Can I Hit Loser? - MySpace/Facebook - Vol 3. New Year, No Fear,and New Prospects (update on pg 1)

[sorkoram]

Give it time fam, they do that sometimes, in the meantime put in work elsewhere

 

[iheartboost]

Originally Posted by ericberry14

Originally Posted by ToppShotta

Originally Posted by SpringfieldXD

scratch all the borrowing stuff...

tell her, "you look a little sickly in your profile pic. come get summa this vitamin D"

Finally some qualities lolz for me

first of your a douche bag for saying something like that. I know i am very white thats my actual skin color and i burn easly
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Mr. MVP
Date: Jan 9, 2009 5:37 PM


you look a little sickly in your profile pic. come get summa this vitamin D

NTnever cease to amaze me

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Originally Posted by IHeartBoost

Originally Posted by ericberry14

Originally Posted by ToppShotta

Originally Posted by SpringfieldXD

scratch all the borrowing stuff...

tell her, "you look a little sickly in your profile pic. come get summa this vitamin D"

Finally some qualities lolz for me

first of your a douche bag for saying something like that. I know i am very white thats my actual skin color and i burn easly
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Mr. MVP
Date: Jan 9, 2009 5:37 PM


you look a little sickly in your profile pic. come get summa this vitamin D

NT never cease to amaze me

You know the bluff play option on Madden... you're not supposed to actually run that play

 

[phillypac]

Originally Posted by airmissionretro


Overall Career Record: (0-517 ?)

FAILED!

 

[tmukg21]

Originally Posted by phillypac

Originally Posted by airmissionretro


Overall Career Record: (0-517 ?)

FAILED!

Back to training camp Mr. Atl. I mean the blitzes you see are because your own doing. Tell your offensive line to do its job, your quarterback needs time

(you are in ATL, come on.!!!)

 

[armenexchange]

haha sorkoram puttin in work as a coach. lol

question tho, once you pull these lines and it all goes thru, isnt it a little awkward meetin online chicks in person?

 

[doosta45]

Originally Posted by JohnnyRedStorm

Originally Posted by IHeartBoost

ericberry14 wrote:

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ToppShotta wrote:

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SpringfieldXD wrote:

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scratch all the borrowing stuff...




tell her, "you look a little sickly in your profile pic. come get summa this vitamin D"

Finally some qualities lolz for me

first of your a douche bag for saying something like that. I know i am very white thats my actual skin color and i burn easly


----------------- Original Message -----------------


From: Mr. MVP


Date: Jan 9, 2009 5:37 PM






you look a little sickly in your profile pic. come get summa this vitamin D

NT
never cease to amaze me

You know the bluff play option on Madden... you're not supposed to actually run that play

oh snap

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Originally Posted by ArmenExchange

haha sorkoram puttin in work as a coach. lol

question tho, once you pull these lines and it all goes thru, isnt it a little awkward meetin online chicks in person?

ehh i met one chick off of facebook, but it was only because we went to the same college and it was the beginning of our freshman year. and itwasn't terrible, i showed up with 2 of my friends and we jsut kicked it outside her dorm for like an hour...

 

[johnnyredstorm]

can i borrow you??? i'll give you back i pro...ahh %%%% it i wanna keep you

�

her
You're cute enough but not my type

�

me
thanks for the compliment... if you don't mind me asking, what is your type?

�

her
Well I read your profile and let's just say I'm anti-drug.

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me
lol i should probably note somewhere that i'm genuinely sarcastic, and that whole sex, drugs and rock and roll isn't serious. well the rock and roll part is. if i tell you a little about myself would that make a difference?

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her
Go for it Rock!

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me
haha where should i start??

let's see i'm a sophmore at st. john's, english major and looking to be a writer 1 day (movies)... i love zeppelin, nirvana and blink, i play basketball 3 nights a week, i was my 4th grade monopoly champion, i like to hang out with my friends and i have no problem making people laugh.

now on to you

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her
I'm Italian I love to sing. I'm an Assistant Teacher at a DayCare Center which is my dream job. (unless it was Singing) but I do that at work. My kids think I'm the little mermaid;P

I'm silly, loveable and if happy people annoy you don't talk to me! Because I cannot remember the last time I got mad. A sense of humor is a #1 priority!!!
MAKE ME LAUGH!

