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two girls in the hall after a test..
one easy bonus question read "which weighs more.. a) a pound of body fat
b) a pound of muscle
c) ?
d) neither(in more or less words)
girl A "yeah I put muscle..." ..girl b "yeah me too"... me =
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Originally Posted by Doctor Knows Best
Originally Posted by p charm
my roommate a couple weeks ago was talking about a new law in "some COUNTRY in england that starts with a U" i was alreadybut i played along and said o yea? what COUNTRY in England? he goes h.o ill look it up, goes on his computer and says, oh it's called UGANDA. He is the dumbest person i have ever met in my life.
It's so dumb it's funny
Was he actually serious. if so
Originally Posted by Joe Cool23
On vacation in another country.
Relative: "Can they also see our moon?"
To be honest, that tricked me at firstOriginally Posted by AJChick23
OP thats funny.
two girls in the hall after a test..
one easy bonus question read "which weighs more.. a) a pound of body fat
b) a pound of muscle
c) ?
d) neither(in more or less words)
girl A "yeah I put muscle..." ..girl b "yeah me too"... me =
Originally Posted by Kickaddicted
Girl in 1 of my classes last semester asking if the take home exam was open book.
Originally Posted by Cubinican
Originally Posted by Kickaddicted
Girl in 1 of my classes last semester asking if the take home exam was open book.
I heard that all the time and I would love it when the teacher told them its not and they would be pissed
Originally Posted by Luong1209
My co-worker told me one night:
Man buys item, pays $20 cash and rest with debit...Then asks to get $20 cash back from his ATM.
My co-worker was just "" and handed back his $20.
Originally Posted by AG 47
Originally Posted by Luong1209
My co-worker told me one night:
Man buys item, pays $20 cash and rest with debit...Then asks to get $20 cash back from his ATM.
My co-worker was just "" and handed back his $20.
Waaaaait, maybe I'm dense, but yall effed that one up.
Let's say what he bought was $25. He put down a $20 bill and $5 on his card.
He asks for $20 in cashback and you hand him his $20 back. So he got to keep
his $20 and what he bought for only $5?
you realize, the stupid part was not that anyone lost money, but that he bothered to give 20 dollars and "pay the rest on his card".since he asked for 20 dollars cash back, he could have just paid the whole thing with his card, and kept his 20. its a redundant actionOriginally Posted by Essential1
Originally Posted by AG 47
Originally Posted by Luong1209
My co-worker told me one night:
Man buys item, pays $20 cash and rest with debit...Then asks to get $20 cash back from his ATM.
My co-worker was just "" and handed back his $20.
Waaaaait, maybe I'm dense, but yall effed that one up.
Let's say what he bought was $25. He put down a $20 bill and $5 on his card.
He asks for $20 in cashback and you hand him his $20 back. So he got to keep
his $20 and what he bought for only $5?
They get the money back from the bank..
When you do something debit it asks for cashback... If you hit yes and you get cash back it is like a withdrawal of w/e amount ($20 in this case) So really he did pay $25...
Paid $20 in cash so he is -20... $5 on debit so he is -5 on his card.. And then took $20 out on cash back from his card linked to his account.. No one loses money. Except the guy spending $25.
Originally Posted by ThrowedInDaGame
Some girls at my sister's university:
Girl 1: "What's a crustacean?"
Girl 2: "I think it's some kind of Alien"