Drunk/ Blackout Mistakes

[cocotaso1]

send em one of these shirts to make up for it.

 

[ham city]

The last time me and five of my boys killed two fifths of Hen before we hit the club, I got escorted back out the club less than 20 minutes after arrival.

 

[jhawk826]

My first and only blackout happened two years ago before graduation. My friends and I were celebrating the last day ever of classes by getting wasted at the bar. I don't know how I made it back to my place in the condition that I did, but I did. I do not remember leaving the bar and walking back. Its literally a gap in my memory. When I made it back to my place, I crashed to the floor like the giant falling from the beanstalk. I began vomiting all over the floor and all over my shirt. I somehow managed to gather enough strength to get up and tell my neighbor I needed help. I passed out and woke up on a stretcher. Moment of shame for me. Since then I've drank only casually and haven't since April 2011.
 

 

[kiiing]

Went to a lounge with two of my friends. I had a reserved bottle there from earlier in the month because of a party I threw. Only one of my friends drank with me and we killed a big bottle of henny. I was tipsy and I went to the bar and ordered a Caribou Lou. After a while I was throwing up like crazzzzzy. I could not stop and that day alone messed up my whole drinking game. Happened Oct. 2010 and I still don't have the same tolerance for the taste of alcohol as I did before.

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

My mistake was ordering the Caribou Lou.

Never blacked out.

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Found a picture of the bottle

 

[allreds]

^well got deng. Keep the stories coming people HAHAHA. In other words, are my actions dismissed because of alcohol?

 

[relli45]

Got f up at a backyard bachelor party.  Pulled some of this strippers hair out on accident.  Walked in on a stripper putting the wet wipes to her birth canal in the kitchen.   Hit a joint with this dude and later on I caught him eating out a strippers *** in the garage.  The next day one of the strippers hit me up and said I bit her like five times.  Good times  

 

[ksteezy]

I wanted to make a similar thread to this one about 2 weeks ago....went out to celebrate my bday with 2 friends, bought a bottle of ciroc raspberry, blacked out, lost my wedding ring.....night turned out into a nightmare, then had to buy a new ring a much cheaper version and buy my wife some diamond earrings to sweeten her up again.....alcoholis not my friend...

 

[cocotaso1]

I wanted to make a similar thread to this one about 2 weeks ago....went out to celebrate my bday with 2 friends, bought a bottle of ciroc raspberry, blacked out, lost my wedding ring.....night turned out into a nightmare, then had to buy a new ring a much cheaper version and buy my wife some diamond earrings to sweeten her up again.....alcoholis not my friend...

you sure you weren't single for the night? maybe you got a little bit of some strange?

 

[a55a5in11]

3 years ago i was 18 at a company golf tourney. me a homie and a girl drank a half gal of vodka. and y'all know the girl barely drank. when there was about 4 shots left they dared me to pound out the rest in one drink. next thing i remember is laying down to take a nap on the 9th green, than a few memory's of me trying to tee off but falling on my face.
my dad came into my room to wake me up and asked how it was. told him how i got to drunk (couldn't hide my same day hangover and dry heaving). he asked how i got home and i said idk a friend probably drove me. he comes back down 5 minutes later to say my car was in the driveway. i called my friend to hear him tell me how i kept throwing up in the parking lot than suddenly disappeared and drove off . walked to my car to see i buckled in another bottle of vodka i had for the drive home.
couldn't even get myself to drink at all till about a year and a half ago

 

[chiang2k6]

i black out all the time...some of us do and others don't but unfortunately, i'm hit with the blackout syndrome. I ABSOLUTELY HATE IT.

anyhow, once you start it gets progressively worse. the first time i blacked out on like 20 shots (of course this was over an entire night since I was competing against someone)...next time it was 15 shots on my birthday....and so on and so forth. now i can literally blackout if i take 4-5 shots within half an hour...not cool and messes up my night. so now i gotta pace myself correctly for fear of making a fool outta myself.

