Can I Hit Loser? - MySpace/Facebook - Vol 3. New Year, No Fear,and New Prospects (update on pg 1)

[first round draft pick]

I need a lil help here coaches



From: HER
L.o.l thats cute they call me yoshi thats my nickname

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From: ME
Date: Feb 10, 2009 10:13 PM

yoshi huh?? dats unique
well yoshi back to the original question....since i didnt see a no should we discuss the terms of my borrowing lease lol j/k

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From: HER

Date: Feb 10, 2009 3:51 PM
Subject: Re: RE: Re: No Subject


Thank u 4 tha comment im yoshi nice 2 meet u idk u might just have 2 see ur self

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From: ME
Date: Feb 10, 2009 12:28 PM

i came across ur profile and I thought u looked cute and u seem like a cool person 2 talk to....am i wrong??
i'm chris by tha way

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From:HER

Date: Feb 9, 2009 10:10 PM
Subject: Re: No Subject


I..m fine

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From: ME
Date: Feb 10, 2009 2:10 AM

hey gorgeous...can i borrow you? i promise ill give you back j/k
hello how are u

 

[treb2k5]

Well Yoshi, you wanna ride me like you do Mario?

100% works.

 

[twistedb9]

Originally Posted by First Round Draft Pick

I need a lil help here coaches



From: HER
L.o.l thats cute they call me yoshi thats my nickname

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From: ME
Date: Feb 10, 2009 10:13 PM

yoshi huh?? dats unique
well yoshi back to the original question....since i didnt see a no should we discuss the terms of my borrowing lease lol j/k

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From: HER

Date: Feb 10, 2009 3:51 PM
Subject: Re: RE: Re: No Subject


Thank u 4 tha comment im yoshi nice 2 meet u idk u might just have 2 see ur self

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From: ME
Date: Feb 10, 2009 12:28 PM

i came across ur profile and I thought u looked cute and u seem like a cool person 2 talk to....am i wrong??
i'm chris by tha way

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From:HER

Date: Feb 9, 2009 10:10 PM
Subject: Re: No Subject


I..m fine

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From: ME
Date: Feb 10, 2009 2:10 AM

hey gorgeous...can i borrow you? i promise ill give you back j/k
hello how are u

What exactly do you need bruh? Convo seems to be going fine..
Tell her your name is Mario and you need her to bend over so you can jump on and ride her...

 

[first round draft pick]

Originally Posted by Treb2k5

Well Yoshi, you wanna ride me like you do Mario?

100% works.

lol thats cleaver but I dont think that will work

 

[b smooth 202]

haha sorry i cant be leased only bought and see im buy sexual u want to get wit me u got to buy me something
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From: M E.
To: chey
Date: Feb 10, 2009 1:38 AM
Subject: RE: ey.


haha I see you got jokes...I like dat

shall we discuss the terms of the lease?
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From: chey
To: M E.
Date: Feb 9, 2009 12:04 PM
Subject: RE: ey.



lol u can have me lol jk jk
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From: M E.
To: chey
Date: Jan 29, 2009 8:23 PM
Subject: ey.



can i borrow you? Ima give you back. Promise.

coaches....

 

[treb2k5]

 

[first round draft pick]

lol i dont think these mario lines are gonna work. I mean they're good and cleaver but they seem corny. If I make it seem like I just wanna"smash" she might just read tha message and not reply and I take the "L"

 

[wooly willy]

this is really corny now

 

[treb2k5]

Aw, come on , why you gotta be such a negative nancy?

 

[knowledgethefoundation]

WATS GOOD...........JESUS HOMEBOY!!!!

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From: me
To: her
Date: 10 Feb 2009, 10:18 PM
Subject: No Subject


whats good sexy?

 

[nako xl]

aiight coaches here's the target:

i wanna proceed with caution on this one, cuz other dudes have taken Ls

how do we do this?

 

[krazyrodzilla]

Originally Posted by Nako XL

aiight coaches here's the target:

i wanna proceed with caution on this one, cuz other dudes have taken Ls

how do we do this?

Damn, she's kinda thick! LOOK A THOSE LEGS! Good Luck!

 

[sorkoram]

Originally Posted by Nako XL

aiight coaches here's the target:

i wanna proceed with caution on this one, cuz other dudes have taken Ls

how do we do this?

