Cheap things you do vol. every dollar counts

[WASHED KING]

Paying for condoms and toilet paper is silly if you live remotely close to any large to semi large university.

 

[DripNick]

"Public restrooms licks" sounds like a wild fetish ngl

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

 

[TSCQ]

Those receipt checkers barely glance over the receipts and with how busy Costco gets I'm not so sure they'd be able to catch on that fast.

Loss prevention knows the game, they are watching.

 

[lovehateself]

Not that I would ever do this but I'm sure someone has gone to Costco, bought stuff, had their receipt marked, put their items in car, gone back inside, fill cart with same items and then told receipt checkers they already bought stuff but had to go back in cause they forgot something lol.

how exactly are you getting by the registers?

 

[Mr Dink]

You probably have a harder time getting into a Costco without a membership than stealing from there.

 

[Mr Dink]

how exactly are you getting by the registers?

My Costco has a large empty space between the registers and the food that you can just walk there and go to the exit.

 

[pdino]

These meal kits: Hello fresh, blue apron, dinnerly offer a promo on first delivery, I go HAM with one delivery then cancel subscription.

 

[TSCQ]

You probably have a harder time getting into a Costco without a membership than stealing from there.

Not really just tell them you like to get something from the food court, that doesn’t require a membership.

 

[lovehateself]

Not really just tell them you like to get something from the food court, that doesn’t require a membership.

not all costcos have their food courts inside
and some now require you to scan your membership card prior to ordering

 

[TSCQ]

not all costcos have their food courts inside
and some now require you to scan your membership card prior to ordering

Didn’t know certain Costcos got it setup like ultra nightclubs these days, just to get a pizza and a drink?

 

[datznasty]

These meal kits: Hello fresh, blue apron, dinnerly offer a promo on first delivery, I go HAM with one delivery then cancel subscription.

You tried Factor yet? I got a code for the free box

 

[Fozz]

Didn’t know certain Costcos got it setup like ultra nightclubs these days, just to get a pizza and a drink?

Yeah, because too many broke bois tried to finesse Costco during the pandemic and now they shutting folks down. Folks in the r/Costco sub-reddit are pissed at how long it takes to check out lmao

 

[darthska]

Paying for toilet paper is silly when it's so many public places with unguarded free rolls to take.

The cackle I just let out.

 

[townbidness]

how exactly are you getting by the registers?

 

[DadNboujee]

When I need new lightbulbs I just buy and return it with the old ones in there and tell them they didn’t work.

 

[MakeNTGreatAgain]

You probably have a harder time getting into a Costco without a membership than stealing from there.

Yeah, because too many broke bois tried to finesse Costco during the pandemic and now they shutting folks down. Folks in the r/Costco sub-reddit are pissed at how long it takes to check out lmao

i hate costco with a passion

but last summer my grandma died, (RIP) and i was arranging funeral stuff and no other store sells stuff in bulk so i walked into costco and got a flat cart full of stuff and tried to use a family member card and they was tripping about me paying the manager was giving me a hard time and i told her i really dont like shopping here but i need this stuff and she let me pay in cash. what a weird store i hate everything costco stands for

 

[oidreez]

Just rewatched Idiocracy 2 days ago

 

[SC kid]

Had a good workout this morning

 

[ahat]

Are you on the antonlavey workout program?

 

[wayniac211]

i hate costco with a passion

but last summer my grandma died, (RIP) and i was arranging funeral stuff and no other store sells stuff in bulk so i walked into costco and got a flat cart full of stuff and tried to use a family member card and they was tripping about me paying the manager was giving me a hard time and i told her i really dont like shopping here but i need this stuff and she let me pay in cash. what a weird store i hate everything costco stands for

rip to your gma. funny cause during funerals in my culture we mourn for like 14 days and have to feed people bunch of kirkland items lol

 

[mplsdunk]

My Costco membership is a picture of a sloth instead of myself.

They told me I was devaluing the membership with my picture.

I asked them how tf they think I got that picture? I sure didn’t walk back there and do it. One of their employees did it.

My sister works there and they tried to get me to snitch on who gave me a sloth pic. I just told them to kick rocks and ring me up.

“Well next time you need a new I’d, I’ll let it slide this time.”

FOH I’m not changing anything.

I hate Costco but it’s worth the bs in this economy.

 

[jayt1202]

Lol at I'll let it slide like they were doing you some great favor.

One of the Costcos close to my folks place now has a separate entrance for memberships/returns so you can sneak in lol.

 

[mplsdunk]

Like I should be honored to be in there.

I just spent 400 bucks just let it happen and get your money.

 

[MakeNTGreatAgain]

rip to your gma. funny cause during funerals in my culture we mourn for like 14 days and have to feed people bunch of kirkland items lol

ty fam