Here's to you guardians who...
Sit at a conference table at work, thinking about shooting the Devil Walker in the leg while your co-worker is talking about the big release coming up.
Wake your wife up at 1 a.m. to see if she'll go get your crying baby because you are in the middle of a raid (followed by sleeping in the dog house for the next week)
Your alarm goes off on Friday morning, and you go straight to the internet on your phone to see what Xur has, before your feet even hit the floor.
Tell yourself, "tonight I'm finally going to play that new game I got", but find yourself spending the whole night running more bounties and strikes.
Would seriously be torn between a rock and a hard place if you were offered a raise at work, or a Gjallahorn delivered to your postmaster.
Your ESPN, CNET, CNN, Yahoo, IGN, and Fantasy Football bookmarks in your web browser have found themselves drowning in a sea of Destiny Reddit, Status, Tracker, Daily, Xur bookmarks.
Tuesday's used to be one of your least favorite days of the week because it meant you were still on the weekly uphill climb, but now it's your favorite day of the week (even though you know deep down that you are only going to get crap from the nightfall).
And finally, you forget what you had for breakfast this morning, and your mother-in-law's birthday, or how much REAL money you currently have, but gosh dang it, you can tell anybody your shard, energy, mote, coin, and glimmer count at the drop of a hat.
Just for lolz. I know that everyone can relate to 1 or more of these