Can I Hit Loser? - MySpace/Facebook - Vol 3. New Year, No Fear,and New Prospects (update on pg 1)

[twistedb9]

Just got sacked. Loss of yardage.
This girl hit me diiiiiirty!!
39 yr old skeezer

I countered her message but shes yet to respond. We'll see if it works. For the first time though, im not feelin all that confident about it. haha.

From: me
yo: her


Well considering I've been told im the Michael Phelps of love.. I think my swagger is doing just fine.
You might just have to find out for yourself though...

Having said that... Shall we discuss the terms of this lease?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
To: ::me
Date: Feb 13, 2009 12:49 AM
Subject: RE: Hey loser : )


WOWZZZERS....maybe if u had more swagger i'd consider it,,but since u dont...ur loss!!!
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ::me
To: her
Date: Feb 13, 2009 12:39 AM
Subject: Hey loser : )


Can I borrow you? I'll give you back.
Promise : )

 

[theswoosh]

For all you dudes asking for advice click the link and read.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/...ef=sib_dp_ptu#reader-link

 

[toppshotta]

Originally Posted by IHeartBoost

Originally Posted by cronicmole

Originally Posted by ToppShotta


Has she seen the playbook? Should I forfeit or run with the normal offense?

hahaha ok your rite

My name is ---- this guy named ---- is cuute and made me smileee haha monopoly is a good game and yes it does impress me if u can play one game thru that impresses me but a whole 6th grade thats REAALLY IMPRESSIVE u do sound romantic and thats what i like im not really a barbie doll i have diff kinds of friends, i like candle lit dinners, and going out and having fun, i like to party and can drink more than most guys can, i like rock and roll hardly any rap, my best friend's name is hailey, i drive a 2004 Nissan Skyline GT-R and love it more than anything, i've only had one boyfriend and it didnt last long, im not a #%% still a virgin actually =) uhm and i guess for the rest you'll have to find out

----------------- Original Message -------------
Date: Feb 10, 2009 9:17 AM
Subject: No Subject


Do you remember when you were a little kid and you walked the aisles of toys r us and wanted that toy barbie sooo bad but your parents wouldnt get it for you? Thats the way I feel about you right now.

Since it seems like you have a lot on your plate and you havent had a chance to get to my message yet, let me save you the time (im a hopeless romantic like that) and allow me to tell you about me first.
My name is ----. I love long walks on the beach, serenating beautiful girls named ---- under the stars, candle lit dinners and bubble baths in the most exotic of oils. I was also my 6th grade monopoly champ if that impresses you.
Since I told you about me, i find it only appropriate for you to return the favor hun.

Im in love with her 2 Toppshotta

...chick is running game on you, ain't no such thing as a 2004 Nissan Skyline GT-R

, on top of that, I'm sure that's not even shorty real pic...ole saving pic as, frontin @$@ female

Here is one chick I was talking to last week, she just sounded real dumb,

and the way she typed kind of annoyed me. I just gave up on talking to her. Although she hit me back up, I haven't even message her back

ill probably hit her back tomorrow...

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Her
Date: Feb 6, 2009 12:34 AM


Mmn 000o0ok.. L0l.. u crazy. Im sad and c0ld...
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Me
Date: Feb 6, 2009 8:29 AM

lol, you're too funny. Anyways, I was just trying to get your attention that's all. So, what's up, how are you?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Her
Date: Feb 6, 2009 12:21 AM
Subject: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: Heyy!


I still dnt get it..

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Me
Date: Feb 6, 2009 8:17 AM

We can leave that up to imagination! I rather keep you cutie than borrow but it's all up to you

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Her
Date: Feb 6, 2009 12:05 AM
Subject: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: Heyy!


But wut r u g0nna d0 wit me// h0w r u g0nna b0rr0w me.. //

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Me
Date: Feb 6, 2009 7:42 AM

Nope, not kidding

before we discuss the lease, tell me about yourself, btw my name is Michael or you can call me Mike

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Her
Date: Feb 5, 2009 11:30 PM


But theyre g0nna laught 0f me.. U g0tta be kidding me.. L0l

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Me
Date: Feb 6, 2009 7:27 AM

Recreational purpose, a few smiles and laughs, maybe a hug or two! So shall we discuss the terms of the lease

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Her
Date: Feb 5, 2009 11:06 PM


Huh// 4 wut// h0w//

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..Me
Date: Feb 6, 2009 4:00 AM

Can I borrow you I promise to give you back

Anybody want her myspace pm'd for further investigation?

