Can I Hit Loser? - MySpace/Facebook - Vol 3. New Year, No Fear,and New Prospects (update on pg 1)

[iheartboost]

^ shorty is not bad just punt and get your defense ready for the return.

 

[cobra kai]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 255)]http://profile.myspace.co...le&friendID=201363340[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 255)]why don't yall shoot her a "So wsup cutie? Can I borrow you, I'llgive you back....promise =)"[/color]

[color= rgb(255, 0, 255)]She didn't like my applesauce

[/color]

 

[johnnyredstorm]

At least she didn't tell you to !$+%@!@ die like one chick told me

 

[ericberry14]

Originally Posted by JohnnyRedStorm

At least she didn't tell you to !$+%@!@ die like one chick told me

girls can be so cruel

 

[iheartboost]

Originally Posted by JohnnyRedStorm

At least she didn't tell you to !$+%@!@ die like one chick told me

my dude she was playing Phil Jackson and told your Odom $#* to hit the bench

 

[th3ownly]

coaches i need some help



lol.. you have terms for me?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Tim
Date: Jan 5, 2009 1:20 PM



im glad to see that im already making you laugh...shall we move on to the terms of the lease?



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Tilia
Date: Jan 5, 2009 1:36 AM



Haha awe


------------ Original Message ------------
can i borrow you? ill give you back...I promise : )

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Originally Posted by IHeartBoost

Originally Posted by JohnnyRedStorm

At least she didn't tell you to !$+%@!@ die like one chick told me

my dude she was playing Phil Jackson and told your Odom $#* to hit the bench

She's the D'antoni to my Marbury

 

[ericberry14]

Originally Posted by Th3Ownly

coaches i need some help



lol.. you have terms for me?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Tim
Date: Jan 5, 2009 1:20 PM



im glad to see that im already making you laugh...shall we move on to the terms of the lease?



----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Tilia
Date: Jan 5, 2009 1:36 AM



Haha awe


------------ Original Message ------------
can i borrow you? ill give you back...I promise : )

give her some damn terms then. cant be holding your hand walking through this process step by step

 

[sorkoram]

Damn yall making it harder than what it actually is

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Got damn I think I found the most perfect chick, cute girl who likes Zeppelin <3 she ignored the can I borrow you line though. But I hit her with the grrrr,I wasnt serious that i wanted to borrow you...I was trying to get your attention ..etc. line that i used earlier with another chick which worked.

 

[lokillo40]

i feel like im in some PUA forum wit dudes asking other dudes for help on what to say.. check out any PUA website.. those lines and routines actually work..hell if it worked for dudes like style and mystery then it probably will work for NTers to get their stats up in this league.. this is very entertainingthough.. continue

 

[sorkoram]

[this happens after I talk to her for a while]

yes! text me when you can 940-923-XXXX

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Me
Date: Jan 5, 2009 12:35 PM



ahh thats good to hear, shall we discuss when this pow wow is poppin you off, i mean *off*?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Jan 4, 2009 11:50 AM

am I down? I think so

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Me
Date: Jan 5, 2009 2:13 AM


there's a party in your pants and I'm throwing it, you down?


-- swing for the fencees

 

[premeone]

Me: You're right. I'm sold, where do I sign up?

Her: Lolss ; you dnt need to siqn up ; but if yu damaqe me you have to pay a fine!


What's the next play coach?

 

[sorkoram]

Originally Posted by PremeOne

Me: You're right. I'm sold, where do I sign up?

Her: Lolss ; you dnt need to siqn up ; but if yu damaqe me you have to pay a fine!


What's the next play coach?

"You're in good hands with me sweetie, you won't get damaged, I assure you

shall we discuss the terms of this lease?"

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Yea so I'm still 50/50 on messaging that chick back with the new facebook. Not enough action for somebody new. How should I go about asking for a taggedpic, so I don't come off as a creeper.

 

[springfieldxd]

^^^
tell her alot of girls get at you with fake profiles, you would be disappointed if a woman as attractive as her ended up being a 36 year old level 3 dragonmaster...

 

[sorkoram]

Ask her if she really wants to meet you and how she is sure you're not some psycho..discuss this back and forth in a couple of messages, then suggest thatyou exchange pics to make sure of realness

 

[nothinafter]

You know you got it, when females add you and then follow up with a conversation

wow. you dnt look 20.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: (D.M)
Date: Jan 5, 2009 12:22 PM


20

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Jan 5, 2009 1:18 PM


19
you?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: (D.M)
Date: Jan 5, 2009 12:16 PM


o iight thatz waz good

how old are yu?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Jan 5, 2009 1:12 PM


jackson.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: (D.M)
Date: Jan 5, 2009 12:10 PM


what pt of mississippi you in??