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Alright after watching the few past pages, I've decided to put on the headset and step back intothe coaching booth[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]You need to give a rundown of messages, if you've sent one - because we have to scout her passprotection, I can tell you right now, she's not running the ball[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]If you haven't sent a message, we need a rundown of her offensive style - her page (things thatstand out to you)[/color]

 

[ncrider]

Originally Posted by Krazyrodzilla

Originally Posted by Nako XL

aiight coaches here's the target:

i wanna proceed with caution on this one, cuz other dudes have taken Ls

how do we do this?

Damn, she's kinda thick! LOOK A THOSE LEGS! Good Luck!

looks bouncy.

 

[nako xl]

aiight. i'm 90% sure she has a man

but im scouting, i'll be back later with the info as soon as (if

) she accepts my friend request... should i send a message with it?

EDIT

I'm dumb. Important fact: She runs D1 track.

 

[sorkoram]

Originally Posted by Nako XL

aiight. i'm 90% sure she has a man

but im scouting, i'll be back later with the info as soon as (if

) she accepts my friend request... should i send a message with it?

Well I mean, you could, usually most chicks accept

I send messages with them every so often, but its completely up to you because you can't respond to a message thatsomeone sent you in a request, feel me?

edit- If she runs d-1 track, she's flexible

you need a methodicaldrive if you trying to homewreck ( I don't condone it but I know how to get it done

)

 

[ncrider]

haha this is mines...




ok i got one i did a minute ago...


okayy.

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From: Tywizzle
Date: Feb 1, 2009 5:38 PM


i sold my phone (g1) in that pic so im waiting for my other one, but imma hit u up from my brothers.

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From: her
Date: Feb 1, 2009 5:28 PM


lol okayy. 980*******

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From: Tywizzle
Date: Feb 1, 2009 5:18 PM


well why don't you let me get your number cause i'm going to get off. and ill show you cute

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From: her
Date: Feb 1, 2009 5:05 PM


well it was kinda cute=]

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From: Tywizzle
Date: Feb 1, 2009 5:04 PM


im just playing, i was just trying to say something cute.

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From: her
Date: Feb 1, 2009 4:58 PM


wow kinda earlyy for that..

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From: Tywizzle
Date: Feb 1, 2009 4:50 PM


i would like to be a full time photographer, and your husband

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From: her
Date: Feb 1, 2009 4:46 PM


goin to college study pre law
wbu??

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From: Tywizzle
Date: Feb 1, 2009 4:44 PM


wut r u doing after high school?

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From: her
Date: Feb 1, 2009 4:37 PM


ima a sophomore=] (MY COMMENT: w-t-f?)

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From: Tywizzle
Date: Feb 1, 2009 4:35 PM


12th & urself?

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From: her
Date: Feb 1, 2009 4:34 PM


wat grade are you in??

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From: Tywizzle
Date: Feb 1, 2009 4:26 PM


17
hopewell high
photography is king
properlive. com me and my brothers site.
loves to meet beautiful & lovely women such as yourself
collects nikes and jordans.
and wishes to get to know you better

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From: her
Date: Feb 1, 2009 4:10 PM


yes i would=]

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From: Tywizzle
Date: Feb 1, 2009 4:05 PM


would you like to know about tyler?

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From: her
Date: Feb 1, 2009 4:00 PM


well shes 17
attends mallard creek high
loves to have fun
loves to dance
loves to cheer
loves meeting new people
sweet down to earth
beautiful intelligent person
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From: Tywizzle
Date: Feb 1, 2009 3:49 PM


so tell me about daiana

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From: her
Date: Feb 1, 2009 3:47 PM


well thank you.
nd im daiana

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From: Tywizzle
Date: Feb 1, 2009 3:38 PM


hey.i noticed your default.you need a photographer to take pictures of you. get that perfect face im seeing. you definitely got it. names tyler photographerfor many.

need something beautiful in my camera =]

and ur name is?

 

[sorkoram]

Originally Posted by ncrider

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From: Tywizzle
Date: Feb 1, 2009 5:38 PM


i sold my phone (g1) in that pic so im waiting for my other one, but imma hit u up from my brothers.