 

[nako xl]

Originally Posted by Sorkoram

Originally Posted by Nako XL

aiight. i'm 90% sure she has a man

but im scouting, i'll be back later with the info as soon as (if

) she accepts my friend request... should i send a message with it?

Well I mean, you could, usually most chicks accept

I send messages with them every so often, but its completely up to you because you can't respond to a message that someone sent you in a request, feel me?

edit- If she runs d-1 track, she's flexible

you need a methodical drive if you trying to homewreck ( I don't condone it but I know how to get it done

)

Coach, she's not accepting the friend request, what do I do?!

I feel like her and her man are shooting Joe Budden-esque "Hey, Nako, you're lame!!" videos right now

 

[sorkoram]

Originally Posted by Nako XL

Coach, she's not accepting the friend request, what do I do?!

I feel like her and her man are shooting Joe Budden-esque "Hey, Nako, you're lame!!" videos right now

Follow your blocks and let the play develop, it may take sometime for her to accept (her man may be around

)
In the meantime, scout out and do work on other chicks and come back to that chick when the opportunity presentsitself.

Rule - Don't ever put focus onto a chick until she's talking about the contract, until then ...Continue to BUILDyour roster

 

[refuse2lose24]

time for me to get in the game.. coaches im taking the warm ups off

 

[forgot about jae]

Originally Posted by Infyrno23

here are a few lines that might work fellas...

If i told you i slept with your bestfriend... would you talk to me?
(she will respond "No")
(You respond "good because i didnt... so my name is ____, whats yours")


Fair Lady... you look to be in need of a spanking? May I be the one to paddle thine behind? (terrible...but sometimes terrible works.... if you get a "lol" back)


since you open this message.... you might as well give me your name, number and Panty Size. (clearly if she responds back it will be negative, and then you hit her with the "i was just playing i wanted to get your attention....etc....etc.... old play from Vol 1.)

Your page is Lame (just a shot in the dark... if she responds... hit her with the anit negatives again...)

Hey cutie, if the roles where reversed and you were trying to hit on me.... what would you say to get my attention?
(if she responds back with a line.... just copy and paste it back to her)
ex.... I would say hey sexy lets bone asap!...... then you reply.... "Ok well...... Hey sexy lets bone asap!!!! lol Im J/k but i see you have a sense of humor, whats your name"


might work....might not.... ya'll can try if you want.

he's back

!

 

[twistedb9]

Update from post 1705:
This bopper is playin some tight D.


From: me
to: her

I would never think you are the "pass around" type. You're far too electric for that!
Well, let me tell you a little about myself and see if I cant divert your attention my way : )
I like long romantic walks on the beach, serenating beautiful girls named Joanna, writing poetry under the stars and bubble baths in the most exotic of oils.
To keep it short... I'm just the guy you've been looking for.

Since I told you about me, I find it only appropriate for you to tell me about you : )

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
To: ::me
Date: Feb 14, 2009 11:43 AM
Subject: RE: Re: RE: Hey loser : )


iam definitely the laughing/smiling type!!!
LOADS OF FUN...

however...iam not the "pass around" kinda girl!!
i chill with one guy at a time hun...but if u manage to divert my attention,,then perhaps we'll share more than just a few laughts...

Joanna
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ::me
To: her
Date: Feb 14, 2009 9:50 AM
Subject: Re: RE: Hey loser : )


Well, let me rephrase that for you then.
Can I borrow you? Just long enough for us to share a couple of laughs and a few smiles?
You are the laughing and smiling type. Right?

What do you have planned for Vday?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..her
to: me
Date: Feb 14, 2009 1:32 PM
k...iam sure u have a bit of swagger hun...i wont take that away from u...i dont know u!!
having said that....i dont commit to anything!!! i avoid words like,,"terms" and "lease" whether i like it or not!!!


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ::me
To: her
Date: Feb 13, 2009 12:51 AM
Subject: RE: Hey loser : )


Well considering I've been told im the Michael Phelps of love.. I think my swagger is doing just fine.
You might just have to find out for yourself though..

Having said that... Shall we discuss the terms of this lease?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
To: ::me
Date: Feb 13, 2009 12:49 AM
Subject: RE: Hey loser : )


WOWZZZERS....maybe if u had more swagger i'd consider it,,but since u dont...ur loss!!!
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ::me
To: her
Date: Feb 13, 2009 12:39 AM
Subject: Hey loser : )


Can I borrow you? I'll give you back.
Promise : )

 

[da703trailblaza]

your variation of that line worked well me for.

