Confessions

[olx9o]

Backstory:
My cousin has issues (the female).
She's bipolar and has attacked multiple family members (including me once and her dad/my uncle multiple times & hes 80% blind)



Story:
I agree to drive her to her psychiatrist appointment today
She tells me to go down this blvd but doesnt give me directions after that so I finally ask her where to go and she gets upset cause I dont know my way to HER doctor.
I pull out my phone to do the gps and she tries to grab it so I snatch it from her and she punches me in my face.
This isnt the first time she attacked me but last time I told her "Next time you attack me I'm hitting you back"
So I punched her in the side of the face and she starts attacking me more and MIND you we still in my small *** accord
She starts throwing flurries and even manages to bring her feet up and start kicking me, I just hopped out the whip and told her get out the whip...she wouldnt comply so I got out and started taunting her shes mad as **** trying to hit me from the window. Wouldnt get out the car still so Im just toying with her from outside the car playing patty cake with her face and shes like get back in the car....like a dumbass I get back in and she starts hitting me again I hit her with a straight jab (but not too hard) and she starts grabbing me scratchin me up ripped my shirt off so I got out the car again. Im calling me uncle telling him what happened and ***** starts throwing ALLLLLLL my **** in my car out the window (we're pulled over)...my work uniform that I keep in the backseat and she broke my $200 Super sunglasses and throwing my employee parking lot entrance card and other ****...

Uncle told me call the cops and get her arrested. I couldnt get her arrested for the lil fight we had cause I hit her back so we would both go. But I couldve got her for destroying my property and like a dumbass I didnt do anything didnt even get her escorted out the car.

Ended up driving the harlot back to the house and got scratches on my face, out of $200 shades, and a female that doesnt do **** with her life gets to continue and live her life as if nothing happened.

I aint mad or vengeful but somethings going missing from whatever she has dawg...I dont care


Funny thing is when Im taunting her outside the car shes all like im p*ssy and a b*tch for hitting a girl and all that stupid **** females say....I kept hitting her with the "oh" after everything and that kept escalating her anger even farther

 

[smangalang]

Been with my girl for 5 yrs, married for 1. But for some reason I have been insanely attracted to white girls lately(probably cuz of da pronos). I'm trying to fight the urge but I got snow bunny fever.

i got just the thing

 

[killa07]

i got just the thing

God I hate he passed one of the most underrated comics of all time

 

[D.Josey]

Spoiler

Backstory:
My cousin has issues (the female).
She's bipolar and has attacked multiple family members (including me once and her dad/my uncle multiple times & hes 80% blind)



Story:
I agree to drive her to her psychiatrist appointment today
She tells me to go down this blvd but doesnt give me directions after that so I finally ask her where to go and she gets upset cause I dont know my way to HER doctor.
I pull out my phone to do the gps and she tries to grab it so I snatch it from her and she punches me in my face.
This isnt the first time she attacked me but last time I told her "Next time you attack me I'm hitting you back"
So I punched her in the side of the face and she starts attacking me more and MIND you we still in my small *** accord
She starts throwing flurries and even manages to bring her feet up and start kicking me, I just hopped out the whip and told her get out the whip...she wouldnt comply so I got out and started taunting her shes mad as **** trying to hit me from the window. Wouldnt get out the car still so Im just toying with her from outside the car playing patty cake with her face and shes like get back in the car....like a dumbass I get back in and she starts hitting me again I hit her with a straight jab (but not too hard) and she starts grabbing me scratchin me up ripped my shirt off so I got out the car again. Im calling me uncle telling him what happened and ***** starts throwing ALLLLLLL my **** in my car out the window (we're pulled over)...my work uniform that I keep in the backseat and she broke my $200 Super sunglasses and throwing my employee parking lot entrance card and other ****...

Uncle told me call the cops and get her arrested. I couldnt get her arrested for the lil fight we had cause I hit her back so we would both go. But I couldve got her for destroying my property and like a dumbass I didnt do anything didnt even get her escorted out the car.

Ended up driving the harlot back to the house and got scratches on my face, out of $200 shades, and a female that doesnt do **** with her life gets to continue and live her life as if nothing happened.

