-Embarrassing Pleasures- Vol #DontJudgeMe

[unkletomcruze]

Originally Posted by brettTHEjett

Originally Posted by UnkleTomCruze

Originally Posted by KayCurrency

Gillette razor around the pelvic portion and trimmers around the balls....I'd never take a razor around my balls

I have...it's the only way to shave one's balls where I'm from (Sparta)...

...

No really though, I only use razors. Can't really describe the process, (because I honestly don't have the words and also because that just be weird...

), but simply stated, you gotta be smooth and delicate wit it...i'll just leave it at that...

It helps a lot if you douse the homies in baby powder, though. I've never ever shaved the-land-down-under without first applying baby powder.


...

Smooth shaven balls > 
Hot water in the shower to loosen the skin 

Spread it like you do on your cheek for face shaving 

After shave 

"Hot water in the shower to loosen the skin"...

...i've seriously never actually considered that before.

My routine is shave first, then shower after--that way, the water can effectively wash away those bits of hair and dead skin cells that I missed during the after shave clean-up.

Originally Posted by Ginzo

Baby powder you say? I usually wipe it down with shaving cream. I need to figure out how to get a much smoother shave without the itching.
pause

I see y'all aint up on that baby powder huh?...

Baby power, like all powder, absorbs moisture. So by applying it first, I essentially make it easier to get at the hair AND dead skin cells.

Think about it. What's more difficult, shaving hair/skin that is wet or moist (shaving cream), or one that is completely dry (baby powder)?

To me, baby powder makes the process easier and cleaner. Like I said, I'm not targeting only the hair--I'm cleaning away dead skin cells as well, a task that is significantly easier to accomplish when you make the area dry.

Why you think mothers worldwide apply baby powder to the bottoms/crotch regions of the infants? It establishes a clean and healthy "area"...

Originally Posted by mondaynightraw

@ a razor to the sack

Never would i do such a thing

...no one said it was simple. You still gotta careful.

I think I've probably only nicked myself once or twice in all the years that I've been shaving (10 plus years).

And this is also another way the baby powder helps--it absorbs (cause as previously mentioned, powder is absorbent) any blood in the event you happen to nick yourself. Thus making the clean up all the more easier, yet again.

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[unkletomcruze]

Originally Posted by brettTHEjett

Originally Posted by UnkleTomCruze

Originally Posted by KayCurrency

Gillette razor around the pelvic portion and trimmers around the balls....I'd never take a razor around my balls

I have...it's the only way to shave one's balls where I'm from (Sparta)...

...

No really though, I only use razors. Can't really describe the process, (because I honestly don't have the words and also because that just be weird...

), but simply stated, you gotta be smooth and delicate wit it...i'll just leave it at that...

It helps a lot if you douse the homies in baby powder, though. I've never ever shaved the-land-down-under without first applying baby powder.


...

Smooth shaven balls > 
Hot water in the shower to loosen the skin 

Spread it like you do on your cheek for face shaving 

After shave 

"Hot water in the shower to loosen the skin"...

...i've seriously never actually considered that before.

My routine is shave first, then shower after--that way, the water can effectively wash away those bits of hair and dead skin cells that I missed during the after shave clean-up.

Originally Posted by Ginzo

Baby powder you say? I usually wipe it down with shaving cream. I need to figure out how to get a much smoother shave without the itching.
pause

I see y'all aint up on that baby powder huh?...

Baby power, like all powder, absorbs moisture. So by applying it first, I essentially make it easier to get at the hair AND dead skin cells.

Think about it. What's more difficult, shaving hair/skin that is wet or moist (shaving cream), or one that is completely dry (baby powder)?

To me, baby powder makes the process easier and cleaner. Like I said, I'm not targeting only the hair--I'm cleaning away dead skin cells as well, a task that is significantly easier to accomplish when you make the area dry.

Why you think mothers worldwide apply baby powder to the bottoms/crotch regions of the infants? It establishes a clean and healthy "area"...

