Do you sit or stand? Vol. when you pee

[coldcity]

wait hes the pat the grease off his pizza guy?

 

[swendro]

I still haven't heard one good reason why sitting is objectionable.

 

[johnnyredstorm]

because i need to take my pants and underwear off, untuck my shirt, and sit on a toilet seat just to leak urine out of my **** instead of opening the zipper and pulling my **** out.

 

[ksteezy]

Dude God gave us a pipe so we can grab that ***** aim and spray where ever the ***** we want to, own that ***** take control of it! How you dudes sit to piss is beyond me

 

[harlemtothebronx]

I still haven't heard one good reason why sitting is objectionable.

Mainly because it takes much more work than sitting. That and it's the way I was taught to use the bathroom and never had a real reason to try it any other way because it has been working perfectly for me for 29 years.

 

[johnnyredstorm]

 

[swendro]

So you have some saying it's lazy to sit down and others saying it takes too much work.

Try again.

 

[johnnyredstorm]

nah b u try again to explain your need to sit down and tuck your **** inside a toilet bowl to pee.

 

[swendro]

So you have no good reason. Because like i said, it doesn't matter.

Stand up. Sit down. Do whatever you want.

 

[harlemtothebronx]

So you have no good reason. Because like i said, it doesn't matter.

Stand up. Sit down. Do whatever you want.

I don't get why you're going so hard. People gave their reasoning and you're responding as if those reasons are invalid.

 

[tr1ll]

So you have no good reason. Because like i said, it doesn't matter.

Stand up. Sit down. Do whatever you want.

You reason b?

Here you go:

Females dont dig it. Assuming youree into that type of thing.

 

[omariwestafari]

also for yall saying u need tuck your dink into the bowl yall need to invest in an elongated toiilet bowl

 

[36Hypno]

Do your fathers know you sit down to pee?

 

[swendro]

So you have no good reason. Because like i said, it doesn't matter.

Stand up. Sit down. Do whatever you want.

You reason b?

Here you go:

Females dont dig it. Assuming youree into that type of thing.

Why does it matter if anyone digs how one disposes of their own bodily waste? It's bodily waste.

 

[johnnyredstorm]

also for yall saying u need tuck your dink into the bowl yall need to invest in an elongated toiilet bowl

damn so now i need to spend like 300+ just to get a toilet bowl that allows me to effortlessly sit down to pee? you guys are ******* nuts right now. negative WARs for everyone. myself included for even being in this thread.

 

[coldcity]

tucking your johnson into the bowl? so my tip can sit in toilet water & be cold? yall dudes weird

 

[tr1ll]

So you have no good reason. Because like i said, it doesn't matter.

Stand up. Sit down. Do whatever you want.

You reason b?

Here you go:

Females dont dig it. Assuming youree into that type of thing.

Why does it matter if anyone digs how one disposes of their own bodily waste? It's bodily waste.

So you dont like vagina?

 

[johnnyredstorm]

tucking your johnson into the bowl? so my tip can sit in toilet water & be cold? yall dudes weird

buy a new toilet b **** paying for expenses that you need a new toilet is more important

 

[swendro]

Ah!!! so you think it's gay to sit and pee. Why couldn't you just say that?


Life for me is not one long attempt to prove I'm not gay.

 

[johnnyredstorm]

how do you think your ancestors urinated 200 years ago?

 

[tr1ll]

Ah!!! so you think it's gay to sit and pee. Why couldn't you just say that?

Not gay, just feminine...as said a million times along time.

If women dont like it aint a good enough reason for any man.....it can be assumed...

 

[harlemtothebronx]

Ah!!! so you think it's gay to sit and pee. Why couldn't you just say that?


Life for me is not one long attempt to prove I'm not gay.

I don't think it is for 'standers' either...what's your point?

 

[plansb]

how do you think your ancestors urinated 200 years ago?

outside like a real man, not some domesticated ***** pissing indoors.

 

[johnnyredstorm]

how do you think your ancestors urinated 200 years ago?

outside like a real man, not some domesticated ***** pissing indoors.

you think they stood up for squatted?

 

[swendro]

So it's feminine because women can't stand up to pee?

Men can do both so it doesn't matter.