- May 27, 2017
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Cheap things you do vol. every dollar counts
- Apr 16, 2014
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used a public bathroom during a hike today and saw they had the toilet paper locked up in caseWASHED KING pulled up with his bookbag
Wherever you're hiking it was not a safe area.
I have never seen nothing like that in my LIFE. Also what's stopping me from just taking it all off the roll?
mplsdunk
Supporter
- May 25, 2004
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How do you drop a bumper without checking 
status first?
status first?
- Mar 19, 2013
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RookiesHow do you drop a bumper without checking
- Jul 29, 2012
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Dink walking like a penguin with the mud-Butt to pick up his TP Up front
Up front
- May 25, 2001
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Why yall out here just willy nilly dropping deuces without home court advantage?
ogbobbyjohnson773
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- Jan 26, 2003
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- Jul 24, 2015
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I guess scoring in away games must be cheaper
- Jan 30, 2007
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Sometimes it can’t wait until you’re home
- Mar 9, 2010
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- Oct 8, 2002
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Not willy nilly but I got off that "S*itbreak" stuff after high school. Shoo..now I might hold it until I get to work just to get paid to duke.
- Mar 14, 2011
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Gotta save on that water bill by not pooping at home.
darthska
Staff member
- Apr 30, 2004
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... or don't flush for pee, only flush for poo.
(We flush every time over here. Just saying I've heard of people who only flush for solids.)
- May 25, 2001
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Yall ever peed in a bottle in the car so you dont have to take an exit and go to the gas station and ruin your “pace?” Ever done it whilst still driving? Pee is hotter than you think and more voluminous per occurrence. You need multiple 32 oz bottles
MakeNTGreatAgain
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- Aug 5, 2017
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nah i just pull over and let it rip tater chipppp
lovehateself
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- Feb 5, 2013
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"out of the office for the rest of the day"
- Mar 9, 2010
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Bruh just pull over
- May 25, 2001
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I take the x minutes left, eta xx:xx on the bottom of Waze as a challenge. Hell I peed in a bottle while turning left at a stop light once. #multitaskingftw also #goodthingikeepbabywipesondeckBruh just pull over
mplsdunk
Supporter
- May 25, 2004
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Nah bro, I’ll take a piss anywhere though.
Also water is dirt cheap here at least. Not worth leaving a foul mess in the toilet.
Also water is dirt cheap here at least. Not worth leaving a foul mess in the toilet.
6 Rings G.O.A.T.
Supporter
- Feb 11, 2006
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Double entendre don't ask me how..
Mr Dink
formerly foamposite xi
- Oct 8, 2012
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That’s right, sometimes it can’t wait. I even have a set up in my bathroom if I have a Zoom meeting but I gotta go.
- Dec 3, 2013
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Y’all are wild. Probably out here dry wiping and not washing your hands 
- May 8, 2013
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What's wrong with that? Just wash your handsY’all are wild. Probably out here dry wiping and not washing your hands
Mr Dink
formerly foamposite xi
- Oct 8, 2012
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Can’t save money on water bills if I wash my hands.What's wrong with that? Just wash your hands
- Aug 10, 2003
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I was working in the warehouse a few weeks back... and my company sold the warehouse to another company but we still had our products there.... we had a few weeks to vacate the building and get our stuff moved and picked up... the new owner was a jerk and he locked our bathroom... it was bad enough that we can only pee and had to add a bucket of water to the toilet for it to flush...so the guys working were just peeing in the bushes... I was like man I aint no animal at work and just left to mcdonalds or chick fil a to use the bathroom
