DUMB Things You've Seen or Heard Vol. Damn, Are People THAT Dumb?

[hellaones]

My cousin found his SNES the other day and we we're playing some old wrestling game.

Cuzo: how do you run?
Me: Y
Cuzo: because I want to know
Me: Y
Cuzo: because I want to know
Me: press Y
Cuzo: stop being such a %#!* and just tell me

Me: *points down at the Y button*
Cuzo: oh

Me:

 

[throwedindagame]

Another one from a phone convo with my Ex a while ago

Ex: I'm not getting cable on my TV
Me: Ok, try re-inserting the cable to your TV
Ex: What cable?
Me: The cable you use to watch cable TV
Ex: You need a cable for this?
Me: *faceplam*

 

[Bonafide]

Originally Posted by COOLnificent

My cousin took 2 girls to the movies (He Didn't Smash)

Cuz - I got $21, how much for a ticket?
Me - $8
Cuz - Oh I'm good then.
Me -

Nah he was going to let them watch the movie while he waits outside

 

[israel5ekla]

My co-worker told me one night:

Man buys item, pays $20 cash and rest with debit...Then asks to get $20 cash back from his ATM.

My co-worker was just "

" and handed back his $20.


As dumb as that sounds it makes sense.
Some banks make you have a certain number of debit/credit transaction amounts each month to waive small fees, he was prolly tryna do that.

 

[dathbgboy]

Originally Posted by 35KD

Kobe is better than LeBron and MJ

 

[aballin23]

my neighbor: ey what day is christmas this year?
me: i think its a friday, why?
him: no no like whats the date?
me: wow..

he says he was joking so i asked him..
me: so if you're joking, what day is New Years EVE?
him: duh, it's the 1st

 

[buscape]

Friend: I have arthritis in my knees
Me: Oh shoot, what you gonna do?
Friend: Probably getting chemotherapy
Me:

Friend: What... is it expensive?
Me:

 

[scotthallwithapick]

Originally Posted by Luong1209

My co-worker told me one night:

Man buys item, pays $20 cash and rest with debit...Then asks to get $20 cash back from his ATM.

My co-worker was just "

" and handed back his $20.

 

[scotthallwithapick]

Originally Posted by AG 47

Originally Posted by Luong1209

My co-worker told me one night:

Man buys item, pays $20 cash and rest with debit...Then asks to get $20 cash back from his ATM.

My co-worker was just "

" and handed back his $20.

Waaaaait, maybe I'm dense, but yall effed that one up.

Let's say what he bought was $25. He put down a $20 bill and $5 on his card.
He asks for $20 in cashback and you hand him his $20 back. So he got to keep
his $20 and what he bought for only $5?

No they just charged whatever he bought on his card and just let him keep his 20. No use in going through all th hooploah for the same result.

If it was $25 why take his $20 making his total $5 then charge 5 on his card plus the extra 20 making his debit total 25 just to hand him back the same damn 20he gave them

 

[scotthallwithapick]

Originally Posted by imINchucks5

i called my friend one time and instead of saying "whats good?"....he answered "whats really better though??" .....

hahahahaahhaa im using that

 

[freshhh]

Originally Posted by ISRAEL5EKLA

My co-worker told me one night:

Man buys item, pays $20 cash and rest with debit...Then asks to get $20 cash back from his ATM.

My co-worker was just "

" and handed back his $20.

As dumb as that sounds it makes sense.
Some banks make you have a certain number of debit/credit transaction amounts each month to waive small fees, he was prolly tryna do that.


ok what? well what he did was 1 transaction. and if he paid all debit instead of cash too, thats still only one transaction.

 

[Deleted member 38182]

Originally Posted by Buscape

Friend: I have arthritis in my knees
Me: Oh shoot, what you gonna do?
Friend: Probably getting chemotherapy
Me:

Friend: What... is it expensive?
Me:

Whaaaaaaaaaaat

 

[pravokal]

Friend:Man my computer screen froze,the only thing that moves is the mouse.
Me:I'm not really a computer expert but try restarting it.
Friend:The whole thing?
Me:

......
Friend:Hello?

 

[essential1]

Originally Posted by ape

Originally Posted by Essential1

Originally Posted by AG 47

Originally Posted by Luong1209

My co-worker told me one night:

Man buys item, pays $20 cash and rest with debit...Then asks to get $20 cash back from his ATM.

My co-worker was just "

" and handed back his $20.

Waaaaait, maybe I'm dense, but yall effed that one up.

Let's say what he bought was $25. He put down a $20 bill and $5 on his card.
He asks for $20 in cashback and you hand him his $20 back. So he got to keep
his $20 and what he bought for only $5?

They get the money back from the bank..

When you do something debit it asks for cashback... If you hit yes and you get cash back it is like a withdrawal of w/e amount ($20 in this case) So really he did pay $25...

