Can I Hit Loser? - MySpace/Facebook - Vol 3. New Year, No Fear,and New Prospects (update on pg 1)

[frankmatthews]

Someone snitches everytime. Everytime someone snitches.

 

[nothin4ever]

gave it to the married milf cause of that " can i hit loser " line


THanks

Sorkoram


I owe u 1

 

[toppshotta]

i cant do dat boo im a tease

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:
Date: Jun 9, 2009 3:58 AM

Can I borrow you?
Ill give you back
promise

Lets see if we can dig this thread out the grave.

 

[forgot about jae]

IT'S BEEN 1 YEAR SINCE I MADE NT HISTORY ON AN OLD SCREENNAME

YES, I WAS CRANK

YES, SHE TOOK CRANKED MY YANK [okay okay

]

let us reminisce over crank, my godddd

Originally Posted by CRANK DAT NIKETALK

Back after a month in the bing, over some trife shhhh

Back

Now, I want to give a special thanks to our Philipino correspondent, buggz05...Without him this thread wouldn't be possible. He drew up the plays, he funded the new weight room, he put our players on the cover of Madden 08. Let us rejoice.

I've been in talks with a few of you's while I got my visa back and was in the process of readmittance into the country.

I'm back, my passport aint gon expire this time either.

I'm back in the USA BABY,

USA

USA

USA

USA

Now for some home video I shot while overseas.

Our first encounter

her

My first game in the league

1st and 2nd down

3rd and 4th

Touchdown is in plain sight after she sends this letter of incorporation with the team


So I'm texting ol girl and she steals the official word of NT from me

.

...if she only knew

A challenger appears

and






Long story short I went to ol girls house wearing my things

[no napenny89]...I needed to repay my coaches for their effort and guidance this season, so I took a pic especially for NT

all for today

ps: Lets make it a rule to take a pic of the chick with your kicks on for NT proof

THANK YOU NIKETALK

 

[joe dirt]

Originally Posted by Danny Tanner

She asked for my digits, and she actually called me..I was like who's number is this

I picked up, and I was like who's this..and she was like

How could you forget about me??!! and I was like WELL DAMMN!! My bad

and we chatted for an hour and a half!!

Here's what I did....I know I wrote mad @%!% and simped a little

..but aye...thats part of the game right?

here's her pic









From: her
To: me
Date: May 24, 2009 3:23 PM
Subject: RE: Whattup Beautiful

LOL I AM VERY BUSY. Im gonna have to think about. im kidding we can work something out im out in st. francis at my moms but ill be out there in couple of days

hand over ur number.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
To: her
Date: May 24, 2009 3:17PM
Subject: RE: Whattup Beautiful

WOW!!! Strike 1?!

come on...how can you give this face a strike?!?! hahaha I see that you have some jokes tho!! I likes that..I likes that!! I'm sooo glad that summers here tho!!! I'm going to Izmir,Turkey on July 11th to chill at my summer house over there!! Until then..I'm going have a wavvvvvvvvvvvy time outside as well... Since you're trying to be outside..and i'm trying to be outside..we should do something outside together

Share some jokes...laughs..smiles..and end it out with a hug or two...Would you be down for that?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
To: me
Date: May 24, 2009 3:05 PM
Subject: RE: Whattup Beautiful

okay pkay. so you got my attention. Usually guys dont write paragraphs but you sure took the time to. Porn. yikes.LOL good joke though for a second i almost blocked ur %%!. HA-HA till i read "joke" part. strike one: spelled my name wrong. two more and your blocked. LOL U like that? SUmmer. UH...TO be outside as much as possible is my goal.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
To: her
Date: May 24, 2009 2:56 PM
Subject: RE: Whattup Beautiful

Well "her name", it was my pleasure in meeting you

As far as me..People call me DubbAi, but since you're sooo damn gorgeous, i'll just you my government. My real name is "my real name". Yup, I got a hyphanated first name..so you can just call me "????"or "????". Most ppl can't pronounce "???", but I can definitely teach you how to pronounce it

(YADA YADA YADA...My life story on where I lived...things I told her..DONT PAY ATTENTION TO THIS)

As far as hobbies...I like to chill...Produce music...I use to play alot of soccer til I picked up mad foot Injuries

... I to like cruise on my skateboard/and or GT DYNO..Collect sneakers....I like to travel..and just like you..I like to crack jokes!!

