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Originally Posted by Elpablo21
Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that’s where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and $#!%.
Originally Posted by IHeartBoost
Originally Posted by ninjahood
*AHEM*Originally Posted by mondaynightraw
Let's be serious...
let's really be serious. your paying MORE for a slower car....
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#FAIL for you sir
Doesn't matter, da Shelby has 134903hp, 5390574trq and goes for 12k fam and in 30 years da car will actually gain value and be priced at 14k.
Originally Posted by Elpablo21
Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that’s where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and $#!%.
That #!$% was just out of left field in that thread.Originally Posted by illmatic34
Originally Posted by Elpablo21
Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that’s where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and $#!%.
Originally Posted by Nash
That story about how the dude walked in on his girl giving some dude head, at which point he dropped to his knees and the dude said something like "my sperm on your girls face looks better than your son" and they started fighting.
Originally Posted by StonedFace
Originally Posted by Nash
That story about how the dude walked in on his girl giving some dude head, at which point he dropped to his knees and the dude said something like "my sperm on your girls face looks better than your son" and they started fighting.
that story had me in tears
That #!$% was just out of left field in that thread.Originally Posted by illmatic34
Originally Posted by Elpablo21
Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you
found out that’s where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a
murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the
door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into
Venetian doors and $#!%.
Originally Posted by CaponeCartels
Originally Posted by StonedFace
Originally Posted by Nash
That story about how the dude walked in on his girl giving some dude head, at which point he dropped to his knees and the dude said something like "my sperm on your girls face looks better than your son" and they started fighting.
that story had me in tears
real talk its not funny when it happen to you.......last month me and my baby momma got back together so one day i wanna take her and my baby out so I call her and she didnt answer so i called her 10 more times and she still didnt answer so I went to her crib and her car was parked outside her house and it was another car a 1988 cutlass on 22 inch blocks so I knock on the door and no one came to the door but she left the door open so I just walked in so when i walk upstairs I hear a dude moaning so I open the door and i see my baby momma sucking dude up they both butt naked so i drop to my knees in shock and then he nutted on my baby momma face while im sitting right there and then he told me my kids on your baby momma face and they look better then your son so me and him started fighting and after i beat his #+% he got his gun so i dipped
Originally Posted by bruce negro
If we can list threads, I'd say the first Air Her Out thread and the first or second Embarrassing Sexual Encounters thread. Tears were had.
Originally Posted by RustyShackleford
Can't remember the exact quote but it went along the lines of "I'm gonna punch you square in your chest, make your shoulders clap together"
Originally Posted by RaWeX05
KSteezy and Diego...the softest tag team since Goldust and Luna Vachon.