Bruh...Tyga....Hair Gains....Vol. Jamie Would Be Proud

[Mark Antony]

Bro they lined my boy Mario wit some beijing dye and a boomerang smh

When I see cats dig in their bag and pull out their BEST sorcery and it looks worse than my natural receding it let's me know i'm not off that cliff yet.

 

[SuperQ]

This thread been legendary and never needs to stop when gold like this can pop right back up and bring back the same level of tears.

This thread, the Booz Black Ice thread, the Fyre Festival thread and this one old as can be thread about dude that was wearing an all denim outfit and the photoshops that proceeded were absolutely masterful, are my all time favorite threads on NT.

Fam, that Fyre Festival thread is the GOAT of NT threads.

 

[sooperhooper]

Just wild to me how they reintroduce themselves into society like nothing happened. Like me pulling up at work Monday and I'm 6'4". I think that's next, btw, a cheaper version of height surgery. Gonna have chicks whisperin 'girl them shins ain't his, he went to Peru and got that surgery'.

 

[$tatus $ymbol]

Dudes equipping themselves with all the latest hardware for the sorcery

 

[adobecs4]

 

[freeze]

tunchi is ******

 

[doublemesh96]

 

[adobecs4]

It gets worse.

 

[acroyal]

He still got some time but he better hurry and get something done

 

[slime rawstein]

Son! These ****** walking around with the interchangeable LEGO hair pieces. Times are changing. Pause in advance, but can it get wet? Like can you work out? If you work up a sweat making sweet love will you drip tar on shorty? Would it feel like candle wax?

Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!

 

[DADDYFATSACKS]

It gets worse.

Wayne cant have friends if people let him walk around with that struggle on his head. I just peeped his Instagram page and son has a hat on in damn near every picture I see why.

 

[WASPS ANDD ASPS]

He kicks his true friends out his circle.

Went to waynes IG. Had to find a lic from last year to get one without a hat. Comments was roastin his dreads. Said the wind could blow them ****s right off his head

 

[doublemesh96]

Wayne better cut the **** before he ends up looking like Floyd mayweather senior out here

 

[freeze]

Wayne better cut the **** before he ends up looking like Floyd mayweather senior out here

Barber: What can I getchu OG

Floyd Sr. : Something savage youngblood. Let these hos know I'm a Predator

Barber: say no more.

 

[Deleted member 107398]

 

[ahat]

Dudes equipping themselves with all the latest hardware for the sorcery

 

[DADDYFATSACKS]

Wayne gotta be salty that chainz is like 50 and still has a full head of hair lol

 

[numbah1grimey]

Wayne dreads looking like ginger stalks

 

[addict4sneakers]

Chainz is only 2 years older than Wayne

 

[numbah1grimey]

Chainz is only 2 years older than Wayne

Chainz 40, Wayne 35...

 

[Remy LeBeau]

Wayne been in his 30's for 15 years.

 

[addict4sneakers]

Chainz 40, Wayne 35...

Fulton county arrest records say 1979 for his DOB. Let me see if I can find it

 

[sooperhooper]

Wayne says he was born in 82 and i believe it. That would make him around 14 or 15 on this album cover, which seems right. No way he's 18.

 

[Based Jesus]

Wayne got too much money to having them nasty *** dreads on his head.
You telling me he couldnt find one person to help him maintain them things?

 

[DADDYFATSACKS]

Wayne got too much money to having them nasty *** dreads on his head.
You telling me he couldnt find one person to help him maintain them things?

I think he likes that dirty nasty look.