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Jan 5, 2009 1:09 PM


ypu.
i've been here for
weeks now. it suckx.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: (D.M)
Date: Jan 5, 2009 12:08 PM


thatz waz up!

i know you happy lol

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Jan 5, 2009 1:00 PM


well not now im in mississippi.
i'll totally be home tomorrow
yay

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: (D.M)
Date: Jan 5, 2009 11:58 AM


lol....you in ga?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Jan 5, 2009 12:58 PM


lmao eat your heart out.
lol jk.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: (D.M)
Date: Jan 5, 2009 11:56 AM


awwwww ur sweet

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From:her
Date: Jan 5, 2009 12:47 PM


and your very welcome cutie.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: (D.M)
Date: Jan 5, 2009 11:15 AM


thankz for the pic comment sweetie

 

[sorkoram]

Originally Posted by NothinAfter

[frank lucas] my man [/frank lucas]

 

[timelessflight]

Incomplete pass....I need help here lol

may i ask who is this and why i got to be a loser when u dont even know me

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ME
Date: Jan 2, 2009 10:48 PM


hey.. I was just lookin at your page and i like what I see.. If you feel the same then hit me back loser =)

 

[litlbibby]

i already followed up wit the second girl and im usin every second of that shot clock but the first one is tough. she not bitin on the screen roll. She 27 soany help coach?

this seems like some bait. Chris Hansen is behind this. Before you know it, I'm buying you beer and winding up on "To Catch A Predator".

no way jose, not falling for it.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Jan 3, 2009 8:44 PM


lol aww so no love for the young brothas? given the opportunity i can show you that age is only a number.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Jan 3, 2009 8:39 PM


sorry, must be 21 and up to borrow =/

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Jan 3, 2009 7:22 PM


wsup cutie? can i borrow you? i'll give you back.. promise :]






nahhh...never borrowed sweetie

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Jan 4, 2009 9:39 PM


lol thanks and i didnt see a no to my question so i assume thats a yes?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Jan 4, 2009 8:34 PM


lol thats the best one i've heard so far...

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Jan 4, 2009 8:32 PM


do you remember when you were a little kid and you wanted a toy really bad when you went to the store...but your mom wouldn't let you get it...no matterhow much you begged??

well that's how I feel about you...so can i borrow you?? i promise ill give you back

 

[sorkoram]

Originally Posted by litlbibby

i already followed up wit the second girl and im usin every second of that shot clock but the first one is tough. she not bitin on the screen roll. She 27 so any help coach?

this seems like some bait. Chris Hansen is behind this. Before you know it, I'm buying you beer and winding up on "To Catch A Predator".

no way jose, not falling for it.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Jan 3, 2009 8:44 PM


lol aww so no love for the young brothas? given the opportunity i can show you that age is only a number.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Jan 3, 2009 8:39 PM


sorry, must be 21 and up to borrow =/

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Jan 3, 2009 7:22 PM


wsup cutie? can i borrow you? i'll give you back.. promise :]






nahhh...never borrowed sweetie

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Jan 4, 2009 9:39 PM


lol thanks and i didnt see a no to my question so i assume thats a yes?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: her
Date: Jan 4, 2009 8:34 PM


lol thats the best one i've heard so far...

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: me
Date: Jan 4, 2009 8:32 PM


do you remember when you were a little kid and you wanted a toy really bad when you went to the store...but your mom wouldn't let you get it...no matter how much you begged??

well that's how I feel about you...so can i borrow you?? i promise ill give you back

First chick - you took the L, never refer to yourself as a young dude when talking to an older chick unless its humor

2nd chick- I'm not going to guide you completely because you're running an inbounds play, just continue with the possession -- you need to talk to herabout earning her through being a gentleman

 

[krazyrodzilla]

Originally Posted by NothinAfter

 

[mideastbeast]

Originally Posted by Krazyrodzilla

Originally Posted by NothinAfter

 

[johnnyredstorm]

I think I jumped the count early for a false start with one chick. I asked for the number too early in the game and she hasn't gotten back to me.

Salvageable?