Generic Boy problems thread Vol. probably the first

[knightngale]

simps are usually masochists so idk if being a @!#%@ will turn them off

dont you see all the posts about "my girl and i have a long distance relationship and she had sex with everyone but she is still a virgin and I loveher"

its just better to completely ignore

 

[atlien seeko]

Here we go... Simps basically are men who would rather go at getting women the easy way rather than actually working for her or risking the chance at herlosing intrest in him due to being himself. In my opinion, if it's in your nature to kiss a womans @#$ and open the door for her and do all that type ofstuff, dont change that for anything. Do you. But, if you're doing all this extra nonesense out of your character, then you're simping.

Simps are to women what easy girls are to guys. Now, from a males point of view, is an easy girl what you want to wife? No. You want her to put up achallenge so you know she's not a @$%! and... easy. Women want the same thing when it comes to finding someone to stay with. Now, if a woman is justlooking for a simp, or an easy guy, she'll use him until she's through, like how guys do easy women, and move on the the real man (man who is not asimp) for a relationship. Ladies, am I wrong?

 

[lex dlamonds]

Originally Posted by GrimlocK

Can someone explain what simping really is. I've been on this site a while but I never got a clear cut definition of what it was. Is it when guys are too emotional about stuff and don't act like real men, to try and work over girls with sympathy or something? Much appreciated.

sucka + pimp = simp

...kind of in the lines of "he thought he was doin' it"...

cup cakin' %$*!

Edit: Better yet...here's the urban dictionary version of it...

1.	simp	305 up, 45 down
	a guy who acts all tough like he doesn't care about his girlfriend around his friends but acts all whipped in front of his girlfriend. (to friends) Simp: Alicia's nothin to me. I don't even like her, man. I'm just playin her. (to Alicia) Simp: Baby girl, i love you. You're my everything. player whipped fake liars two-faced by abbyyy Oct 11, 2005 share this add comment
2.	simp	157 up, 64 down
	simp contains the root words sissy and pimp. a simp is a dude who is a sissy pimp usually has a gf so in a sense is pimpin' but is a *+!#!$ wuss becasue he is so sprung on some **$ hints the simp simpin' aint eassyyyyyy by Dirty q Apr 12, 2005 share this add comment
3.	simp	95 up, 16 down
	Guy that claims they are players/pimps. But when they are with a girl they spend their money on them, their time on them tell them they love em. But the $+%@* is playing them!! The Beltran Brothers are straight simps. Val be buying $%#!$!# cars, clothes, supporting these $%#!$!# while they kick it. $%#!$!# don't even have jobs. Simp %$* fool can't even afford a hair cut but $+%@* is rolling brand spanking new car. Marco be taking his ex wife on vacations. Trying to impress this $+%@* when this $+%@* has no love for him. These brothers are staights simps.. Using their kids as excuses to be simps!! simps. beltran brothers val marco beltran chumps by Pimp Daddy Roy Jul 17, 2006 share this add comment

 

[lb510]

Originally Posted by Uptempo kid

Older men ain't no better. They just been playing the game longer so they're better at

took the word right out of my mouth

 

[deletedelete]

Originally Posted by ATLien Seeko

Ladies, am I wrong?

no my dear, you are absolutely right

 

[antonlavey]

Originally Posted by ATLien Seeko

Here we go... Simps basically are men who would rather go at getting women the easy way rather than actually working for her or risking the chance at her losing intrest in him due to being himself. In my opinion, if it's in your nature to kiss a womans @#$ and open the door for her and do all that type of stuff, dont change that for anything. Do you. But, if you're doing all this extra nonesense out of your character, then you're simping.

Simps are to women what easy girls are to guys. Now, from a males point of view, is an easy girl what you want to wife? No. You want her to put up a challenge so you know she's not a @$%! and... easy. Women want the same thing when it comes to finding someone to stay with. Now, if a woman is just looking for a simp, or an easy guy, she'll use him until she's through, like how guys do easy women, and move on the the real man (man who is not a simp) for a relationship. Ladies, am I wrong?

Again, brings us back to the theme of deception in the dating game. I had a chick who I rly liked in college tell me she was avirgin just to get me to settle down with her and all this other nonsense so i cut it off. I come to find out later she was a %$%%% in high school. I wanna putthe least effort possible in getting a girl (by legal and ethical means

).

 

[daedalus kalais]

Hold up.
I'm hella young, and I'm still disturbed by this.
I open doors for chicks, I pull chairs, hell, I even go upstairs after chicks.
PAUSE. It's to catch a woman in the event that she may fall.
No pervertedness involved... most of the time. Damn short skirts...

Basically, I treat women like queens unless they show me they deserve otherwise.
I can do nearly everything in my house: cooking, cleaning, laundry, lawn, washing, what-the-heck-ever.

I tried to say HBD to thytkerjobs on an old thread and I was called a simp.
Does that really make me one?
If so, fine. So be it then.
But I'm not trying to get the business.
I'm trying to make you feel wanted while giving you respect you may or may not deserve.

 

[atlien seeko]

Originally Posted by SiMPLYDiMPLY

Originally Posted by ATLien Seeko

Ladies, am I wrong?

no my dear, you are absolutely right

Word.

 

[deletedelete]

Originally Posted by Daedalus Kalais

Hold up.
I'm hella young, and I'm still disturbed by this.
I open doors for chicks, I pull chairs, hell, I even go upstairs after chicks.
PAUSE. It's to catch a woman in the event that she may fall.
No pervertedness involved... most of the time. Damn short skirts...

Basically, I treat women like queens unless they show me they deserve otherwise.
I can do nearly everything in my house: cooking, cleaning, laundry, lawn, washing, what-the-heck-ever.

