Can I Hit Loser? - MySpace/Facebook - Vol 3. New Year, No Fear,and New Prospects (update on pg 1)

[trapmuzik617]

Originally Posted by habib77fm

she looks like that... loves givin head... get back out there son!... Close it out!

 

[i dont pass]

Yo I wish there was cute connecticut chicks on myspace FML

 

[young halo]

good sutff y'all... how many have beat already?

 

[put em up]

i got two questions

1. why is no one posting pics of the chicks with the conversations?

2. has anybody smashed yet?


the first myspace jumpoff thread vol. 1, cats were coming back with evidence of the broads that got piped down.

 

[calypso chanta]

........im thinking i might have to try and put my name in the draft, im ready for the pro league.

 

[danny tanner]

Shorty caught me offgaurd with her respond. How should I get at her...I don't want to come off too beastly, but I still want to score

Her
That's pretty. Than beat.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Me
To: Her
Date: May 23, 2009 1:41 PM
Subject: Whattup Beautiful

If I gave you my heart, would you let me beat??

 

[sorkoram]

^

what the hell kinda response is that

but to answer questions..quite a few have beat in here, including myself ..pictures/video posted couple of pages back

I got lurkers so I can't say much at THIS moment

 

[danny tanner]

Originally Posted by Sorkoram

^

what the hell kinda response is that

but to answer questions..quite a few have beat in here, including myself ..pictures/video posted couple of pages back

I got lurkers so I can't say much at THIS moment

Well that doesn't help...

C'mon Sorkoram! I need you to show me the way into the mists of avalon!!

 

[dathbgboy]

Originally Posted by Danny Tanner




Shorty caught me offgaurd with her respond. How should I get at her...I don't want to come off too beastly, but I still want to score

Her
That's pretty. Than beat.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Me
To: Her
Date: May 23, 2009 1:41 PM
Subject: Whattup Beautiful

If I gave you my heart, would you let me beat??

Run w/ it as a yes, get her to discuss her preference regarding position, fast/slow, s&s or l&d, etc. If she bites, u got a 15 yd pass anda 1st down. If not, 2nd and 9

 

[sorkoram]

Originally Posted by Danny Tanner

Originally Posted by Sorkoram

^

what the hell kinda response is that

but to answer questions..quite a few have beat in here, including myself ..pictures/video posted couple of pages back

I got lurkers so I can't say much at THIS moment

Well that doesn't help...

C'mon Sorkoram! I need you to show me the way into the mists of avalon!!

my bad fam

Well, it looked like she thought it was cute( _I don't need a damn pause here_), so there's a couple of directions you can go. For starters, you couldfind out her name or say F it and get straight to the point..

Since you posed that question, you can take it to the next level and ask her when ...if your confidence is on point

If not, then you could keep up the humor with a routine line and ease into her defense (no pun, wait, ALL PUN

)

I can get you to the door, but can't walk you in young Skywalker...it'd be pretty easy/tough to drop the ball, depending once again on how muchconfidence you have in what you say.


Scout her page and see what you can dig up, whether it be humor,music,movies, fashion taste, etc.. just incase you have to put in work

 

[danny tanner]

Originally Posted by Sorkoram

Originally Posted by Danny Tanner

Originally Posted by Sorkoram

^

what the hell kinda response is that

but to answer questions..quite a few have beat in here, including myself ..pictures/video posted couple of pages back

I got lurkers so I can't say much at THIS moment

Well that doesn't help...

C'mon Sorkoram! I need you to show me the way into the mists of avalon!!

my bad fam

Well, it looked like she thought it was cute( _I don't need a damn pause here_), so there's a couple of directions you can go. For starters, you could find out her name or say F it and get straight to the point..

Since you posed that question, you can take it to the next level and ask her when ...if your confidence is on point

If not, then you could keep up the humor with a routine line and ease into her defense (no pun, wait, ALL PUN

)

I can get you to the door, but can't walk you in young Skywalker...it'd be pretty easy/tough to drop the ball, depending once again on how much confidence you have in what you say.


Scout her page and see what you can dig up, whether it be humor,music,movies, fashion taste, etc.. just incase you have to put in work

Thank you master Sorkoram. I shall not fail you!

 

[danny tanner]

She asked for my digits, and she actually called me..I was like who's number is this

I picked up, and I was like who's this..and she was like

How could you forget about me??!! and I was like WELL DAMMN!! My bad

and we chatted for an hour and a half!!

Here's what I did....I know I wrote mad @%!% and simped a little

..but aye...thats part of the game right?

here's her pic









From: her
To: me
Date: May 24, 2009 3:23 PM
Subject: RE: Whattup Beautiful

LOL I AM VERY BUSY. Im gonna have to think about. im kidding we can work something out im out in st. francis at my moms but ill be out there in couple of days

hand over ur number.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
To: her
Date: May 24, 2009 3:17PM
Subject: RE: Whattup Beautiful

WOW!!! Strike 1?!

come on...how can you give this face a strike?!?! hahaha I see that you have some jokes tho!! I likes that..I likes that!! I'm soooglad that summers here tho!!! I'm going to Izmir,Turkey on July 11th to chill at my summer house over there!! Until then..I'm going have awavvvvvvvvvvvy time outside as well... Since you're trying to be outside..and i'm trying to be outside..we should do something outside together