I aint mad or vengeful but somethings going missing from whatever she has dawg...I dont care


Funny thing is when Im taunting her outside the car shes all like im p*ssy and a b*tch for hitting a girl and all that stupid **** females say....I kept hitting her with the "oh" after everything and that kept escalating her anger even farther

Wow

 

[rrlegend]

Backstory:
My cousin has issues (the female).
She's bipolar and has attacked multiple family members (including me once and her dad/my uncle multiple times & hes 80% blind)



Story:
I agree to drive her to her psychiatrist appointment today
She tells me to go down this blvd but doesnt give me directions after that so I finally ask her where to go and she gets upset cause I dont know my way to HER doctor.
I pull out my phone to do the gps and she tries to grab it so I snatch it from her and she punches me in my face.
This isnt the first time she attacked me but last time I told her "Next time you attack me I'm hitting you back"
So I punched her in the side of the face and she starts attacking me more and MIND you we still in my small *** accord

She starts throwing flurries and even manages to bring her feet up and start kicking me, I just hopped out the whip and told her get out the whip...she wouldnt comply so I got out and started taunting her shes mad as **** trying to hit me from the window. Wouldnt get out the car still so Im just toying with her from outside the car playing patty cake with her face and shes like get back in the car....like a dumbass I get back in and she starts hitting me again I hit her with a straight jab (but not too hard) and she starts grabbing me scratchin me up ripped my shirt off so I got out the car again. Im calling me uncle telling him what happened and ***** starts throwing ALLLLLLL my **** in my car out the window (we're pulled over)...my work uniform that I keep in the backseat and she broke my $200 Super sunglasses

and throwing my employee parking lot entrance card and other ****...

Uncle told me call the cops and get her arrested. I couldnt get her arrested for the lil fight we had cause I hit her back so we would both go. But I couldve got her for destroying my property and like a dumbass I didnt do anything didnt even get her escorted out the car.

Ended up driving the harlot back to the house and got scratches on my face, out of $200 shades, and a female that doesnt do **** with her life gets to continue and live her life as if nothing happened.

I aint mad or vengeful but somethings going missing from whatever she has dawg...I dont care


Funny thing is when Im taunting her outside the car shes all like im p*ssy and a b*tch for hitting a girl and all that stupid **** females say....I kept hitting her with the "oh" after everything and that kept escalating her anger even farther

better man than me. i have a few family members with mental disorders i had to go upside their head plenty of times . after the car came to a stop she would been out the car by choice or force.

 

[sunshineblotters]

I wish I had superpowers. Telepathy to be exact. I fantasize about it so much its unhealthy. That and hooking up with super babes......

I have a ridiculously overactive imagination..... :/

 

[hebgbz]

I wish I had superpowers. Telepathy to be exact. I fantasize about it so much its unhealthy. That and hooking up with super babes......

I have a ridiculously overactive imagination..... :/

Man telepathy has to be THEE most powerful superpower. Imagine all the ish you could do with it. Tryna score a chick? Read her mind and drop the perfect line. Bout to fail a test? Read the nerd in front of you so on and so forth

 

[ctidda]

Alot of the old heads in my life have really been a dissapointment.. Its funny how you look up to them when you're a kid but when you get of age you see that they aren't really bout ish...

 

[Meangene45]

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[sunshineblotters]

Man telepathy has to be THEE most powerful superpower. Imagine all the ish you could do with it. Tryna score a chick? Read her mind and drop the perfect line. Bout to fail a test? Read the nerd in front of you so on and so forth

Pretty much. Want stock information? Take a tour of the Berkshire Hathaway building
Want a job or a promotion? Telepathically make the inteverwer/boss give you one. Need to evade a ticket? Make the cop hallucinate.(I include mind control/manipulation in telepathy). Basically I want the powers of Charles Xavier or Emma Frost.

The possibilities are endless

 

[Mark Antony]

Been with my girl for 5 yrs, married for 1. But for some reason I have been insanely attracted to white girls lately(probably cuz of da pronos). I'm trying to fight the urge but I got snow bunny fever.

i got just the thing

I'm glad this site exists, dude was truly a free thinker.


“
You gotta understand, once you say to yourself, “This is the last woman that I’m ever gonna be with,” that’s like when…you know what that’s like? I’ll tell you what that’s like. That’s like when in Superman 2, when that muh***** had a choice between losing his powers to be with that ugly Lois Lane. And everybody just goes, “Did you just lose your ******G superpowers for this MONSTER?” And then he gets his *** beat at the diner? That is a guy who decides to be faithful for the rest of life. He gave away his superpowers, man.

And a ***** don’t appreciate it. Now, now the ***** don’t like you no more, and she goes, “You’re not—you’re, you’re nothing. I married you because you were Superman.” But *****, the only way I could be with you was to NOT be Superman. Now you realized you made a mistake. Now you walking through the snow, now you’re walking through Antarctica, trying to find your green crystal, *****! Trying to look for the Fortress of Solitude, because you realized you’re a ******g idiot, because you gave some ***** all your powers! And that’s what we do! We give a ***** all our powers and they get beat up in a diner by some ************.