 

[twistedb9]

Originally Posted by da703trailblaza

your variation of that line worked well me for.

It usually works well for me too but this bop is NOT having it. Think I'm gonna have to take the L on this one.
Heres another update.


From: me
to: her

I was just tryin to make you laugh hun. I wasn't being overly serious about any of the things I wrote. ha.
If you want me to be serious and honest.. here it goes.. I would dance for you in my underwear if you wanted me to but I don't wear any. I don't minddancing naked for you though. I can show you a move or two and then you can show me one or two. ha. Is that better?



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..her
Date: Feb 15, 2009 2:21 AM

ok ok...let me feed u a few lines of crap!!...i like watching sports on ESPN every night, making homemade meals for dinner, boys dancing around in theirunderwear (oh wait...thats exciting), and unoriginal pick-up lines for guys on myspace!!! LOL

but really,,i'll let up on u and not be sooo hateful hun...that's mean!! oops

ttyl

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
To: her
Date: Feb 14, 2009 5:09 PM
Subject: RE: Re: RE: Hey loser : )


I would never think you are the "pass around" type. You're far too electric for that!
Well, let me tell you a little about myself and see if I cant divert your attention my way : )
I like long romantic walks on the beach, serenating beautiful girls named Joanna, writing poetry under the stars and bubble baths in the most exotic of oils.
To keep it short... I'm just the guy you've been looking for.

Since I told you about me, I find it only appropriate for you to tell me about you : )

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
To: ::me
Date: Feb 14, 2009 11:43 AM
Subject: RE: Re: RE: Hey loser : )


iam definitely the laughing/smiling type!!!
LOADS OF FUN...

however...iam not the "pass around" kinda girl!!
i chill with one guy at a time hun...but if u manage to divert my attention,,then perhaps we'll share more than just a few laughts...

 

[first round draft pick]

I need some help coaches...anyone?



From: HER
i didnt have one either,
im just wit my girls today....
i HAD one..but dat man wanted to take me to Burger King.

but lol,ummm who would u be borrowing me from??

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ME

Date: Feb 14, 2009 4:34 PM
Subject: RE: No Subject


its ok i guess except 4 one smalll detail...i have no valentine
well lindsey back to the original question....since i didnt see a no should we discuss the terms of my borrowing lease lol j/k

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: HER

Date: Feb 14, 2009 2:26 PM
Subject: RE: No Subject


dats coo,
how's ur valentines day goin?
and awww,
nice 2 meet u chris..da government name is lindsey..hehe
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ME
Date: Feb 14, 2009 11:43 AM
Subject: RE: No Subject


i'm fine
ahh so i made you smile lol well i just HAD to get your attention...i can only imagine how much messages a day a woman of your caliber gets a day
im chris by tha way

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:HER
Date: Feb 14, 2009 11:31 AM
Subject: RE: No Subject


u silly,
and im okayyyy :]
how u doin?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ME

Date: Feb 14, 2009 11:15 AM
Subject: No Subject


hey gorgeous...can i borrow you? i promise ill give you back j/k
hello how are u

 

[premeone]

I need a new way to say "special talents" it backfired on me with one skeezo and she flipped out. Maybe it's just her but it's worked onother females. BTW you guys come up with any new lines?

 

[iheartboost]

Originally Posted by First Round Draft Pick

I need some help coaches...anyone?

86 pages of plays, are you scared of the ++%#%? Run the usually route...

"recreational purpose, a few laughs, smiles, maybe a hug or two"

 

[first round draft pick]

lol I'm not a rookie bro i just wanted a nother line. dont get your jock strap in a bunch lol just messin with you bro.

 

[yungswagga]

Can I come back or should I take the L?
I might hit her with that Camron line

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her

No. You probably dont have enough intelligence to know the meaning of lesbian
so let me enlighten you. Lesbian-a woman who ONLY desires the love and sexual
intimacy of another WOMAN. Have a nice day perv.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me

Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. promise.

