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Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench

Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun tohave sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck andcould not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him.

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When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended uphaving to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

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4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.

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Lets just say this is probably one bad date that Xing will never forget.
 
Funny stuff. Park bench though? China should bring back the porn sites if it leads to these type of things.
 
I would use a penis size joke relative to the size of the holes in the bench but i know alot of people will get butt hurt so i aint even gonna say nothin
 
Originally Posted by GMSboy1


Funny stuff. Park bench though? China should bring back the porn sites if it leads to these type of things.
see, i told you guys there would be terrible consequences to banning porn.

i wouldve raped women (
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), this guy chose to rape a park bench (
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)
 
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