Originally Posted by mondaynightraw

@ a razor to the sack

Never would i do such a thing

...no one said it was simple. You still gotta careful.

I think I've probably only nicked myself once or twice in all the years that I've been shaving (10 plus years).

And this is also another way the baby powder helps--it absorbs (cause as previously mentioned, powder is absorbent) any blood in the event you happen to nick yourself. Thus making the clean up all the more easier, yet again.

...

...

 

[krazy88s]

Dudes slicing and scraping their scrotums. Some ol' BME pain olympics stuff

 

[krazy88s]

Dudes slicing and scraping their scrotums. Some ol' BME pain olympics stuff

 

[dame theory]

Seriously, you have to pull the skin TIGHT to get an effective shave.

Ya'll sleeping on the manscaping though.


EDIT: I've never tried this but has anyone heard of this/willing to use it?

Finally, someone addresses the problem of the sweaty sack with innovation and 21st century thinking. Fresh Balls, it’s science for your nuts.

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There’s no delicate way to put this. As men, we have balls and our balls sweat. We’re not proud of it, we wish it didn’t happen, but that’s part of the package. Truthfully, it wouldn’t even be such a bad thing if it weren’t for girls. Playing some b-ball or working out at the gym, our balls get sweaty and it’s not a big deal. At least not until we’re in the elevator with a beautiful blonde and there is that unmistakable stank of balls permeating the area.

Or worse yet, perhaps our blazing dance moves have secured us an escort home, the kind of girl you have to snap a photo of to prove she exists to your friends. Problem being, of course, that cutting the rug makes your nuts sweat. And sweaty nuts are gross to girls. There is perhaps no easier way, aside from being unshowered and dirt poor, to get a girl to leave your home than by busting out a sweaty sack.

Enter Fresh Balls, the only solution specifically designed to take the nasty and the sweaty out of “nasty sweaty balls.

 

[dame theory]

Seriously, you have to pull the skin TIGHT to get an effective shave.

Ya'll sleeping on the manscaping though.


EDIT: I've never tried this but has anyone heard of this/willing to use it?

Finally, someone addresses the problem of the sweaty sack with innovation and 21st century thinking. Fresh Balls, it’s science for your nuts.

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There’s no delicate way to put this. As men, we have balls and our balls sweat. We’re not proud of it, we wish it didn’t happen, but that’s part of the package. Truthfully, it wouldn’t even be such a bad thing if it weren’t for girls. Playing some b-ball or working out at the gym, our balls get sweaty and it’s not a big deal. At least not until we’re in the elevator with a beautiful blonde and there is that unmistakable stank of balls permeating the area.

Or worse yet, perhaps our blazing dance moves have secured us an escort home, the kind of girl you have to snap a photo of to prove she exists to your friends. Problem being, of course, that cutting the rug makes your nuts sweat. And sweaty nuts are gross to girls. There is perhaps no easier way, aside from being unshowered and dirt poor, to get a girl to leave your home than by busting out a sweaty sack.

Enter Fresh Balls, the only solution specifically designed to take the nasty and the sweaty out of “nasty sweaty balls.

 

[xx legod xx]

I think I just learned how to effectively shave my balls from this thread.

 

[xx legod xx]

I think I just learned how to effectively shave my balls from this thread.

 

[ginzo]

UnkleTomCruze wrote:

Think about it. What's more difficult, shaving hair/skin that is wet or moist (shaving cream), or one that is completely dry (baby powder)?

Originally Posted by krazy88s

Dudes slicing and scraping their scrotums. Some ol' BME pain olympics stuff

Hold your horses brah, it ain't even like that.
I do it because it feels better without having a lion mane down there and I hate pubic hair.
http://ginzo.niketalk.yuku.com/photos/next/pid/862107

Originally Posted by Durden7

How is shaving something dry easier than something that is wet?

PAUSE
From my experience shaving while the buds are wet is pretty annoying because you have to shave then wash off the hair then reapply shaving cream so on and so on. Because it's hard to get a clean shave with all that shaving cream/water.

