Bruh...Tyga....Hair Gains....Vol. Jamie Would Be Proud

[spacedoodoo]

Looks like his du-rag melted into his head

 

[realshoemice]

Oh.

Well how is any of this roasting a new phenomenon to you? Or more accurately, why are you surprised by or acting as if this is not par for the course in our community? In my experience there are a few things that are automatic for a roast by black folks:

--hair struggles
--lack of rhythm
--trying too hard (to be stylish, funny, cute, etc.)

I'm very aware of it ...I just wanna kno why it's so important ...ya line gon receed fam that's life

 

[art vandelay]

Mane, to me, and to me only, I don't think the recession is funny, like fam said, it's life, but what is entirely too funny in my opinion is the lengths that folks will go to for the cover-up. The fight these gentlemen put up is real, either take it all off, or cut it really low, but when dudes are out here priming and painting their scalps then it gets really funny to me. Hey, if you have the resources to get procedures done, more power to you, but when you have to resort to sorcery, walk away.

 

[tomdiginson]

I agree. I only laugh at cats who use to always go to the barber to get fresh cuts weekly who are now seeing the long term effects of it now.I remember this dude use to clown cats for not having a fresh lineups and such. Dudes hairline is receding and he has his barber cutting it as weird angles to hide it.

 

[doublemesh96]

I agree. I only laugh at cats who use to always go to the barber to get fresh cuts weekly who are now seeing the long term effects of it now.I remember this dude use to clown cats for not having a fresh lineups and such. Dudes hairline is receding and he has his barber cutting it as weird angles to hide it.

Yeah man used to get cut every Friday thinking I was doing it till I realized my corners were slightly different every week

Switched barbers and started getting cut every 3 weeks. Sometimes once a month

 

[Nike Still Sux]

Looks like his du-rag melted into his head

I owe you 1 again!!!!

 

[polosanddunks]

Someone PLEASE explain Doc RIvers and how he stays with a fresh line and how its like that at his age. Please

Ive heard numerous stories and it cant be black ice

 

[Nike Still Sux]

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[freeze]

Dont do this bros. Dont NT, NT.

Less beefing and more fading temples my g's.

 

[Deleted member 107398]

Always somebody to cross the line and suck the fun out of things. The **** does the man's kids have to do with any of this?



Type to bring up starving kids in Africa at a party.

33 pages and 1 post bothers you?  What line did I cross? Asked him a question, he responded. 

Type to bring up your receding line at a party 

His hairline

 

[1978S]

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[Based Jesus]

Hairline got more angles than a fat chick's instagram

 

[flesh prince]

"Your hairline bout to get pushed bacc too, no barber. "

 

[Deleted member 107398]

"Your hairline bout to get pushed bacc too, no barber. "

You ain't about to have the juice, no charger

 

[art vandelay]

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At first didn't even notice the Tetris piece and then when it came together, perfection.

 

[delete1234]

Man y'all remember that kid that posted in the old hypebeast thread? His hairline was messed up and somebody made a gif it was hilarious

 

[Bruce Banner]

While we're on the subject of the Wire, I always figured Poot's hairline would skip town eventually. Even on the show dude's line was pushing it hard...

Hairline prolly doing a long bid now after getting caught on wire tap plotting against his face and forehead...



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[Bruce Banner]

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[jc619er]

 

This look like the same madness Jimmy Graham got going on.

 

[kingkoopa]

 
@Mark Antony   recede from my nuts like your hairline.  Otherwise run the fade...

What is goin on in here 

 

[wavycrocket]

As an aside, does anybody else notice in Ol boy's "glamour shot" that he is rocking a polo shirt under his sweater, with a damn tie? For that tacky infraction he deserves all of his follicular misgivings.

Just horrific. Thought he was on his "grown man tip"

 

[jewseejay]

Y do blacks care so much about hairlines

I dont. Never have. Cutting my own head since I was 14/15.

On that steph curry tip. Get a fresh cut bout once a year n stunt thats about it

Rock alot of hats and dont like spending more then 20 min gettin rdy

Already takes wayyy too long to line up the beard and have my head in some sembelance of order.

Dont gotta be a pretty boy to get the yambs, while we on the subject of the wire this my look...
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[wavycrocket]

It's crazy how cats that could grow hair at anytime were rocking "baldies" in the 90's.

My mans got tight knowing Jada could easily grow hair this whole time . Said it wasn't fair.

 

[1978S]

I remember when Onyx first dropped, had half my high school rocking baldies.

 

[50inchvert]

It's crazy how cats that could grow hair at anytime were rocking "baldies" in the 90's.

My mans got tight knowing Jada could easily grow hair this whole time . Said it wasn't fair.

Yep. The Fab Five stayed rockin' the chrome domes too only to end up growing their hair back later with crispy lines. It was stylish back in the 90's to do the bald thing even if you didn't have to. Joe Smith and a lot of his Terrapin teammates did and I even remember a couple of cats from UNC doing it as well just to name a few. The MJ influence was that strong.