Dave Chappelle - For What It's Worth!

the whole stand up was JOKES!!!!
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this and killing them softly are great!
these stand ups are what i turn to when im feeling 'down', always gets me laughing....



dave - whats all that chocolate on your face?
bum - chocolate? its doo-doo babbby!
dave - AHHHHH!


dave - i rolled up a gum wrapper from my pocket, and i threw it on the ground, and a single tear came down his face.....


*native drumming*
cheif - the big bags are 50, the little ones are 20 (or something like that....)


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im going to watch this again....
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Originally Posted by DipsetGeneral

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"I want that purple stuff"

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The Grape drink segment was too funny! oh man!
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Everytime someone says something about juice, I quote Dave
 
Basketballsavant wrote:
Although I prefer Chris Rock, Dave is definitely appreciated.


Did you catch his newest one? ...And the answer remains the same: Not. Really.
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Could u imagine it's been how many years and ppl still quote his material daily
That was too much pressure, money and fame too soon, I can't blame dude for doing what he did
Peace of mind is always better than wealth, you could teel the network was gonna get into his show and ruin it
Look at his first season musical lineup and the second's line up, U know the execs did that
The third season was looking kinda lackluster and ppl would have been like "it was a fluke", so I think its better that he left the limelight withperfection

Dave Chappelle as a person is def appreciated
I can't think of anybody else thats famous that I'd actually want to chill with
 
Dave Chappelle as a person is def appreciated
I can't think of anybody else thats famous that I'd actually want to chill with
You know what I agree with this. Dude just seems cool as %%!%. He could have been on his way to being an %+!%@#$ like Chris Rock and TBH he isbetter than Chris Rock because he didn't sell out.


I just want to be in one of the comedy clubs when he goes on anonymously.
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I quote that juice line daily
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Be at work
Coworker: king u want some juice?
Me: what the $$$$ is juice? I want some grape drink baby mmmm its purple
 
"pardon me miss, i dont mean to be rude...but do you suck balls?"

"excuse me?!?!"

"wait you didnt let me finish..do you suck these balls?"

"omg those balls are as smooth as eggs, yes i'll suck those balls"

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Originally Posted by chris82790

"pardon me miss, i dont mean to be rude...but do you suck balls?"

"excuse me?!?!"

"wait you didnt let me finish..do you suck these balls?"

"omg those balls are as smooth as eggs, yes i'll suck those balls"

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watching it right now....
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the part when he was talking about smoking weed....
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ill try and quote it...
 
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