�

me
probably because you're as pretty as the little mermaid

what part of italy are you from?

ps i'll only make you laugh when i can hear you sing

�

her
Your gonna laugh at my singing?! Hmmmm ... Italian American. Was born here. Family's mostly from Naples, some from Tuscany and a little Sicilian, just enough so I can get mad! You?

�

me
well i do watch the american idol try outs.... haha
naples huh? well at least you have a little sicilian in you. have you ever visited italy?

�

her
No I've never been to Italy. One of my goals in life[emoji]9829[/emoji]
You might see me on the previews from American Idol, I tried out this year but over 10,000 people showed up from NY. And I was one of the last people to try out.
So you're Sicilian?

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me
wow i'll have to keep my eye out then...100 % Sicilian.. i'm about to get going though.. have i proven to be enough of your type to maybe get your number??

�

her
You didn't make me laugh!

Your 100% Italian!
I have to say I am interested. How can I loose a chance like this one? Lol.
What the hell? (516)***-****



I should text before I call right? And wait the customary 2 days?

Thank you all for convincing me to stay out of retirement. She's a cutie

 

[jjgrt5]

I wish I could join the roster but im too young.......

.......... my time shall come......... for now I watch from the bench.

 

[toppshotta]

She muffed my punt. Should I recover?

hahaha no that pick up line didnt really work, i would take another page out of your book. well im pretty sure you already know my name is sam

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Mr. MVP
Date: Jan 9, 2009 9:55 PM



Nah, just testing out my pick up lines? Did I pass?
Im Toppshotta btw
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Fro
Date: Jan 9, 2009 9:37 PM


im not serious just thought you might want to know do i know you by the way?

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From: Mr. MVP
Date: Jan 9, 2009 9:36 PM



Why sooo serious????
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From
Date: Jan 9, 2009 9:35 PM


um i wasnt sick i was walking around in the cold for 3 hours before i took that pic.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Mr. MVP
Date: Jan 9, 2009 9:30 PM


Sam you look a little sickly in your profile pic. come get summa this vitamin D

 

[tmukg21]

Originally Posted by ToppShotta


hahaha no that pick up line didnt really work, i would take another page out of your book. well im pretty sure you already know my name is sam

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Mr. MVP
Date: Jan 9, 2009 9:55 PM



Nah, just testing out my pick up lines? Did I pass?
Im Toppshotta btw
----------------- Original Message -----------------
Fro
Date: Jan 9, 2009 9:37 PM


im not serious just thought you might want to know do i know you by the way?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Mr. MVP
Date: Jan 9, 2009 9:36 PM



Why sooo serious????
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From
Date: Jan 9, 2009 9:35 PM


um i wasnt sick i was walking around in the cold for 3 hours before i took that pic.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Mr. MVP
Date: Jan 9, 2009 9:30 PM


Sam you look a little sickly in your profile pic. come get summa this vitamin D

even the defense is questioning the play call, putting 8 men in the box ,straight up stopping the run

 

[sorkoram]

Originally Posted by ArmenExchange

haha sorkoram puttin in work as a coach. lol

question tho, once you pull these lines and it all goes thru, isnt it a little awkward meetin online chicks in person?

At first yeah, but after that initial shock is over.. it goes down

 

[toppshotta]

tmukg21 wrote:

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Originally Posted by ToppShotta


hahaha no that pick up line didnt really work, i would take another page out of your book. well im pretty sure you already know my name is sam

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Mr. MVP
Date: Jan 9, 2009 9:55 PM



Nah, just testing out my pick up lines? Did I pass?
Im Toppshotta btw
----------------- Original Message -----------------
Fro
Date: Jan 9, 2009 9:37 PM


im not serious just thought you might want to know do i know you by the way?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Mr. MVP
Date: Jan 9, 2009 9:36 PM



Why sooo serious????
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From
Date: Jan 9, 2009 9:35 PM


um i wasnt sick i was walking around in the cold for 3 hours before i took that pic.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Mr. MVP
Date: Jan 9, 2009 9:30 PM


Sam you look a little sickly in your profile pic. come get summa this vitamin D

even the defense is questioning the play call, putting 8 men in the box , straight up stopping the run

Update: This chick happens to know a friend of the wifey...

Exactly why I dont have any pics up...

 

[toppshotta]

Does she look like shes eligible to play in the league?