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From: her
Date: Feb 1, 2009 5:28 PM


lol okayy. 980*******

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From: Tywizzle
Date: Feb 1, 2009 5:18 PM


well why don't you let me get your number cause i'm going to get off. and ill show you cute

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]What the hell was this fam?[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]You just fumbled right there, thankfully you recovered it

[/color]

 

[ncrider]

Originally Posted by Sorkoram

Originally Posted by ncrider

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From: Tywizzle
Date: Feb 1, 2009 5:38 PM


i sold my phone (g1) in that pic so im waiting for my other one, but imma hit u up from my brothers.

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From: her
Date: Feb 1, 2009 5:28 PM


lol okayy. 980*******

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From: Tywizzle
Date: Feb 1, 2009 5:18 PM


well why don't you let me get your number cause i'm going to get off. and ill show you cute

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]What the hell was this fam?[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]You just fumbled right there, thankfully you recovered it

[/color]

yeah i know, but i actually did sell my phone and i didn't want to talk to her from another number then switch up on her without her knowing lol.
and im still phone less, but im selling a itouch to get this iphone off my friend thankfully.

 

[springfieldxd]

yo...

tell me why i was at the club last night (underground pub) and a chick came up to me like, "you that dude from myspace"... i'm like huh?

"yeah, you asked me if you could borrow me or somethin... i thought it was cute, but im scared to meet dudes on the internet, so i ain't saynothing..."

we get to choppin' it up for a minute, i get her number, we meet at Denny's and chill for a while, then she was like, "u gotta go to work in themorning?" i'm like "yeah".

she was like "damn"... i'm like "damn what?"

she smiled.

FF 45 minutes and two fifth wheel blunts later, i was in there like swimwear.

it was good too, and I ain't a ducktales type dude. y'all know i woulda posted her in the J's, but we went to her crib.

matter fact, i spent the night and ended up wearing the same stuff to work that i wore to the club, and my coworkers put me on blast for rocking the same fit iwas in last night, and for smelling like black and milds and latex.

tonight, i'm going on an all-out air assault on the defense, then i'm hitting up Joe Johnson's All Star Party to recruit some more... we'reswangin out in the dually, so i'm on my beast mode tonight...

 

[sorkoram]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]you met a chick from MySpace, at the Underground Pub[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)], that you took an L from before

[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]and got the W in the end [/color]

name?

 

[ncrider]

yeah seriously thats a score!

 

[cronicmole]

Originally Posted by ToppShotta


Has she seen the playbook? Should I forfeit or run with the normal offense?

hahaha ok your rite

My name is ---- this guy named ---- is cuute and made me smileee haha monopoly is a good game and yes it does impress me if u can play one game thru that impresses me but a whole 6th grade thats REAALLY IMPRESSIVE u do sound romantic and thats what i like im not really a barbie doll i have diff kinds of friends, i like candle lit dinners, and going out and having fun, i like to party and can drink more than most guys can, i like rock and roll hardly any rap, my best friend's name is hailey, i drive a 2004 Nissan Skyline GT-R and love it more than anything, i've only had one boyfriend and it didnt last long, im not a #%% still a virgin actually =) uhm and i guess for the rest you'll have to find out

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Date: Feb 10, 2009 9:17 AM
Subject: No Subject


Do you remember when you were a little kid and you walked the aisles of toys r us and wanted that toy barbie sooo bad but your parents wouldnt get it for you? Thats the way I feel about you right now.

Since it seems like you have a lot on your plate and you havent had a chance to get to my message yet, let me save you the time (im a hopeless romantic like that) and allow me to tell you about me first.
My name is ----. I love long walks on the beach, serenating beautiful girls named ---- under the stars, candle lit dinners and bubble baths in the most exotic of oils. I was also my 6th grade monopoly champ if that impresses you.
Since I told you about me, i find it only appropriate for you to return the favor hun.

Im in love with her 2 Toppshotta

 

[springfieldxd]

Originally Posted by Sorkoram

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]you met a chick from MySpace, at the Underground Pub[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)], that you took an L from before

[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]and got the W in the end[/color]

name?

her name was Rehaanah, i remember this because we had a discussion about her name, and she told me it was spelled all messed up, and i made some corny jokeabout my wanky was like Chris Brown on dat $+%... She say she went to Jacksonville high school, so you might know somebody that know somebody that knowsomethin' bout it..

 

[forgot about jae]