Paid $20 in cash so he is -20... $5 on debit so he is -5 on his card.. And then took $20 out on cash back from his card linked to his account.. No one loses money. Except the guy spending $25.

you realize, the stupid part was not that anyone lost money, but that he bothered to give 20 dollars and "pay the rest on his card". since he asked for 20 dollars cash back, he could have just paid the whole thing with his card, and kept his 20. its a redundant action

yeah I know...

 

[flipnkraut]

Broad: My macbook wont turn on, I hit the power button and nothing happens
me: have you plugged in your charger?
broad: what charger?
me: the charger that came with your computer when you bought it
broad: what? why would i need to plug in a charger, its wireless.

 

[stephenhatking]

Originally Posted by FlipnKraut

 

[extraordinary swag]

Originally Posted by FlipnKraut

Broad: My macbook wont turn on, I hit the power button and nothing happens
me: have you plugged in your charger?
broad: what charger?
me: the charger that came with your computer when you bought it
broad: what? why would i need to plug in a charger, its wireless.

My neighbor is the same way. Here's a convo Ihad trying to explain a wireless network to her

Her: Down the road, I want to get rid of myhome computer and get a labtop. I want a labtop that I can take with me anywhere and get internet. How does this work. Who do I get the internet/e-mail fromfor the labtop. Can you relate to me step by step how I go about doing this?

Me: As long as it is a wireless laptop, you CAN get Internetanywhere there are wireless networks available. But most people have passwords on their wireless signals so it's not guaranteed. Laptops are the same asyour home computer, you'll still have Internet Explorer and you can access your email the same way you do now. There is no difference between a laptop andyour home computer except for the fact that you can take it with you.

Her: But what equipment do I need with that,if it is wireless. What do you mean by wireless networks?

Me: You don't need equipment; it's already built in thelaptop. Wireless networks are what you have to connect to to use the Internet. Your computer at home is connected to the internet through the modem; a wirelesslaptop gets the Internet without connecting any wires, that's why it's called WIRE-LESS. An example is people who use their laptops at Starbucks, theyhave to connect to Starbucks own wireless network to use the Internet while they are there.

Her: So I can go anywhere and plug it in and it will work!

Me:

(stopped responding tothe emails at this point)

 

[Betonblck]

Originally Posted by a55a5in11

if deezys payin lebron im payin dwane wade

QFT

I thought it was "If Deezy's payin Lebron, I'm paying Dwayne Wade" meaning if Donnie Walsh (Knicks) signs Lebron during the 2010 off season, then Jay-Z (Nets) is gonna sign Dwayne Wade

 

[here 4 tha kickz]

At the Apple store. 2 girls walk in chatting it up and grab the first employee they see. No lie, one of them said "You guys sell macs here, right?"

 

[cbello03]

At work we talked about occurrences: So this girl stands up and ask "So if you get two half occurrences does that equal one whole occurrence" SMH myboss couldnt believe it.lolol

 

[carlos tevez]

I was at my school gym last year and I over-heard these 2 blondes talking.

Blonde #1: Where is Tokyo?
Blonde #2: Isn't that in China?
Blonde #1: I want to go there.

Had me doing the Stewie 360 degree neck turn.

 

[snaggykicks]

lol

 

[bulldg2686]

My brother, 2 friends of mine and I are hanging out.. My boy starts talking about how nice his shades are

Boy#1- My shades are tight
Brother- Mine are way better brb.(Goes upstairs and comes down wearing imax 3d glasses he got from the movies for avatar)
Everyone- $!!?
Brother- Oh my god..... Everything is in 3D its so cool.
Boy #2- REALLY?
Me- Did you really just ask him if everything is in 3D. SMH

 

[MON5T3R]

This old lady is trying to make a color copy of a picture at my job.


Lady: I need help the picture wont come out in color.
*I go over look at the printer and see that the settings are right then I open the printer and see that the picture is black and white*
Me: Um, if the picture is black and white originally it cant come out in color.
Lady: Why not? I pressed color on the printer.
Me:

 

[westcoastsfinest]

Originally Posted by Dathbgboy

Originally Posted by 35KD

Kobe is better than LeBron and MJ

this...saying kobe is better than Lebron isnt dumb thats a debatable but kobe better than mj i hate that...cause mj is lightyears ahead of kobe

speaking of which...this has to be the dumbest thing

mYToAsterspeak wrote:

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Well well well, what do we have here, Mr. Laker himself saying Bron better than Kobe. Players in the league now saying Kobe better than Bron is the equivalent of kids today saying soulja boy better than B.I.G. On that note Bron at age 24, better than Kobe at 24 = Bron at 32 better than Kobe at 32 = Bron better than Kobe. Doesn't really matter though, I enjoy watching both. In a couple years, Kobe need to come join Bron here in Cleveland, just imagine all the rings he'd get.
definitely a laugh when you compare Lebron as biggie and kobe as the soulja boy of the NBA

....cleveland and rings?