”


genius.

 

[da r entertainment]

Been with my girl for 5 yrs, married for 1. But for some reason I have been insanely attracted to white girls lately(probably cuz of da pronos). I'm trying to fight the urge but I got snow bunny fever.

I keep seeing white girls w/ an *** which is crazy

 

[mackmittenzz]

I relapsed. Took,some bars, smoked a Dutch. Oh well all I really lost was. "Clean time" something people who get clean think so highly of. Had no bad consequences from the relapse so that was cool, but yea...

 

[sir charles]

I'm so heated right now. Almost got arrested today over some bull****. I'm never having children. I swear.

 

[joepac12]

^ talk to me brotha charles

 

[sunshineblotters]

^ talk to me brotha charles

We are here for Charles!

Hope you beat the case. I got a wrap sheet and aint nothin fun about that. Also over some ******** that I wont talk about here.

 

[iluvjordanxi]

I been having this weird feeling lately of getting shot. I don't know why... I hope its not a foreshadowing. (knock on wood). I haven't told anyone because I thought they were just some random thoughts but it has been lingering for a while. I don't think about it but I just have this feeling in the back of my head that I should be prepared for anything.

 

[bluexsneakerhead]

i am never dating a filipino boy ever again. the end. :x :x i'm pinay btw so no i'm not a racist.

 

[jonathango]

i am never dating a filipino boy ever again. the end. :x :x i'm pinay btw so no i'm not a racist.

y?

 

[mugen81]

i am never dating a filipino boy ever again. the end. :x :x i'm pinay btw so no i'm not a racist.

Funny you should say this
All my girls except two have been pinay
I am black btw... Just can't help it

 

[sir charles]

^ talk to me brotha charles

We are here for Charles!

Hope you beat the case. I got a wrap sheet and aint nothin fun about that. Also over some ******** that I wont talk about here.

^ talk to me brotha charles

Sorry guys, I passed the **** out last night. I'll tell the story when I get back in the afternoon

 

[mbeezy]

Backstory:
My cousin has issues (the female).
She's bipolar and has attacked multiple family members (including me once and her dad/my uncle multiple times & hes 80% blind)



Story:
I agree to drive her to her psychiatrist appointment today
She tells me to go down this blvd but doesnt give me directions after that so I finally ask her where to go and she gets upset cause I dont know my way to HER doctor.
I pull out my phone to do the gps and she tries to grab it so I snatch it from her and she punches me in my face.
This isnt the first time she attacked me but last time I told her "Next time you attack me I'm hitting you back"
So I punched her in the side of the face and she starts attacking me more and MIND you we still in my small *** accord

She starts throwing flurries and even manages to bring her feet up and start kicking me, I just hopped out the whip and told her get out the whip...she wouldnt comply so I got out and started taunting her shes mad as **** trying to hit me from the window. Wouldnt get out the car still so Im just toying with her from outside the car playing patty cake with her face and shes like get back in the car....like a dumbass I get back in and she starts hitting me again I hit her with a straight jab (but not too hard) and she starts grabbing me scratchin me up ripped my shirt off so I got out the car again. Im calling me uncle telling him what happened and ***** starts throwing ALLLLLLL my **** in my car out the window (we're pulled over)...my work uniform that I keep in the backseat and she broke my $200 Super sunglasses

and throwing my employee parking lot entrance card and other ****...

Uncle told me call the cops and get her arrested. I couldnt get her arrested for the lil fight we had cause I hit her back so we would both go. But I couldve got her for destroying my property and like a dumbass I didnt do anything didnt even get her escorted out the car.

Ended up driving the harlot back to the house and got scratches on my face, out of $200 shades, and a female that doesnt do **** with her life gets to continue and live her life as if nothing happened.

I aint mad or vengeful but somethings going missing from whatever she has dawg...I dont care


Funny thing is when Im taunting her outside the car shes all like im p*ssy and a b*tch for hitting a girl and all that stupid **** females say....I kept hitting her with the "oh" after everything and that kept escalating her anger even farther

i try not to let stuff escalate to violence but i understand in this situation. if shes ever in your car again do a emergency stop...lol i did that to my cousin and saw his head hit the dashboard so hard even with his seat belt on....last time he ever messed with me again in the car. 