When it comes to the ladies...I like a lady with style and/or sex appeal

..I like them down to earth..funny

...independent..and having the ability to alphabatize my porn collection!!!! I just hate to see it when there is HOTT OFFICE girls mixed in the B category while i'm searching for Bad skool girls vol8 (hahahahah You see I told you I got jokes

ahahaa)

WOW!! this is an essay!!!! hahaha sorry :/

so..."her name"..what are your plans for this summer??

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:her
To: me
Date: May 24, 2009 10:49 AM
Subject: RE: Whattup Beautiful

The name is "Her Name" I'm laid back. I'm funny and independent. Enjoy a guy who is real, funny, and loyal. NBa? Honestly I watched the game like twice have idea. From Ukraine (eastern Europe) now in Mineapolis. Cook? I'd say im pretty okay.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
To: her
Date: May 23, 2009 10:54 PM
Subject: RE: Whattup Beautiful

OWWWWWWWWw

Alrite my beautiful goddess, before you let me beat, can I ask what your name is??

Where are you from? What do you like to do for fun? Who do you think is going to win the NBA Finals? Can You cook?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
To: me
Date: May 23, 2009 4:35 PM
Subject: RE: Whattup Beautiful

That's pretty. Than beat.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
To: her
Date: May 23, 2009 1:41 PM
Subject: Whattup Beautiful

If I gave you my heart, would you let me beat??

Don't get your hopes up, you see that scar on her left arm-tetanus shot scar- that's a sign she was not born in the United States.

Shes from the Ukraine, chances are high she overstayed on a Visa and is desperate to find a scrub to help her obtain a green card.

Smash but do not become attached.

 

[cobra kai]

hmmm, this thread is back up for the summer? very interesting. interesting indeed.

*proceeds to sign on myspace and go in*

 

[ballinamillion1]

Originally Posted by ToppShotta

i cant do dat boo im a tease

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:
Date: Jun 9, 2009 3:58 AM

Can I borrow you?
Ill give you back
promise

Lets see if we can dig this thread out the grave.

so u dig the post out of the grave by posting this

dead that homie

 

[ramzs8906]

THERE IS NO OFF SEASON!

 

[kicksaremylife]

Can i borrow you?? Ill give you right back?? Its aight, but whys that the only line yall keep usin?? I didnt go thru the whole thing but dayum nobody gotanother 1?? Lmao a
@ sum of yall 2. Some of you guys are hopeless. Well no hatin tho good luck 2 yall, now just use this on the street and it might pop off faster.

 

[sorkoram]

nah that was a LG White Chocolate fam

FAJ

 

[marionthebarberian]

im finally joining this thread...

need some quick help

i'll let u set it then i'll just make a few adjustments if need be:u

user.namebre wrote:
are you going to set them or should I?

0.lifes.an.illusion.0 wrote:
sure y not

user.namebre wrote:
i see i have your attention, shall we discuss the terms fo the lease?

0.lifes.an.illusion.0 wrote:
lol...

user.namebre wrote:
can I borrow you?

p.s.
I promise to give you back.

 

[sorkoram]

She wrote you a blank check fam, go for the hail mary..she's your first attempt, you'll have plenty more


just don't fumble because you're in a good position to get her number first off

 

[omgitswes]

lol this is funny. never actually thought girls fell for this kinda stuff

 

[million dollar stacks]

 

[whateversclever]

I was just looking at this yesterday. I took alot of lines from vol. 2
ill post pics later

 

[whateversclever]

before any pedo comments are said. im only 17


okay here it is, I commented her picture and said.
Me:
June 16, 2009 12:22 AM
Can i borrow you? Ill give you back, Promise.

Her:
June 16, 2009 12:25 AM
lol, CUTEST THING EVER

Me:
June 16, 2009 12:30 AM
So is that a yes? =]] We shall make a contract for me to borrow you

Her:
June 16, 2009 12:35 AM
tell me where to sign, lol

Me:
Jun 16, 2009 12:41 AM
To set up the contract im going to need 4 things
1. Your phone number
2. The days you are free for me to borrow you
3. a picture of you
and 4. a list of special skills/talens that u can bring to the table for this contract =]]

- all for business purposes ofcooursee ; )

Her:
Jun 16 2009 12:54 AM
ok well,

1. 646 XXX-XXXX
2. mon-wed., friday & sat.
3.
4. i can cook, dance, attempt to sing, biligual....