 

[ginzo]

UnkleTomCruze wrote:

Think about it. What's more difficult, shaving hair/skin that is wet or moist (shaving cream), or one that is completely dry (baby powder)?

Originally Posted by krazy88s

Dudes slicing and scraping their scrotums. Some ol' BME pain olympics stuff

Hold your horses brah, it ain't even like that.
I do it because it feels better without having a lion mane down there and I hate pubic hair.
http://ginzo.niketalk.yuku.com/photos/next/pid/862107

Originally Posted by Durden7

How is shaving something dry easier than something that is wet?

PAUSE
From my experience shaving while the buds are wet is pretty annoying because you have to shave then wash off the hair then reapply shaving cream so on and so on. Because it's hard to get a clean shave with all that shaving cream/water.

 

[durden7]

How is shaving something dry easier than something that is wet?

 

[durden7]

How is shaving something dry easier than something that is wet?

 

[ins]

Today i learned how to shave my junk.

 

[ins]

Today i learned how to shave my junk.

 

[moe fab uafa]

at this thread
i used to shave my junk in like high school but now i just trim it (a #2 on my clippers then alcohol to clean them)
i drop a deuce in the nude too
i rap in the mirror all the time
i also stage my own interviews in my head
whenever i scratch my balls i take a whiff

 

[moe fab uafa]

at this thread
i used to shave my junk in like high school but now i just trim it (a #2 on my clippers then alcohol to clean them)
i drop a deuce in the nude too
i rap in the mirror all the time
i also stage my own interviews in my head
whenever i scratch my balls i take a whiff

 

[mr jordan04]

Originally Posted by nighthawk9421

Originally Posted by BigDirty978


I get naked when I do the number 2

I used to do this as a 12 year old, my grandma thought i was really weird walking out the bathroom without my shirt on.

  

 

[mr jordan04]

Originally Posted by nighthawk9421

Originally Posted by BigDirty978


I get naked when I do the number 2

I used to do this as a 12 year old, my grandma thought i was really weird walking out the bathroom without my shirt on.

  

 

[cronicmolemolereturns]

Originally Posted by MOE FAB UAFA

 
 shave my junk  but now i just trim it (a #2 on my clippers then alcohol to clean them)
 

this either a number 2 or a number one then I shape up my pubes with the adis t-liner

 

[cronicmolemolereturns]

Originally Posted by MOE FAB UAFA

 
 shave my junk  but now i just trim it (a #2 on my clippers then alcohol to clean them)
 

this either a number 2 or a number one then I shape up my pubes with the adis t-liner

 

[cobra kai]

Originally Posted by MJ All Day45

Originally Posted by Galvelocity

I talk to my hedgehog ALL THE TIME. I used to talk to myself a lot but now I've split it up so that half the time, I'm addressing him. My roommates always wonder how I got someone in my room without them seeing but really it's just me talking to Sandslash. He seems to listen though, so I like doing it.

Gangsta name.

what's a hedgehog?

 

[cwrite78]

Originally Posted by wheredeydothatat

sitting down to pee and poo at the same time 

wait, people first pee standing up and then sit down to crap? that's just weird. i do both sitting down if i know im going to crap.

 

[cwrite78]

Originally Posted by wheredeydothatat

sitting down to pee and poo at the same time 

wait, people first pee standing up and then sit down to crap? that's just weird. i do both sitting down if i know im going to crap.

 

[cobra kai]

Originally Posted by MJ All Day45

Originally Posted by Galvelocity

I talk to my hedgehog ALL THE TIME. I used to talk to myself a lot but now I've split it up so that half the time, I'm addressing him. My roommates always wonder how I got someone in my room without them seeing but really it's just me talking to Sandslash. He seems to listen though, so I like doing it.

Gangsta name.

what's a hedgehog?

 

[bijald0331]

^Could be described as an animal but I prefer the term hero. Usually blue or red. Blue ones are the coolest though.