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What about this guy?Like look how corny this look.
Just eat the damn meat. It's not a penis, and if thats the first thing you think of, you just might be sus
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What about this guy?Like look how corny this look.
Just eat the damn meat. It's not a penis, and if thats the first thing you think of, you just might be sus
If you eat it quick enough it don't dangle at all.Maybe I got too much toxic masculinity but there’s just no fun in a ***** dangling steak in front of my mouth. I’m good on that
But he gon pull it away from you then you gotta do that thing where you lifting yo neck up for it, eagerly anticipating steak being tossed in your mouth.If you ear it quick enough it don't dangle at all.
People still fascinated by salt bae and his sweaty forearms?
Nah, wait until he lower it and snatch that ****But he gon pull it away from you then you gotta do that thing where you lifting yo neck up for it, eagerly anticipating steak being tossed in your mouth.
What about this guy?
Then
What if it was impossible meat?I don't like being catered too as is, so another man trying to put his meat in my vegetarian mouth is just a no.
It depends, but no.What if it was impossible meat?
Then
Exactly what I'd do. I'm not about to be eagerly reaching bc he'll start acting like those ice cream cone dudes and I'll have to knock him out in his own restaurant. Nah but I'll reach for and if he with the games, I'll just wait until he puts it on a plate. I'm not gonna be apart of the show.
I feel like u can't really be that mad if it happened. You're already sitting their looking like they're waiting to be cumshot.all fun and games till dude slap you across the lip/face wit it and leave a trail of golden glitter grease.
now you gotta disorderly conduct charge bc this sweet and sour sauce *** ***** wanna play
People still fascinated by salt bae and his sweaty forearms?
have ya seen his cooking/prep vids? He waste food doing dumb ****. Imagine all the times he dropped a peice of meat on the floor trying to do and 1 tricks with it.
his schtick is played. Cook my food and get the **** back in the kitchen. Ill salt my own steak if you cant do it beforehand.
Wild takes in the comments
How y'all feel about dudes pouring alc down other dudes throat