I tried to say HBD to thytkerjobs on an old thread and I was called a simp.
Does that really make me one?
If so, fine. So be it then.
But I'm not trying to get the business.
I'm trying to make you feel wanted while giving you respect you may or may not deserve.

no pumpkin if you are really like that it's cool... please see: atliens original post.

 

[antonlavey]

Originally Posted by Daedalus Kalais

Hold up.
I'm hella young, and I'm still disturbed by this.
I open doors for chicks, I pull chairs, hell, I even go upstairs after chicks.
PAUSE. It's to catch a woman in the event that she may fall.
No pervertedness involved... most of the time. Damn short skirts...

Basically, I treat women like queens unless they show me they deserve otherwise.
I can do nearly everything in my house: cooking, cleaning, laundry, lawn, washing, what-the-heck-ever.

I tried to say HBD to thytkerjobs on an old thread and I was called a simp.
Does that really make me one?
If so, fine. So be it then.
But I'm not trying to get the business.
I'm trying to make you feel wanted while giving you respect you may or may not deserve.

It's called chivalry.....not necessarily simping. I do a few of said things for all women, with the exception of anything that may cost moneyand laundry

. I love to cook and clean so I wouldn't mind thateither. My mom raised me to hold doors for women and pull out chairs and what not.

 

[daedalus kalais]

That's right!
Chivalry won't die until I do.

Thanks simply. And for what it's worth, from the last pic I saw of you, I thought you were pretty

.
Maybe a bit much on my part, but I'm not ashamed.

 

[antonlavey]

Originally Posted by Daedalus Kalais

That's right!
Chivalry won't die until I do.

Thanks simply. And for what it's worth, from the last pic I saw of you, I thought you were pretty

.
Maybe a bit much on my part, but I'm not ashamed.

SIMP

 

[lex dlamonds]

^^ Aww, that's cute......simp.

 

[atlien seeko]

no pumpkin if you are really like that it's cool... please see: atliens original post.
I love when girls talk like that, calling me pumpkin or honey.

It makes the reply that much more personal or whatever. Cool.

 

[mccheesy]

Originally Posted by CWrite78

Originally Posted by sn00pee

Originally Posted by SiMPLYDiMPLY

i suppose you're right, but it has to be genuine... guys being too soft is a real turnoff (

)

and then i am a #@%*@ to them to try to get them to leave me alone, and they love it and won't leave me alone

do *****y females turn you on?????

i love it. resistence only makes me harder.

spoken like a true rapist.

"Don't make this rape look like a murder"

 

[13saldana13]

As I have become older I have realized that a large amount of males are simps. I don't have a myspace, but when I'm with friends and they're goingthrough girls myspace's I always read corny comments by simps. All I do is

and SMH, especially when it's someone I know.

Or when girls show me their phones, there's always a handful of guys sending them pictures

and sending them corny messages. They try to hard to get these girls to likethem and their lack of self-awareness is pathetic. They don't realize the girls just laugh and sometimes are even creeped out by them. Just the other nightthis girl was showing me her phone and she was like, "look at this creeper, he wont stop texting and last night he sent me this pic". She also showedme a pic of this guy I know showing of his body to her (she never asked for the pic) and she thought he was lame.

I mean it's cool to give a girl a compliment once in a while and the whole chivalry thing, but to see men kissing up to girls is just

to me. What makes it worse is that they don't suck up and act like that infront of others, they try to act tough and like they don't care about the girls. Some probably don't care,but they think that it'll ( kissing !!%)get them some.

 

[kaycurrency]

70% of NT are simps...You think A guy that waits in line for 3 days for a pair of shoes doesnt have to lie to get some play from a female?...RIGHT

 

[p mac one]

The ##+* does simpin mean anyways?

If my girl looks like crap I'm still gonna tell her she looks beautiful.

Simpin FTW

 

[lurkin2long]

find you an Alpha Male

 

[blackmagnus514]

Me and my female friend were bored one day...so we were on her myspace inbox page. The stuff I seen from cats...smh @ what the game's come to. Granted,I'm not the poster boy for being chivalrous, but these cats take () worship to a new level.

Got a lotta these chicks gassed up like they weren't already.

 

[sylvestermcgrizzly]

....a lot of dudes try to get get over...it works cuz in general women either aren't hip to the G or it feeds their ego or lack their of...

 

[snaggykicks]

Who cares about females feelings if they aint giving it up they are a waste of space /thread

 

[chicagos finest 23]

90% of guy throw themselfs at girls like 5$ dolla Hookers. Guys don't understand that girls have to deal with guys all in their face everyday trying toholla and you are nothing new. Girls like a challange. Treat a girl like crap sometimes. If your girl asks you "how do I look in this" be like youlook ok. Don't be gassing her 24/7. Sometimes u have to Burst their Bubble. There has to be a balance, don't always complement a girl also point outher flaws. Keep her feet in the Grown.

 

[eye see soles]

Simping is boy's way to get in your draws.

 

[y0ung j33zy]

Originally Posted by Chicagos Finest 23

90% of guy throw themselfs at girls like 5$ dolla Hookers. Guys don't understand that girls have to deal with guys all in their face everyday trying to holla and you are nothing new. Girls like a challange. Treat a girl like crap sometimes. If your girl asks you "how do I look in this" be like you look ok. Don't be gassing her 24/7. Sometimes u have to Burst their Bubble. There has to be a balance, don't always complement a girl also point out her flaws. Keep her feet in the Grown.

word, i started treating complete dime peices like regulars b/c they're used to guys being all over them. I just let it known that my time isworth way more than theirs