 

[mcflyyy]

take the l on that playboy

ain't no comin back from that

 

[iheartboost]

Originally Posted by YungSwagga

Can I come back or should I take the L?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her

No. You probably dont have enough intelligence to know the meaning of lesbian
so let me enlighten you. Lesbian-a woman who ONLY desires the love and sexual
intimacy of another WOMAN. Have a nice day perv.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me

Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. promise.

forget that female, she aint worthy of the pipe

 

[toppshotta]

Is this really going anywhere?

Lol nothing

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:
Date: Feb 16, 2009 8:23 AM


20 years young currently. What does age have to do with anything? lol
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From
Date: Feb 16, 2009 3:19 AM
Subject: Re: RE: Re: RE: Re//


I don't know? who are you just kiddin i just i really don't know lol how old are you?

----------------- Original Message -----------------

Date: Feb 16, 2009 8:09 AM


Yeah it is. So is that good or bad news?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
her
Date: Feb 16, 2009 3:08 AM
Subject: Re: RE: Re//


Lol nope can't tell can't see it lol i guess it is time for a change

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Feb 16, 2009 7:58 AM


Not really mine either but its 09 and time for change.

Yea I dont even have swag anyways. I have a aura. You cant tell?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:
To: me
Date: Feb 16, 2009 2:56 AM
Subject: Re//


First of all to hit on someone on my space is not my style lol not only that i can't tell swag from a pic

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..me
Date: Feb 16, 2009 7:48 AM


Hey cutie, if the roles where reversed and you were trying to hit on me.... what would you say to get my attention?

 

[sorkoram]

Originally Posted by ToppShotta

Is this really going anywhere?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:
To: me
Date: Feb 16, 2009 2:56 AM
Subject: Re//


First of all to hit on someone on my space is not my style lol not only that i can't tell swag from a pic

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ..me
Date: Feb 16, 2009 7:48 AM


Hey cutie, if the roles where reversed and you were trying to hit on me.... what would you say to get my attention?

Nah fam, she called you out in her FIRST response, move on.

 

[lrrr]

Internet. It is serious business?

 

[yungswagga]

Got a good lil laugh out of this chick.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:her
You are a !*%$#$+ idiot. When someone says no, IT MEANS NO.
Did your welfare driven mother not teach you that? Please stop writing me.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me

well you dont like men me neither what a co-wink-e-dink

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:her

No. You probably dont have enough intelligence to know the
meaning of lesbian so let me enlighten you. Lesbian-a woman
who ONLY desires the love and sexual intimacy of another WOMAN.
Have a nice day perv.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:me

Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. promise.

 

[iheartboost]

Originally Posted by YungSwagga

Got a good lil laugh out of this chick.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:her
You are a !*%$#$+ idiot. When someone says no, IT MEANS NO.
Did your welfare driven mother not teach you that? Please stop writing me.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me

well you dont like men me neither what a co-wink-e-dink

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:her

No. You probably dont have enough intelligence to know the
meaning of lesbian so let me enlighten you. Lesbian-a woman
who ONLY desires the love and sexual intimacy of another WOMAN.
Have a nice day perv.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:me

Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. promise.

This chick sounds like an NTer

 

[thinkinfresh]

Originally Posted by YungSwagga

Got a good lil laugh out of this chick.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:her
You are a !*%$#$+ idiot. When someone says no, IT MEANS NO.
Did your welfare driven mother not teach you that? Please stop writing me.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me

well you dont like men me neither what a co-wink-e-dink

 

[nako xl]

Originally Posted by YungSwagga

Got a good lil laugh out of this chick.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:her
You are a !*%$#$+ idiot. When someone says no, IT MEANS NO.
Did your welfare driven mother not teach you that? Please stop writing me.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me

well you dont like men me neither what a co-wink-e-dink

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:her

No. You probably dont have enough intelligence to know the
meaning of lesbian so let me enlighten you. Lesbian-a woman
who ONLY desires the love and sexual intimacy of another WOMAN.
Have a nice day perv.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:me

Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. promise.

 

[treb2k5]

Originally Posted by YungSwagga

Got a good lil laugh out of this chick.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:her
You are a !*%$#$+ idiot. When someone says no, IT MEANS NO.
Did your welfare driven mother not teach you that? Please stop writing me.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me

well you dont like men me neither what a co-wink-e-dink

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:her

No. You probably dont have enough intelligence to know the
meaning of lesbian so let me enlighten you. Lesbian-a woman
who ONLY desires the love and sexual intimacy of another WOMAN.
Have a nice day perv.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:me

Can I borrow you? I'll give you back. promise.

Aw mannnn!

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