Im 19 btw
Simpin ftw

lol u silly but im bout to get off here kall later or sumbin k 740---
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Mr. MVP
Date: Jan 9, 2009 11:26 PM



Im going to call you Superstar...
i didnt see a know so shall we discuss the terms of the lease

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From
Date: Jan 9, 2009 11:22 PM



well u can call me star or CeCe
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From: Mr. MVP
Date: Jan 9, 2009 11:21 PM



I'm Toppshotta... Is your name as pretty as your shape?
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From\
Date: Jan 9, 2009 11:19 PM



your silly whose dis
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Mr. MVP
Date: Jan 9, 2009 11:03 PM


hey gorgeous...can i borrow you? i promise ill give you back

 

[ebay 23]

Lets just say we're going to hang out pretty sooon

The messages with her are still going real smooth but I rather not post the rest!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: HER
Date: Jan 6, 2009 8:50 PM


as long as it aint for now creepy pervious @+*@..

lmao

and you are>??

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ME
Date: Jan 6, 2009 7:14 PM


Can I borrow you? I'll give you back.
Promise


The can I borrow you line is GOLD!!!!!!!!!

 

[sorkoram]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]box is box, not my motto, but that's just the way it is[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Keep it up guys, this is only the first 2weeks of January, we got 11 more months[/color]

 

[springfieldxd]

Originally Posted by doosta45

Originally Posted by JohnnyRedStorm

Originally Posted by IHeartBoost

ericberry14 wrote:

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ToppShotta wrote:

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SpringfieldXD wrote:

---

scratch all the borrowing stuff...




tell her, "you look a little sickly in your profile pic. come get summa this vitamin D"

Finally some qualities lolz for me

first of your a douche bag for saying something like that. I know i am very white thats my actual skin color and i burn easly


----------------- Original Message -----------------


From: Mr. MVP


Date: Jan 9, 2009 5:37 PM






you look a little sickly in your profile pic. come get summa this vitamin D

NT
never cease to amaze me

You know the bluff play option on Madden... you're not supposed to actually run that play

oh snap

you were not supposed to say that

recover with "can I be your douche bag? i'm fresh like summer's eve."

 

[sorkoram]

Originally Posted by SpringfieldXD


you were not supposed to say that

recover with "can I be your douche bag? i'm fresh like summer's eve."

what the hell fam?

 

[maddog345]

Ok coaches need a little help. Not sure what play I should hit her up with next?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Her
Date: Jan 10, 2009 11:57am

where are you taking me?



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ME
Date: Jan 9, 2009 4:55pm

can i borrow you? ill give you back. Promise

 

[iheartboost]

Originally Posted by SpringfieldXD

Originally Posted by doosta45

Originally Posted by JohnnyRedStorm

Originally Posted by IHeartBoost

ericberry14 wrote:

---

ToppShotta wrote:

---

SpringfieldXD wrote:

---

scratch all the borrowing stuff...

tell her, "you look a little sickly in your profile pic. come get summa this vitamin D"

Finally some qualities lolz for me

first of your a douche bag for saying something like that. I know i am very white thats my actual skin color and i burn easly

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Mr. MVP

Date: Jan 9, 2009 5:37 PM

you look a little sickly in your profile pic. come get summa this vitamin D

NT
never cease to amaze me

You know the bluff play option on Madden... you're not supposed to actually run that play

oh snap

you were not supposed to say that

recover with "can I be your douche bag? i'm fresh like summer's eve."

Daaammn

... J is on something, but *!@! it, im gonna use that line for lulz

 

[23mcpizzle23]

Originally Posted by maddog345

Ok coaches need a little help. Not sure what play I should hit her up with next?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Her
Date: Jan 10, 2009 11:57am

where are you taking me?



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ME
Date: Jan 9, 2009 4:55pm

can i borrow you? ill give you back. Promise

depends on if you want to run the deep pass or play it safe and run the toss sweep on 2nd and 7 i would say play it safe run the ball to soften upthe D. Introduce yourself and tell her somewhere quiet so i can get to know you personally share a few laughs and giggles. This way you dont commit yourself totaking her somewhere expensive and you sound like your not in it just for the box. Or you can just throw the post.....

 

[crank lucas]

dam, I remember when the sports metaphors first started about midway threw the vol.1 thread, back when I was active in the league, good too see you youngbloodskeeping the tradition alive, #%#% has me laughing sometimes

 

[domnator27]

put me in Coach! im ready to play...

 

[sorkoram]

Post your D-League statline then grab the bags ..