 

[olx9o]

Trust she wont ever be in my car again or anything like that yall

I been having this weird feeling lately of getting shot. I don't know why... I hope its not a foreshadowing. (knock on wood). I haven't told anyone because I thought they were just some random thoughts but it has been lingering for a while. I don't think about it but I just have this feeling in the back of my head that I should be prepared for anything.

As far as this situation goes I had this same feeling last year before I ended up having a nervous breakdown and ending up in the hospital. I dunno you might be stressed out and ****. Do you ? I dont have any advice to give you to prevent it because I know I had that feeling for like a week straight and each day it got worse til I started freaking out and hitting up the ppl close to me talking to them as if I wasnt ever gonna see them again...thought I was gonna die someway somehow but you gotta go to the hospital and get treated ASAP before it gets worse.
The day mine got worse was the day I got the most paranoid of death and I actually started losing oxygen when I begged my aunt to take me to the doctor and ended up in the hospital and staying in their mental patients program for 3 weeks (felt like forever) :x then an outpatient program for another 3 weeks. Worst experience of my life... :x

The doctors and everybody claim that my was laced and now my family forever thinks thats what happened when truth is alot of stress was built up in a small amount of time and I was feeling depressed and a whole lot of other emotions and stuff that was happening in my life caused me to go down that route. Sucks but get that checked asap..dunno what to tell you

 

[sir charles]

Alright, here is my story. 

I decide to go on my daily jog, but I passed the basketball court I play on and everyone was outside so I started playing. It's me, and a few others. I'm having a really good day, making all my shots and winning games. I was feeling good, but I noticed the random 14 year old sitting on the side lines. It gets really boring after a few hours, so another guy and I start telling the story where we "went to prison for robbing 7/11." It isn't true, and everyone knew that. It was just interesting. 

All of a sudden, I break out the Fleece Johnson and say "I like booty." and I quote the entire episode of Locked Up, or whatever the show was called, where Fleece tells about the importance of booty in a federal prison. It's hilarious. 

Meanwhile the little 14 year old is over on the side lines yelling at me calling me a "******" and a bunch of other random curse words trying to sound cool. I pay him no mind, he is only 14. 

But then he decides to be the cool cat and grab the ball we play with, and run. He dashed down the street with our ball, and two other cats ran after him. The caught up to him, and one grabbed his shoulder and got the ball back. They get back, and see the little kid brought one of those tiny LeBron balls. Like the 13 inch type ball. So he picks it up and punts it farther than the kid ran with the ball. We all start laughing, and the kid runs home. (It's a neighborhood court.)

So a minute later his mom walks out of the house yelling at me calling me a stupid ni***r. And I'm over here like 

 Okay, pick on the only black kid here. I pay it no mind, she is making a fool of herself. She then asks where the kids ball is, and none of us have a damn clue. I say that way, and proceed to point to where the ball was. She then exclaimed she was calling the police, while the kid was crying to her. 

She comes outside with a phone a few minutes later, called the police and then she tells the officer; "Two ex-felons are here trying to anally rape my son, and steal his things!" And I'm here looking at my friend like - 

So I am here, trying to explain to her what happened when she hangs up. But she insists on calling me a 'stupid childish nig*** while she is saying "Blah blah I can't hear you!" while making the little Pacman mouth with her hands. I'm here like "this woman is crazy."

I keep playing ball and the officer comes up. She runs up to him, all of a sudden she is 'crying' and she tells him that we raped her son. He turns and looks at me and I'm stuck there like -

Anyway. He says that he can't let us run, so he puts Anon (friends pseudo name) and I in the back of the police car while he goes and talks to the woman. Anon is getting heated and he is in the car yelling. I'm just there like "....F***." I calm Anon down before the officer comes out. He lets us out of the car, and he piles us all up in a group to speak. 

"Where is the damn nike ball, guys?"

.............

Over there somewhere. 

Go get it so I don't have to charge you fools with petty larceny.

One guys goes to grab ball, it is already in the kid's front lawn. And we are all like 

. Then he asks about us being felons and rapists, and we were like "Nah." So he looks us up. Anon has a clean slate, and I have my borderline terrorism charge from a few years ago. He is like okay, now why is this kid yelling rape? 

I explain the whole thing and he is mad that he had to come out there for nothing. So he leaves after taking my name, number, and SS number. 

Then I start my two mile walk home and it starts raining. Hard. 

So I don't know what to call it, racist? or stupid?

Maybe both 

 

[jjs]

Stupid that uses racism.

smh at that kid

and the mom