Bruh...Tyga....Hair Gains....Vol. Jamie Would Be Proud

[jc619er]

 

It's crazy how cats that could grow hair at anytime were rocking "baldies" in the 90's.

My mans got tight knowing Jada could easily grow hair this whole time

. Said it wasn't fair.

Yep. The Fab Five stayed rockin' the chrome domes too only to end up growing their hair back later with crispy lines. It was stylish back in the 90's to do the bald thing even if you didn't have to. Joe Smith and a lot of his Terrapin teammates did and I even remember a couple of cats from UNC doing it as well just to name a few. The MJ influence was that strong.

Yeah but MJ needed to go bald quick. He was gonna go George Jefferson before his first ring.

 

[shogun]

The ring on his scalp would've matched.

 

[50inchvert]

 

It's crazy how cats that could grow hair at anytime were rocking "baldies" in the 90's.


My mans got tight knowing Jada could easily grow hair this whole time . Said it wasn't fair.

Yep. The Fab Five stayed rockin' the chrome domes too only to end up growing their hair back later with crispy lines. It was stylish back in the 90's to do the bald thing even if you didn't have to. Joe Smith and a lot of his Terrapin teammates did and I even remember a couple of cats from UNC doing it as well just to name a few. The MJ influence was that strong.

Yeah but MJ needed to go bald quick. He was gonna go George Jefferson before his first ring.

Right MJ scalped his dome out of necessity but his influence was so strong that it was a popular look for dudes who didn't even have to scalp themselves.

 

[anomolie]

I always felt a receding hairline with a beard goes well. Anyways castor oil and coconut oil have great benefits. Not a miracle oil but the stuff works.
I don't see the big deal getting weekly cuts. Just make sure you have a good barber.

 

[Magic33]

Some dudes have messed up heads, so I understand why they don't shave it all off, but some dudes need to just get some clippers.

Because your mom cares

Why do you care so much about what we care about? Go eat some quinoa and find a thread about khakis, loafers and the newest TDI Volkswagen.

and there you have it

 

[coldcity]

 


Finally! Now I know why Doc Rivers' hair looks like that. Thank you for this clarification.

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Doc Rivers.

I've been trying to categorize that sorcery for years now.

 


Finally! Now I know why Doc Rivers' hair looks like that. Thank you for this clarification.

Doc Rivers.


I've been trying to categorize that sorcery for years now.

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wallace flourishing and the other kid working at a sneaker store while I haven't seen bodie in a minute.

lol in the second pic he's smiling like yea I know my hair is ****** up

Looks like his du-rag melted into his head

While we're on the subject of the Wire, I always figured Poot's hairline would skip town eventually. Even on the show dude's line was pushing it hard...

Hairline prolly doing a long bid now after getting caught on wire tap plotting against his face and forehead...



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Poot

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 ya'll not gonna slander the wire in this thread!!!!!

While we're on the subject of the Wire, I always figured Poot's hairline would skip town eventually. Even on the show dude's line was pushing it hard...


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Bro was really out here doing glamour shots with his hairline looking like a long-division sign 

I'm black tho

Oh.

Well how is any of this roasting a new phenomenon to you? Or more accurately, why are you surprised by or acting as if this is not par for the course in our community? In my experience there are a few things that are automatic for a roast by black folks:

--hair struggles
--lack of rhythm
--trying too hard (to be stylish, funny, cute, etc.)

Mane, to me, and to me only, I don't think the recession is funny, like fam said, it's life, but what is entirely too funny in my opinion is the lengths that folks will go to for the cover-up. The fight these gentlemen put up is real, either take it all off, or cut it really low, but when dudes are out here priming and painting their scalps then it gets really funny to me. Hey, if you have the resources to get procedures done, more power to you, but when you have to resort to sorcery, walk away.

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wtf is that




yall were clowning this weekend

 

[RIP sleazyy]

Yall petty as ****.

Y do blacks care so much about hairlines

why do whites care so much about labador retrievers? 

[emoji]128514[/emoji]

Black labs matter.

 

[dh1water]

Yall petty as ****.
[emoji]128514[/emoji]

Black labs matter.

I owe you a rep 

 

 

[RustyShackleford]

Yall petty as ****.

Y do blacks care so much about hairlines

why do whites care so much about labador retrievers? 

[emoji]128514[/emoji]

Black labs matter.

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[dh1water]

owe you 1 too! 

 

[truth-serum]

This negro Lester wild flagrant

 

[shogun]

That was one of the longest quote posts i've seen on nt.

 

[AEA18]

get a load of this clown 

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Your joint gotta be wild flagrant if you spray paint in a receded hairline.

 

[RustyShackleford]

This negro Lester wild flagrant

Actually I give him a pass

He not trying to shape it up, he not trying any other struggle treatments.

Pa just seems like he letting nature take its course and giving no dambs

I can respect that

 

[Peep Game]

His head shaped like a vitamin

 

[shogun]

He looks like a mannequin.

 

[shawndavinci]

double stacked forehead

 

[truth-serum]

Son forehead look like a double decker bus

 

[Gordonson]

That was one of the longest quote posts i've seen on nt.

This ____ Cold always does that, and it's annoying every last time

Get to the end of scrolling for like 2 minutes just to see son's one added sentence and ****

 

[air kalo]

My son Bodie's hair is disgraceful.

Time to return that scalp into the safe haven of a durag.

 

[doublemesh96]

His head shaped like a vitamin

God damn you

 

[getback]

 
double stacked forehead

 

[jc619er]

 

 
double stacked forehead

HAHAHA! Damn it.

 

[Sir San Diego]

This negro Lester wild flagrant

Hey this ***** is clearly thinking ahead.

He can't eem put a fold in his beanie.

 

[doublemesh96]