i was blacked out almost an entire weekend (friday + saturday) at a getaway. literally was only aware and not blacked out for maybe 4 hours from friday night to sunday morning. i drank, blacked out, went to sleep blacked out, woke up drunk, started drinking again, blacked out again, came back from my blackout for dinner, after dinner drank again, and blacked out again. definitely was the blackout year of my college...people know me as the blackout king haha.

but one time in vegas, copped a table and spent a couple racks...only to blackout an hour into it. my homie bought me a double shot of 151, was also messing with the white, and next thing you know..i yak in front of a bouncer (or so i was told). apparently i tried to tip him $10 as he was escorting me out (i spent all my cash at the table). my homie left with me to get a cab back and on the cab i was threatening to kill the taxi driver. he then kicked us out in the middle of no where. keep in mind i'm blacked out and completely trashed the entire time...so my homie guides us to walk back. i had tried hopping a random fence and cut myself so i was bleeding all over...got back to the room and apparently punched the tv, which was on a swiveling stand, and it swings around and smacks me. i then knock out.

another time, i forgot my girl's name while blacked out...this after i mixed with the white again.

yeah...it ain't fun so now i drink a lot less than i used to now that i'm graduated. i used to go ham back in the days...

 

[cocotaso1]

i black out all the time...some of us do and others don't but unfortunately, i'm hit with the blackout syndrome. I ABSOLUTELY HATE IT.

anyhow, once you start it gets progressively worse. the first time i blacked out on like 20 shots (of course this was over an entire night since I was competing against someone)...next time it was 15 shots on my birthday....and so on and so forth. now i can literally blackout if i take 4-5 shots within half an hour...not cool and messes up my night. so now i gotta pace myself correctly for fear of making a fool outta myself.

i was blacked out almost an entire weekend (friday + saturday) at a getaway. literally was only aware and not blacked out for maybe 4 hours from friday night to sunday morning. i drank, blacked out, went to sleep blacked out, woke up drunk, started drinking again, blacked out again, came back from my blackout for dinner, after dinner drank again, and blacked out again. definitely was the blackout year of my college...people know me as the blackout king haha.

but one time in vegas, copped a table and spent a couple racks...only to blackout an hour into it. my homie bought me a double shot of 151, was also messing with the white, and next thing you know..i yak in front of a bouncer (or so i was told). apparently i tried to tip him $10 as he was escorting me out (i spent all my cash at the table). my homie left with me to get a cab back and on the cab i was threatening to kill the taxi driver. he then kicked us out in the middle of no where. keep in mind i'm blacked out and completely trashed the entire time...so my homie guides us to walk back. i had tried hopping a random fence and cut myself so i was bleeding all over...got back to the room and apparently punched the tv, which was on a swiveling stand, and it swings around and smacks me. i then knock out.

another time, i forgot my girl's name while blacked out...this after i mixed with the white again.

yeah...it ain't fun so now i drink a lot less than i used to now that i'm graduated. i used to go ham back in the days...

blacking out is not normal nor is it a syndrome. it is caused by the rapid consumption of alcohol. 4-5 shots in half an hour is alot

 

[Rootin4EverybodyBlack]

Damn y'all be having it bad out here

The most I've ever drank was 9-10 shots of Henny within a hour and didn't even come close to blacking out.

 

[bendover]

This one time, in band camp....

 

[lil black jean jacket]

can't really remember one

 

[hellaones]

I've only blacked out twice, which I find odd because I was the one to force everyone to man up from drinking Boones Farms and MD 20/20.

The first time I blacked out was during homecoming my junior year in college. We were pre-gaming and had some chicks come down from another school and we were all trying to one up each other to impress the ladies. I drunk damn near a 5th of Paul Masson straight and helped put a dent in a mini Heineken keg before we left for the biggest party of the year. We get to the party and can't get in because its full to capacity. Were all pissed and head back to my homeboys apartment. I remember going to the bathroom to take a leak and as I'm standing there I'm starting to fade and just fall back into the wall. I remember struggling to stand and everything spinning. Next thing I know I wake up in my homeboys bed, luckily he had taken that semester off, and threw up everything inside of me. Next thing I know I woke up on the couch with a plastic bag tied around my neck and some random chick sleep in my lap. I look around at everyone and they're all looking at me. Don't remember anything after that.

