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tell us why you're mad tho that we dont accept your thesis on sitting to urinate
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you guys don't even got the time to go piss in the first place...living that diaper life tryna' keep ya lives relevant on NT...no time for dookies in between refreshes...
Do you post while you pee standing up?im a day trader I'm always on my laptop and bring it into the bathroom with me as well so yeah b i dont take breaks from the computer the computer goes everywhere with me
ive done it before I've got a hamper in there thats about waste high so it makes a for a good desk in the interimDo you post while you pee standing up?im a day trader I'm always on my laptop and bring it into the bathroom with me as well so yeah b i dont take breaks from the computer the computer goes everywhere with me
That's the ultimate alpha move, breh.
Right?
first off, if i am home, or anywhere where i feel comfortable sitting down and i am only taking a number 1, i sit down. if i am in public and i have to take a piss and its only a number 1 i will take in stall (standing for the most part) rather than a urinal and make sure i wipe completely and ensure no residue is left or rolling out when i am done...
If i feel comfortable sitting down in a public place (most of the time i don't) I will sit down and piss, and make sure i layer the toilet 2-3 times (like i mentioned in my first post but people ignored)...
if i am taking care to sit down, trust me i am not letting my butt cheeks hit anything but paper...
standing in a urinal is extremely disgusting: get splatter, there is no toilet paper around to wipe your head and make sure you don't get any when you put it back in your pants...the good ol' shake and reload back in your pants, I guarantee you causes urine to hit your boxers...
you guys are naive...it is easier to stand, but the possibility of getting urine on your clothes is extremely high...
the same dudes saying it is a nuisance to sit down are not wiping themselves up in the first place after taking a piss standing up... and probably aren't even washing their hands...so its irrelevant for you to even care about hygiene...
you guys are trapped in this fake ideology of femininity and masculinity...when the amount of feminine tendencies on this board are at an all time high....
and the same dudes clownin' and tryna make this into a homosexual think...please lets not go into some of y'all posting histories and really show the true homosexual tendencies you guys truly have...
and ksteezy? you srs bruh? aren't you a nurse? you should know the pros and cons of sitting versus standing especially when it comes to hygiene...
These two sit to pee clowns been coming at your head this whole thread for no reason
You're genuinely mad. I genuinely don't get how you get urine on yourself when standing.
I haven't said anything disrespectful to anyone in here, why you coming at me, bro?
So damn sensitive. Makes sense, considering you sit to pee.
A quick google search reveals the average pee is ~16-24 ounces.
Why are people getting up in arms over the position one assumes to remove 16-24 oz of human waste?
Get the **** over yourselves. It doesn't ******* matter, you morons. It all just goes down a drain.
Right?
first off, if i am home, or anywhere where i feel comfortable sitting down and i am only taking a number 1, i sit down. if i am in public and i have to take a piss and its only a number 1 i will take in stall (standing for the most part) rather than a urinal and make sure i wipe completely and ensure no residue is left or rolling out when i am done...
If i feel comfortable sitting down in a public place (most of the time i don't) I will sit down and piss, and make sure i layer the toilet 2-3 times (like i mentioned in my first post but people ignored)...
if i am taking care to sit down, trust me i am not letting my butt cheeks hit anything but paper...
standing in a urinal is extremely disgusting: get splatter, there is no toilet paper around to wipe your head and make sure you don't get any when you put it back in your pants...the good ol' shake and reload back in your pants, I guarantee you causes urine to hit your boxers...
you guys are naive...it is easier to stand, but the possibility of getting urine on your clothes is extremely high...
the same dudes saying it is a nuisance to sit down are not wiping themselves up in the first place after taking a piss standing up... and probably aren't even washing their hands...so its irrelevant for you to even care about hygiene...
you guys are trapped in this fake ideology of femininity and masculinity...when the amount of feminine tendencies on this board are at an all time high....
and the same dudes clownin' and tryna make this into a homosexual think...please lets not go into some of y'all posting histories and really show the true homosexual tendencies you guys truly have...
and ksteezy? you srs bruh? aren't you a nurse? you should know the pros and cons of sitting versus standing especially when it comes to hygiene...
As long as I'm not bugging.These two sit to pee clowns been coming at your head this whole thread for no reason
You're genuinely mad. I genuinely don't get how you get urine on yourself when standing.
I haven't said anything disrespectful to anyone in here, why you coming at me, bro?
So damn sensitive. Makes sense, considering you sit to pee.
ive done it before I've got a hamper in there thats about waste high so it makes a for a good desk in the interimDo you post while you pee standing up?im a day trader I'm always on my laptop and bring it into the bathroom with me as well so yeah b i dont take breaks from the computer the computer goes everywhere with me
That's the ultimate alpha move, breh.
Man Take yo professor X pissin drinkin green tea wit yo pinky in the air steve harvey show watchin pattin oil off da pizza lifetime watchin *** to bed bath and beyond and exfoliate yo face b
Man Take yo professor X pissin drinkin green tea wit yo pinky in the air steve harvey show watchin pattin oil off da pizza lifetime watchin *** to bed bath and beyond and exfoliate yo face b
This thread is comedy!
I got a BBC it goes in the toilet waterYall brothas that piss while standing have yall tried the sit down method??
I like to sit because the pressure that my urine exits my eggplant is really high so if i dont aim good enough it goes everywhere
So when i sit i just let it dangle and release
Much easier
Okay, well that makes some sense then. There's logic to that.Yall brothas that piss while standing have yall tried the sit down method??
I like to sit because the pressure that my urine exits my eggplant is really high so if i dont aim good enough it goes everywhere
So when i sit i just let it dangle and release
Much easier