Me:
Jun 16, 2009 1:03 AM
Okay i saved your number to my cellphone ^_^ to keep in contact =]]
Sounds good =D!!
I will borrow you for recreational purposes. wont be long just long enough for us to enjoy smiles and laughs.
And im sure a woman of your caliber recieves this everyday but you are beeauuutifull ^_^ i hope i spelled beautiful rite, probably not :- p
Cook =-O =] sounds great lol. You should sing for mee x] (in spanish) since your bilingual

Her:
Jun 16 2009 1:07 AM
lol, you had me smiling throughout that whole comment. thank you. txt me anytime

Me:
Jun 16, 2009 1:17 AM
I'm glad I made you smile! =D
I will text you tomorrow to discuss the terms of our contract.
I shall go to sleep now, since i must wake up early tomorrow to go donate some of my shoes to an orphanage :]


Her:
Jun 16 2009 1:27 AM
aww, how sweet. sweet dreams.







Soo i need a coach, where do i go from there? Im going to work today and probably wont have time to text here, should i text her at night? any more lines icould use.. Thanks

 

[jayadict92]

im about to create a myspace so i can get it on this.

 

[sorkoram]

Originally Posted by Whateversclever

before any pedo comments are said. im only 17


okay here it is, I commented her picture and said.
Me:
June 16, 2009 12:22 AM
Can i borrow you? Ill give you back, Promise.

Her:
June 16, 2009 12:25 AM
lol, CUTEST THING EVER

Me:
June 16, 2009 12:30 AM
So is that a yes? =]] We shall make a contract for me to borrow you

Her:
June 16, 2009 12:35 AM
tell me where to sign, lol

Me:
Jun 16, 2009 12:41 AM
To set up the contract im going to need 4 things
1. Your phone number
2. The days you are free for me to borrow you
3. a picture of you
and 4. a list of special skills/talens that u can bring to the table for this contract =]]

- all for business purposes ofcooursee ; )

Her:
Jun 16 2009 12:54 AM
ok well,

1. 646 XXX-XXXX
2. mon-wed., friday & sat.
3.
4. i can cook, dance, attempt to sing, biligual....


Soo i need a coach, where do i go from there? Im going to work today and probably wont have time to text here, should i text her at night? any more lines i could use.. Thanks

You orchestrating like

She seem mad innocent, but I bet it's a different story once she puts on her game face

My dude take it easy if you really trying to go for it and when you text her, ask her when she'd like to hangout (seeing as how she gave you her whole damnschedule

)

and poke fun and ask her to say something in another language about you

( if you speak it, do not acknowledge it till after you havemade some guess that has a

at the end)

..smooth sailing

 

[thenorthside]

damn how have i misssed this thread?

i need to try this %#%% out

 

[importking]

lol yall dudes fools

 

[tawainexhypex]

Damn thats my area Code...Dunno where you found that but Props...Did you score?

 

[tawainexhypex]

Originally Posted by Sorkoram

hmm I hear it...

[pac] its on me [/pac]

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: SimplyBEAUTiFuL
Date: Jan 1, 2009 10:09 PM

well get at me on my cell 817689XXXX

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Playboy - on one
Date: Jan 1, 2009 10:11 PM


haha in that case we need to get that poppin soon !

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: SimplyBEAUTiFuL
Date: Jan 1, 2009 10:04 PM


aSapppppp

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Playboy - on one
Date: Jan 1, 2009 10:00 PM



so when you down hehe? you'll be good in my hands I assure you

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: SimplyBEAUTiFuL
Date: Jan 1, 2009 9:49 PM


for sureee =)

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Playboy - on one
Date: Jan 1, 2009 9:40 PM



lets make this #%$ happen then

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: SimplyBEAUTiFuL
Date: Jan 1, 2009 9:37 PM


when you want to?! =) sounds like a plan then booo

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Playboy - on one
Date: Jan 1, 2009 9:33 PM


so when you gonna let me borrow you for a couple of hours, maybe even longer hehe Damn Shes in My ares Code..%#*...where you find that?Assist please...

 

[sorkoram]

hell nah I didn't smash

I got over there to get in the endzone and another chick hit me up, I was gone off one so I automatically picked up my phone and she was talking loud, shortyhit me with the whole "who is that?" routin

...straight FUMBLE

had me like

"THIS B*&%$ !!!! "

but I bounced back with a big splash though.

you in the DFW, I can GLADLY assist.

 

[stephonurkel]

man im jealous as hell... i live in an area where ive alrdy ran thru all the prospects.. n the ones i havent r friends wit the ones i have

my last like 2-3 attempts went like this

me: can i borrow you?

her: nice try playboy u tryed that on my girl

me: so is that a no?

her: u kinda cute but its pathetic u gotta use the same line on every girl

me: hmmmm

LOL

 

[sorkoram]

I'll say this much. If your page is user friendly and you look anywhere near decent, then jumpoffs can and WILL get at you, trust me.