Share some jokes...laughs..smiles..and end it out with a hug or two...Would you be down for that?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
To: me
Date: May 24, 2009 3:05 PM
Subject: RE: Whattup Beautiful

okay pkay. so you got my attention. Usually guys dont write paragraphs but you sure took the time to. Porn. yikes.LOL good joke though for a second i almostblocked ur %%!. HA-HA till i read "joke" part. strike one: spelled my name wrong. two more and your blocked. LOL U like that? SUmmer. UH...TO beoutside as much as possible is my goal.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
To: her
Date: May 24, 2009 2:56 PM
Subject: RE: Whattup Beautiful

Well "her name", it was my pleasure in meeting you

As far as me..People call me DubbAi, but since you're sooo damn gorgeous, i'll just youmy government. My real name is "my real name". Yup, I got a hyphanated first name..so you can just call me "????"or "????". Mostppl can't pronounce "???", but I can definitely teach you how to pronounce it

(YADA YADA YADA...My life story on where I lived...things I toldher..DONT PAY ATTENTION TO THIS)

As far as hobbies...I like to chill...Produce music...I use to play alot of soccer til I picked up mad foot Injuries

... I to like cruise on myskateboard/and or GT DYNO..Collect sneakers....I like to travel..and just like you..I like to crack jokes!!

When it comes to the ladies...I like a lady with style and/or sex appeal

..I like them down to earth..funny

...independent..and having the ability toalphabatize my porn collection!!!! I just hate to see it when there is HOTT OFFICE girls mixed in the B category while i'm searching for Bad skool girlsvol8 (hahahahah You see I told you I got jokes

ahahaa)

WOW!! this is an essay!!!! hahaha sorry :/

so..."her name"..what are your plans for this summer??

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:her
To: me
Date: May 24, 2009 10:49 AM
Subject: RE: Whattup Beautiful

The name is "Her Name" I'm laid back. I'm funny and independent. Enjoy a guy who is real, funny, and loyal. NBa? Honestly I watched the gamelike twice have idea. From Ukraine (eastern Europe) now in Mineapolis. Cook? I'd say im pretty okay.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
To: her
Date: May 23, 2009 10:54 PM
Subject: RE: Whattup Beautiful

OWWWWWWWWw

Alrite my beautiful goddess, before you let me beat, can I ask what your name is??

Where are you from? What do you like to do for fun? Who do you think is going to win the NBA Finals? Can You cook?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
To: me
Date: May 23, 2009 4:35 PM
Subject: RE: Whattup Beautiful

That's pretty. Than beat.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
To: her
Date: May 23, 2009 1:41 PM
Subject: Whattup Beautiful

If I gave you my heart, would you let me beat??

 

[23mcpizzle23]

Originally Posted by Sorkoram



Vegas:

http://www.myspace.com/****udontcopymebitches

fam dont do it i already went in with the "can i borrow you" she bit but i couldn't close the deAl

 

[jason23richardson]

prom king checking in real quick say whatup bums, there's girls in real life you can actually meet off the streets.



but keep going for it anyways, get that confidence up

 

[badboyf0life420]

Originally Posted by 23MCpizzle23

Originally Posted by Sorkoram



Vegas:

http://www.myspace.com/****udontcopymebitches

fam dont do it i already went in with the "can i borrow you" she bit but i couldn't close the deAl

lmaao me too , i did it like when this thread started a couple of months ago...
i thought she was going to bite after her first response and then she just started giving one word answers. so i stopped.

 

[habib77fm]

sorkoram ive been using your technique since thursday and in 5 days i pulled 9 numbers. Thats almost 2 numbers a day..........can you dig it?????

 

[timelessflight]

i need to get up on this again.

 

[guerrilla warfare]

Originally Posted by Sorkoram

Can I Hit Loser? - MySpace/Facebook - Vol 3

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Originally Posted by Jason23Richardson

prom king checking in real quick say whatup bums, there's girls in real life you can actually meet off the streets.



but keep going for it anyways, get that confidence up

Yea but you're frail.

 

[suckafree85]

Dam this is still going??

I pulled a Jay-z and retired.

Only boned 1 girl from the first "can I hit loser." When I was doing it this time I wasnt getting any play. I think you Nters from the Bay sent thesemessages to every girl out here.

All I was getting was..... "I've heard that one before."

 

[guerrilla warfare]

Thread of da year....

 

[sorkoram]

Originally Posted by badboyf0life420

Originally Posted by 23MCpizzle23

Originally Posted by Sorkoram



Vegas:

http://www.myspace.com/****udontcopymebitches

fam dont do it i already went in with the "can i borrow you" she bit but i couldn't close the deAl

lmaao me too , i did it like when this thread started a couple of months ago...
i thought she was going to bite after her first response and then she just started giving one word answers. so i stopped.

just to let yall know, I know Jackie and know exactly what type ofdefense she runs..guranteed she won't bite, I just wanted to post up a challenge

habib77fm & Danny Tanner -

 

[premeone]

I started playing again. Looks very promising for me.

 

[breaux]

...just read the last 30.....


#$%$% EPIC

 

[socluis90]

i know this might not help in this thread much but the line "sup loser" get's a response almost every time.

i bagged 2 chicks thanks to this thread though