Favorite Lines from the Office?

[theta]

"Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family.
Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family."
-Michael Scott


"your dentist's name is Crentist..?"

 

[theta]

"Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family.
Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family."
-Michael Scott


"your dentist's name is Crentist..?"

 

[wearinthefourfive]

Tell me why I just start laughing at random parts of the day, thinking about random Office lines. I can't seem to think of one off top though.

 

[wearinthefourfive]

Tell me why I just start laughing at random parts of the day, thinking about random Office lines. I can't seem to think of one off top though.

 

[an dee 51o]

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

 

[an dee 51o]

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

 

[bastitch]

"I don't walk into your house and steal your Hello Kitty backpack."

There's really nothing that comes close to that single line IMO.

 

[bastitch]

"I don't walk into your house and steal your Hello Kitty backpack."

There's really nothing that comes close to that single line IMO.

 

[Master Zik]

"Did I stutter?"

 

[Master Zik]

"Did I stutter?"

 

[emnabtnacesorj]

"Thats what she said"

 

[emnabtnacesorj]

"Thats what she said"

 

[deletedelete]

"i feel weak today. i felt much stronger yesterday. like benjamin button in reverse"- michael

"dont call me a hero. do you know who the real heroes are? the guys who wake up every morning and go into their normal jobs, and get a distress call from the commissioner, and take off their glasses and change into capes. and fly around fighting crime. those are the real heroes. " dwight


"break me off a piece of that fancy feast" andy

 

[deletedelete]

"i feel weak today. i felt much stronger yesterday. like benjamin button in reverse"- michael

"dont call me a hero. do you know who the real heroes are? the guys who wake up every morning and go into their normal jobs, and get a distress call from the commissioner, and take off their glasses and change into capes. and fly around fighting crime. those are the real heroes. " dwight


"break me off a piece of that fancy feast" andy

 

[youngmoney]

not a line but when michael throws the football at pam...he does a spin move and is like PAM!!!!!! cut to opening

 

[youngmoney]

not a line but when michael throws the football at pam...he does a spin move and is like PAM!!!!!! cut to opening

 

[starzinoureyes]

"That's what she said."


Too easy

 

[noskey]

Not a line, but one of my favorite scene is when the office was practicing CPR on the dummy, and Dwight ends up recreating Silence of the Lambs. The entire thing was hilarious.

 

[noskey]

Not a line, but one of my favorite scene is when the office was practicing CPR on the dummy, and Dwight ends up recreating Silence of the Lambs. The entire thing was hilarious.

 

[starzinoureyes]

"That's what she said."


Too easy

 

[jaypesoz]

when Ryan was filling in for Pam

Jim's been looking at me, kind of, alot all week
I would be creeped out by it, but it's nothing compared to the way Michael looks at me
*cue to Michael looking thru the blinds*

probably my favorite opening scene of all time

 

[jaypesoz]

when Ryan was filling in for Pam

Jim's been looking at me, kind of, alot all week
I would be creeped out by it, but it's nothing compared to the way Michael looks at me
*cue to Michael looking thru the blinds*

probably my favorite opening scene of all time

 

[chineyroyal]

Originally Posted by Theta

"Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family.
Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family."
-Michael Scott

 

[chineyroyal]

Originally Posted by Theta

"Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family.
Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family."
-Michael Scott

 

[airjordan jb23]

"A guy went to a $5 !!%%*+ & spent the night with her. The next day he finds out he has crabs. He goes back to the !!%%*+ to complain. She then replies: You only paid $5, what did you expect? Lobster?"
-Michaels joke.

"I am now chopping Phyllis' head of with a chainsaw!"
-Andy

*Dead bird in Michael Office... Creed: "Hey guys, someone making soup?"

Way To many to name.

Im always laughing at differnt points of the day thinking about the office.