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So I am 30 years old and I'm going to throw a christmas party. I know everyone is like wow big whoop house party, everyone does it. Well not me guys, I'm 30 and I just recently broke up with my girlfriend of 3 years, I thought I was going to get married bros and she stright up dumped me. I've been trying to rebound, I went out with this girl the day after I broke up and I been having sexual intercourse with her for like 3 weeks. She hits me up yesterday and says she's pregnant and it's obviously not mine Dead serious this happened.
Guys I've been taking some of the most insain L's of my entire life, I mean I rejoined this site after who knows how many years I've been gone L.
So I thought long and hard about my life over a bottle of fireball last night and after watching this video
I thought I'd try to throw a holiday house party.
Now being a 30 year old man with a amazing job and a great income this shouldn't be hard. But being a 30 year old man that has no ladies aka yambs? in his roster I have no idea where to start.
I've invited a few of my boys and some cool co workers but, how do I get these women to come through when I have none in my roster?
How do I make this NOT a sasuage fest?
How do I not make the rest of this year an L
Why I am I putting this up here when I know you guys don't know.
FML
-Jacob
So I am 30 years old and I'm going to throw a christmas party. I know everyone is like wow big whoop house party, everyone does it. Well not me guys, I'm 30 and I just recently broke up with my girlfriend of 3 years, I thought I was going to get married bros and she stright up dumped me. I've been trying to rebound, I went out with this girl the day after I broke up and I been having sexual intercourse with her for like 3 weeks. She hits me up yesterday and says she's pregnant and it's obviously not mine Dead serious this happened.
Guys I've been taking some of the most insain L's of my entire life, I mean I rejoined this site after who knows how many years I've been gone L.
So I thought long and hard about my life over a bottle of fireball last night and after watching this video
I thought I'd try to throw a holiday house party.
Now being a 30 year old man with a amazing job and a great income this shouldn't be hard. But being a 30 year old man that has no ladies aka yambs? in his roster I have no idea where to start.
I've invited a few of my boys and some cool co workers but, how do I get these women to come through when I have none in my roster?
How do I make this NOT a sasuage fest?
How do I not make the rest of this year an L
Why I am I putting this up here when I know you guys don't know.
FML
-Jacob