FOOD THREAD VOL. GRUB LIFE

[deusavertat]

I banned my wife From driving my new car to work cause she was leaving food trash everywhere on her lunch breaks

 

[tay1]

I can eat a whole Jamaican meal - jerk chicken and cabbage with chop sticks while driving with my knees.

Y’all don’t know how to not make a mess while driving...Thought eating properly at the dining table could to translate to being able to eat properly anywhere including driving.

Crumbs *** eaters

LA drivers are different bruh. Making a left turn is an adventure in itself.

 

[mplsdunk]

My wife’s car used to be gross as hell. Then she got a new one. We’ll see how long it lasts...

 

[Hunnynutcheerios]

I can eat a whole Jamaican meal - jerk chicken and cabbage with chop sticks while driving with my knees.

Y’all don’t know how to not make a mess while driving...Thought eating properly at the dining table could to translate to being able to eat properly anywhere including driving.

Crumbs *** eaters

Can you apply ketchup also ketchup king?

 

[Grine]

Can you apply ketchup also ketchup king?

Yeap - sauce and mix it too.

 

[Grine]

You wouldn't throw a pattie in there though.

The place I go patties sucks.

 

[Grine]

My daughter wanted BBQ.

And I did bulgogi bowl (extra large) -

Base: Salad
Protein: Bullgogi Beef, Spicy Korean Chicken
Toppings: Spinach, Bean Sprouts, Spicy Pickled Radish, Red Onions, Green Onions, Seaweed Salad, Masago, Avocado
Sauce: Bullgogi Teriyaki

 

[Mark Antony]

Nah

My wife’s car used to be gross as hell. Then she got a new one. We’ll see how long it lasts...

Kinda funny in my experience women will more likely have the cluttered car, but once you step inside the house they are strict as hell with it.

 

[mplsdunk]

Don’t just throw those 22 pillows back on the bed. You better organize them.

foh I’m tossing them straight on the floor where they belong.

 

[tay1]

Nah

Kinda funny in my experience women will more likely have the cluttered car, but once you step inside the house they are strict as hell with it.

Unless she got the mattress on the floor.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

The place I go patties sucks.

Nah, I'm saying you can eat "spotlessly" in a car while eating a pattie.

Don’t just throw those 22 pillows back on the bed. You better organize them.

foh I’m tossing them straight on the floor where they belong.

Don't
Get
ME
STARTED

 

[Mark Antony]

Unless she got the mattress on the floor.

Oh those don't count.

 

[Mark Antony]

Don’t just throw those 22 pillows back on the bed. You better organize them.

foh I’m tossing them straight on the floor where they belong.

Come home dead tired and fall asleep on the couch with your work clothes see what happens.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Nah, take those "outside clothes" off when you set foot in the house.

 

[mplsdunk]

Man, I just started making a mockery of the damn decorative pillows. She comes home to a pillow penis on the bed or a frowny face.

if I gotta pick them up I’m decorating how I feel.

 

[mplsdunk]

Tbh I leave my work clothes at work because I’m mad musty and covered in diesel when I leave. I take a New Jersey shower before I even get in my whip.

 

[illphillip]

Post workout
Jerk chicken hash, cheese grits, eggs.
Sallys BK.

 

[Grine]

Nah, I'm saying you can eat "spotlessly" in a car while eating a pattie.

Yeah I know...I mastered the art of eating Popeyes chicken and Po’boys without crumbs everywhere.

Patties should be a breeze.

 

[fargin]

If there are only two teams and one of the teams are Team Eggnog, I'm on the other team.

 

[ahat]

If there are only two teams and one of the teams are Team Eggnog, I'm on the other team.

Surprising sice 85% of your meals consist of egg

 

[Mark Antony]

Yeah I know...I mastered the art of eating Popeyes chicken and Po’boys without crumbs everywhere.

Patties should be a breeze.

You keep it in the bag it shouldn't be too bad.

 

[fargin]

Surprising sice 85% of your meals consist of egg

Cooked tho

 

[Mark Antony]

Wait y'all think the egg in eggnog is raw? No wonder. There's no way you could taste an actual good one with some alcohol and be like nah, same with coquito. There are plenty bad ones though.

 

[mplsdunk]

Ok so there is egg. But what is “nog”?

 

[akajae]

Never had eggnog before