 

[iluvjordanxi]

I wanted to make a similar thread to this one about 2 weeks ago....went out to celebrate my bday with 2 friends, bought a bottle of ciroc raspberry, blacked out, lost my wedding ring.....night turned out into a nightmare, then had to buy a new ring a much cheaper version and buy my wife some diamond earrings to sweeten her up again.....alcoholis not my friend...

Thats foul, how'd you lose a wedding ring? Its not like it can come loose. Reminds me of that episode of Everyone loves Ray

 

[iluvjordanxi]

3 years ago i was 18 at a company golf tourney. me a homie and a girl drank a half gal of vodka. and y'all know the girl barely drank. when there was about 4 shots left they dared me to pound out the rest in one drink. next thing i remember is laying down to take a nap on the 9th green, than a few memory's of me trying to tee off but falling on my face.
my dad came into my room to wake me up and asked how it was. told him how i got to drunk (couldn't hide my same day hangover and dry heaving). he asked how i got home and i said idk a friend probably drove me. he comes back down 5 minutes later to say my car was in the driveway. i called my friend to hear him tell me how i kept throwing up in the parking lot than suddenly disappeared and drove off . walked to my car to see i buckled in another bottle of vodka i had for the drive home.
couldn't even get myself to drink at all till about a year and a half ago

So you were hammered and your friends let you drive? Time to reconsider your circle bro...

 

[toast1985]

Only blacked out once, but I've made some bad decisions when I've been really drunk

-Trying to get in bed w/ my ex's homegirl
-Falling down the stairs in the club
-Morning-After pills, several occasions
-Nervous visits at the clinic

 

[Extrait de Minimalisme]

Blacked out quite a bit of times this year a alone.. One night me and this swedish chick went back to our hostel room alone, because we lost everyone else.. I couldn't even make a fugin move i was so gone. 

 and we were sharing a beer at the time, next thing I know, I wake up with my feet hanging off the bed, clothes on, and glasses still attached to my face. 

Sexually assaulted a chicks kitty because my boy thought she was a man, after dancing and kissing her for 3 hours at a club. lol.. "I'm like you're good to go, bro, now get it together because i'm trying to smash he friend." dude still was paranoid.

God, I've missed out on so many yambs from drinking too much.

I've realized, I have scumbag tendecies when I drink too much.

 

[based mod]

from 10pm to 2am, bumped, grind, made out, groped and fingered a friend's BFF who has been in a committed relationship for the past 8 years. all of this on the dance floor in a club....while the aforementioned friend was in the vicinity and would have snitched if we got caught.

morals went out the door that night. blaming it on the alcohol.

*kanye shrug*

 

[cocotaso1]

from 10pm to 2am, bumped, grind, made out, groped and fingered a friend's BFF who has been in a committed relationship for the past 8 years. all of this on the dance floor in a club....while the aforementioned friend was in the vicinity and would have snitched if we got caught.

morals went out the door that night. blaming it on the alcohol.

*kanye shrug*

gotta love an ol school finger bang on the floor

 

[mrbrown]

^well got deng. Keep the stories coming people HAHAHA. In other words, are my actions dismissed because of alcohol?

yes and no

 

[sixzerofour]

If you don't have at least one story completely delivered to you by somebody else because you were too drunk to remember, you ain't living.


on that note, last 2 times I've blacked out that bad I ended up in the hospital.

 

[champcruthik]

OP: Actions aren't excused or forgotten because of excessive alcohol. However, most normal people will forgive or let a drunken moment pass to spare awkwardness or embarrassment. For those of us that drink, I think we've all had experiences with throwing up, hooking up with mediocre women because of lowered standards, sending out drunk texts or calls. In your case, your actions weren't so bad in relation to other stories. Such as dudes that get heavy "beer muscles" when drinking and either start fights or damage property.

 

[relli45]

Only blacked out once, but I've made some bad decisions when I've been really drunk
-Trying to get in bed w/ my ex's homegirl
-Falling down the stairs in the club
-Morning-After pills, several occasions

-Nervous visits at the clinic

Been here to many times.  The whole reason I stop drinking while I'm out having fun.  I get real reckless in this area.