. You should really think about this bro, do not I repeat " DO NOT GO TO THE ZOO AND TRY THIS".

 

[Barbados Slim]

You know what OP? Go ahead. I think you can do it.

 

[jumpman247]

You know what OP? Go ahead. I think you can do it.

No man, do not!

 

[doublemesh96]

 
You know what OP? Go ahead. I think you can do it.

 

[datznasty]

8. If you disregard 7, film it both with a gopro on you and have an outsids observer.

If you need a zoo with barriers low enough that you could easily just get in animals' enclosure, go to Jackson Zoo in Mississippi. **** was hilarious. They got 2 foot barriers like people or animals can't just hop over it. I'm looking at lions and **** then realize this could end badly and just leave. Plus it is in the middle of the ghetto next to dilapidated homes on both sides